Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 147: Chapter 146:DIE, BITCH!!

”YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!”

The happy yell tore out of me before I could stop it, not like I had any intentions to in the first place.

I had successfully drawn the attention of everyone to myself.

I didn’t care though, all my attention was on the approaching group of people, there were five people in total, three young men and two young women, one of which was the auburn haired youth Khalifa had sent flying earlier, he was limping softly whilst rubbing his ribs, yea, definitely a few broken ones there..

But my attention was firmly on the woman that had just spoken, she had wavy blonde hair that fell all the way to her lower back, a tiara made from gemstones adorned her head like a queen, her emerald green eyes shone with a poise and regality that one doesn’t just acquire, you had to be born with it, her pale unblemished skin glistened softly in the setting evening glow, but her most defining feature to me, was undoubtedly her pointed ears that stood proudly beneath hair that had been pulled behind them...

”Yesss... finally, an elf, a true elf, not some posers!!” I exclaimed happily.

Instantly, I could feel two pairs of eyes pointed behind me that promised violence if I didn’t tread carefully.

I didn’t care, I was finally about to clear my name fully..

”Khalifa, Kaila, you guys see this? This” I pointed at the elf that was still a fair bit away from us, but close enough to hear my words, ”is what an elf should look like”.

The two ladies bristled at my words, it seemed words like those were more triggering than I thought, so, before I could cause any misunderstandings, I hurriedly continued..

”You see her poise? Her elegant bearing? You see that sophistication? That’s what an elf should look like” I continued, somehow, I caught the approaching elf’s expression, she seemed appreciative of my words?

Whatever I guess?

”But most importantly, look at her slender physique, you see the way her chest looks like a washboard? The fact that I have a larger ass than her despite me being a man? That’s what an elf should look like”

”If you put her in a man’s clothing, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, that ambiguity is what elves are known for, you can never tell the men from the women, they’re All basically arrogant washboards”.

”That’s what elves should look like, not you two shams, walking around with literal mountains on your chests, ass that till now, somehow doesn’t want to let me get a hold of myself and a height that could dwarf most men, you two are shams and this walking plank just proved my point”..

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There was a sudden silence that was deafening..

The approaching group’s steps had stalled, even the watching audience had grown dreadfully silent..

Just when I was starting to wonder just what the fuck was going on.

”Pfft...” a choked laugh sounded out..

Cara, she seemed to be holding back a fit..

”Pfftttt...” Melissa’s choked voice sounded next, yet before I could wonder what was making them misbehave..

””””Pffft....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”””” All four ladies exploded in tinkling laughter..

”Pft...Hahahaahahaha” the surrounding crowd following soon after..

I was left there, dumbfounded about what was making them laugh so hard, I wanted to know, I was feeling sort of left out of the whole fun..

”He...he...hahahahahaha” Khalifa was holding onto her toned stomach and laughing her heart out, she seemed to want to get some words out but the laughter wouldn’t let her..

”Hahaha..that’s right, Dante.. I guess in this case, you’re absolutely right” Kaila gave me a thumbs up as she struggled to regain her composure, the way her gown had tightened around her was downright criminal..

”Hahaha.. true.. in this case, I guess you can indeed say we’re shams, after all, those Yggdrasil hypocrites are INDEED true elves, washboarded, sexually ambiguous creatures, I couldn’t agree more..Pft..hahahaha...” Khalifa burst right back into laughter the moment she concluded her words...

”You...Filthy...Human....” A murderous voice drowned out the laughter of the audience...

”DIE!!!” A massive sharpened root had appeared right before me, the object moving so fast I couldn’t even begin to hope to avoid it, I braced myself for what was bound to hurt like a bitch, until...

Hssssssss!!!!!

The entire thing melted into molten sludge before it could move even further..

The entire floor for the surrounding fifty meters became a vat of bubbling magma, me and Cara being protected by a shimmering dome of dark energy..

I took my eyes from the floor that had been terraformed, looking toward where the attack had come, only to find that somehow, Melissa had already appeared amidst the distant group, her slender arm wrapped around the neck of the flat elf I’d been using as comparison earlier..

She raised the slender figure up and before anyone could react..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A shrill, heart wrenching cry sounded out, the pain within that voice was so thick one could feel it.

The source?

The elf from earlier, her entire neck had been set ablaze by Melissa, slowly melting into sludge..

I could see the elf struggling out of her grip, root like materials appearing around her neck region, trying and failing to stop the flames that were slowly torturing her..

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Another heart wrenching cry echoed as Melissa tore out the helpless elf’s right arm, crimson blood splashing and evaporating before it could even hit the floor..

The group that had arrived with the elf finally reacted, yet before even they could do anything..

”Absolute Darkness” Kaila whispered softly as a dome of darkness descended on the group ahead of us, I watched in silent wonder and horror as the entire group suddenly seemed to have lost all their senses, they started moving like chickens without their heads, even the massive looking youth among them was moving like a headless bear..

Before I could wrap my head around the current situation, Khalifa moved, her figure appearing before the group in a flash,

”Descending Slash” she swung her massive blade with such effortless grace it looked like the weapon was weightless...

CLANGGGGGGGG!!!!!

The sounds of metal clashing rang out as the big looking youth suddenly lashed out his bare palms, catching Khalifa’s weapon..

”You..You dared try to harm MY DANTE...” before the altercation could escalate, Melissa’s chilling voice echoed round.

The moment she raised her head to stare at the elf I felt all the blood in my body rush to my lower region..

Her eyes had disappeared, leaving nothing but swirling black holes, very reminiscent of aunt V’s, only this time, space wasn’t absorbed, no, it was burnt to cinders..

”For that, your life has been effectively forfeit, DIE, BITCH!!”

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A/N: oooouuu... Melissa is cold, damn...

Sleepy eyed writing, if you spot errors let me know asap

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