Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 146: Chapter 145:YESSSSSSSSS

The entire plaza had gone dead quiet..

I didn’t know if it was the shock of what the hot elf had accomplished, the person she’d done it too, or everything that happened till this point combined, nevertheless, though I was appreciative of the hot badass, I still had a question.

”So, what were you trying to do exactly? We’re you trying to seduce him or attack him?” That seemed to have shattered the silence that had engulfed the entire plaza..

I could see Khalifa breakout of her badass stance, her body trembling violently..

”You IDOT!! What the hell do you mean by that!?” She turned around, yelling and pointing at me.

Honestly, this lady seemed pretty air headed, either that or she had no idea just how much damage that attire was causing..

”What? With the way those things were swaying and jiggling all over the place, you were doing more seducing than threatening, I’m sure that sucker is probably smiling even with a few broken ribs” I snickered..

”Humph, I knew it, all men are just perverted bastards” she sneered as she crossed her arms..

”You walk around like that and blame men for staring? Damn, I think I just found someone more shameless than myself”

”Hey, take that back! There’s no way I’m as shameless as a crude person like you.. and stop staring at my chest goddamit”

”Stop being so goddamn sexy then, goddamit”

What followed was five minutes of pure pointless bickering between the two of us.

One was adamant about the perverted nature of men whilst looking like the walking definition of ”jump me”.

I myself was busy enjoying the view of everything whilst simultaneously trying to defend men’s honor, not like I gave a fuck, I just liked her flustered expression..

”Hey... ever seen Khalifa this flustered?” I could hear Mel whisper behind me..

”Heh.. she seems thrown off that a man dared speak and look at her like that, what’s probably messing with her more, is the fact that she doesn’t want to rip his eyes out.. fufufu” Kaila’s seductive laughter followed..

I shook my head, attention returning to the fuming elf before me..

”But really, I didn’t expect you to pull out some dainty ass daggers, I thought a dame like you would be luggin around a badass giant sword” I said to her, my disappointment evident..

With her toned arms, thick thighs and overall height, I wasn’t expecting her to be wielding some dainty daggers.

”Hehehe..” her eyes lit up like Christmas lights at my words..

”A big ass sword? You mean, like this!?...” saying so, she waved her hand and a massive silver grey broadsword manifested between us..

The moment I laid eyes on the sword, my eyes lit up as well, their glow not any lesser than hers..

”Now.. this, is what I’m talking about, a weapon fit for a goddess” I couldn’t help whistling, impressed..

I didn’t know if I could attribute her current expression to her blushing, her skin was so dark it was impossible to tel, anyhoo..

The weapon was a silver-grey broadsword, its dual edged blade so sharp it hurt to look at, the hilt was a frosted handle of blue ice, it’s cross-guard was made from a dark root like material, the entire thing measured 8ft long, from tip to hilt..

The entire thing was radiating a malevolent aura that twisted the air around us..

”Heh.. this is havoc, my pride and joy” she puffed her chests out as she introduced the weapon and for once, my eyes weren’t on her ample bosom..

”Can I touch it?” I asked, excitement clear in my voice, yet before she could reply..

ROOOOOARRRR!!!!

A loud, draconic roar filled the entire place, Elira manifesting in a flash of golden radiance..

Roar!!!

The halberd roared softly and I could feel its intent..

It was jealous..

My surprise only increased when I felt my energy being siphoned, the source being Elira..

The 8ft long golden halberd started morphing right before my eyes, her shaft expanded, as it became extremely sharp, the bladed head folded in on itself as it became an extremely sharp point, the handle grew out, a golden cross-guard growing out of it..

The moment she finished her transformation, gone was the golden halberd, now in front of me was a golden broadsword that was 9ft long, it’s blade cut through the rays of the sun that landed on it, the handle had become a dragon’s head, the cross-guard shaped like its body..

The blade revolved softly around me as soft draconic roars echoed intermittently..

To say I was shocked would be an understatement, who knew my weapon would be jealous of me wanting to hold another weapon? So much that it forcefully used one of its abilities to make itself a better looking version of the weapon I’d been admiring?

”Heh..” I shook my head incredulously, ”who knew you were such a jealous girl, huh?” I muttered, caressing the weapon’s blade gently..

Hummmmm....

”Hahaha.. alright, alright, fine, I won’t hold any other weapons”

Hummmmm

”I promise..”

Hum..hummm

”Needy aren’t we? Alright fine, I swear on my love for big breasts and fat ass that I won’t hold any other weapons, there, we good?”

Hum...hum..

”Good, now, can you return to your normal form?” I asked gently, the moody weapon vibrating softly as a golden light engulfed it, her form returning to that of a golden halberd..

”So...COOOOOOL!!!!” Khalifa’s excited shout nearly scared me..

”What!? Why are you yelling??” I turned around, yelling right back, she ignored me completely, her entire focus on Elira..

”You have a sentient soul weapon?? Those are sooo cool, they’re like portable best friends!” She squealed, this girl seemed to have a lot of screws loose in her head, yet the moment I caught site of her jutting behind as she leaned forward, her focus completely on Elira, I couldn’t help agreeing that she could easily get away with her unstable self, though my appreciation didn’t make me deaf to her words..

”Hmm.. sentient soul weapon? Aren’t all soul weapons naturally noise making constructs that refuse to offer the littlest bit of peace?”

Hummmmmmm!!!!!!

I ignored the halberd’s protests completely..

”Of course not, sentient soul weapons are only born when the wielder and his weapon have a 100% compatibility” Khalifa replied, eying Elira with the eyes a stalker would give his target, the halberd feeling a bit terrified as she suddenly spun to appear behind me, clearly uncomfortable..

”Hmm, so you mean me and this noisy girl are supposed to be 100% compatible? I don’t see it”

Hummmmmmmm!!!!!

Again, ignored her completely..

”Whatever you say, can I hold it?” Khalifa asked, all puppy eyes and what not..

”Well, her name’s Elira and you can ask to see if she’ll allow ...” before I could even finish my words, A golden flash of light lit up the entire surrounding as Elira made her escape, the light burrowing into my chest, swiftly escaping the clutches of an eager elf..

”Awwww” Khalifa pouted cutely..

I couldn’t resist the urge, as I placed my palm on her head, ”don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll come around”.

Lucky for me, before the bipolar elf could explode..

”Dorian, I’ve told you countless times before, your loud mouth will surely get you killed one of these days” a deep, rugged voice interrupted our chat, I could see Khalifa’s expression becoming serious, not just her, even Kaila and Melissa had their expressions turn serious..

”It’s not his fault entirely, although he’s a swine, I’d rather believe it’s the crassness of those abadonian barbarians that prompted a hit first reaction” a soothing, regal, feminine voice followed soon after..

I looked up, my eyes landing on a group of young men and women, but my attention immediately went to the source of the voice from earlier and before I could stop it..

”YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!”

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A/N: what’s got this bum all excited?

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