Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 50: Chapter 50: I Know You’re in a Hurry, But Don’t Rush Yet

Old John, who was treasuring those three bullet shells, saw Lu Wenwu munching on more than half a cucumber, and his eyes immediately widened.

His face turned red, and he stammered, “M…Master, is that in your hand…is that the legendary cucumber!? This is a non-mutated plant from the old era!?”

Lu Wenwu nodded, then signaled Kashan to use the Water Ball Skill to wash a plate.

Upon confirmation, not only Old John but even Takeda and the priest showed extremely excited expressions.

The priest was so excited that he fell to his knees, fanatical gleam in his eyes, and his expression became extremely devout at this moment.

“Master! Could it be that…are the five of you followers of the legendary God of Natural Redemption!? Have you come out from His Divine Country to bring us poor souls redemption?”

God of Natural Redemption?

Another one?

There’s even a legend?

How many gods are in this instance anyway?

Lu Wenwu silently observed him, neither denying nor confirming.

“Haha! I knew it! I knew it wasn’t just a legend! The God of Natural Redemption really exists, He exists!”

Old John was frantically kowtowing, the excitement on his face evident, delighted to the point that the few were worried he would pass out from sheer joy.

“It’s been decades! The followers of the God of Natural Redemption are walking on earth again! We’re saved!”

The five looked at each other in dismay.

These words were all too familiar to them.

The so-called believers of the God of Natural Redemption, could they have been concocted by players who entered earlier based on the instance background, with those who came later continuing to use this setting, thus creating some kind of legend?

It’s not impossible.

A high assimilation rate indicates two scenarios.

Either the instance hasn’t had players taking on tasks for a long time, leading to a natural increase in assimilation with Blue Star.

Or quite a few players have died here, causing the assimilation rate to soar.

As it stands, it’s hard to determine the situation.

Listening to Old John’s rambling, they managed to piece together a bit of information.

The so-called God of Natural Redemption was probably a very loving Divine Spirit too.

Apparently, all of His followers reside in His Divine Country, only occasionally appearing outside to bring some non-mutated plants and animals from the old era.

No one knows the location of the Divine Country, but all those who know the legend long for it.

Simply because it’s a perfect country in the Divine Country, filled with pure water sources, abundant food, and free of the threat of rotting and dying from excessive radiation.

Of course, all of this is what Old John heard from the elderly, pieced together with snippets he’s seen on some “ancient relics”.

Like the priest and Takeda, they had only heard of this place from legends, knowing it was good and perfect.

How good?

Unknown.

…

Soon, the team set off again.

The carefree Northeast Fox Lady Su Qinghong used Spiritual Power to directly alter the memory of the three Wastelanders, quick and simple.

The five-person group continued hunting mutants and used Divine Sense transmission and Force Sound into Threads to communicate.

“It seems now that the sects formed by followers of various Divine Spirits should be the organization in the main quest. But…what exactly is the ultimate secret? Ah…there’s just no clue…”

Anthony appeared somewhat feeble at this point.

Though the Blood Race wouldn’t die from sunlight as in tales, they indeed lose some power.

“Could it be to investigate the roles various sects or Divine Spirits played in this nuclear war?” Su Qinghong, having seen many related works, speculated, “Or perhaps to explore the essence of those Divine Spirit sects’ power systems?”

“Amitabha Buddha, I don’t think I have such great wisdom,” the old monk looked sorrowful, “Perhaps the system wants us to find the different methods of salvation from various sects to help the people of this world cross the sea of suffering and reach the other shore.”

Kashan didn’t speak, just nodded slightly.

The timid and introverted Little Enchanting Demon without any thoughts of her own, with strange new labels.

“Since none of us have a definite answer, it seems we have no choice but to use that trick,” Lu Wenwu’s eyes revealed a hint of anticipation.

“That trick?” Su Qinghong shot a teasing glance, “What, are you going to use your unique body advantage to sleep with the wives and mistresses of each refuge leader to obtain secret intel? Want me to vet them for you in advance, teach you a few moves?”

“Can we not mention the bed in every sentence, and try something else, my good brother?” Lu Wenwu made a disgusted face, “There are many ways to solve problems, why must it always be seduction?”

“You’re talking crap,” Su Qinghong rolled her pretty eyes, “I’m a Fox Demon! A Fox Demon, you get it? My great-great-great-grandmother was the famous Daji; it’s a family skill! Can’t lose it!”

Daji???

Professional players are prohibited from participating!

Lu Wenwu suddenly felt that when he joked earlier that the “Celestial Dog Eating Moon Technique” was written by Heaven-Howling Dog, he might not have been completely wrong.

Could this planet still have the Immortal Path, and even myths and legends aren’t entirely false?

Things are getting more and more interesting!

“Miss Su has such a point, so tell me, in your over two hundred years of fox life, have you successfully seduced a male creature?”

“…It’s ironed in, the men I’ve seduced end up turning into buddies, do you have any idea why?”

“If you don’t mind, I’d like to call you big brother!”

“Get lost! cnm!”

“Got angry.”

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Su Qinghong was so angry on the spot, gritting her teeth and asking, “Do you have any brilliant ideas, my Big Tyrannosaurus little brother!”

“I’m familiar with this job, just fight through it,” Lu Wenwu said casually.

“Fight through each refuge, make the leaders spill everything they know, beat them until they talk.”

“If they don’t fess up until the end, then just kill them, then move on to the next one, repeat the process.”

“As long as I kill enough, I’ll complete the mission.”

The old monk was shocked, eyes wide open: “Amitabha Buddha, Donor Tyrannosaurus, you’re too extreme!”

This time, Enchanting Demon Kashan neither hesitated nor was scared, nodding firmly.

“I mean…isn’t it possible, I’m just saying it’s possible, that this is a puzzle exploration type of instance?” Anthony weakly said, “Can you really complete the mission like that?”

“Of course, that’s how I’ve always done it, trust me,” Lu Wenwu chuckled.

Anthony asked helplessly: “Then what if you encounter an opponent you can’t beat?”

“No worries, I was a sports student, no fear of challenges,” Lu Wenwu said nonchalantly, waving his hand, “As long as there’s no heavy rain, settle down a bit and I can keep going.”

Anthony: “???”

What are you talking about, bro, I don’t get it!

Lu Wenwu said with a serious face: “Look, the main quest is to uncover some faction’s ultimate secret, what’s more ultimate than those Divine Spirits? If we kill all of Their followers, those Divine Spirits will have no choice but to show themselves when They’re mad, and the main quest will be completed.”

This time, even Kashan, who rarely voiced an opinion, couldn’t stay seated.

“What if those Divine Spirits aren’t the mission targets, and we can’t beat them either?”

“Just run away, what else? Don’t you guys have instance escape tools?” Lu Wenwu said matter-of-factly, “Life is already tough, why not enjoy a bit of freedom and happiness when running an instance?”

Ru Huo, Kashan, Su Qinghong, Anthony: “…”

Damn it!

You rich bastard!