Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Why Can’t You Just Follow the Script?

“Hey, Niu Niu, medical instruments are not such inconvenient things, you know? Do you know how tough the bones of a C-tier Transcendent are? Without these, we wouldn’t be able to perform surgery on them.”

The bloody scene, coupled with the large bloodstains on the white coat and Ye Hongyuan’s kindly smile.

Anyone would believe he just walked out of Arkham Asylum based on what he said earlier.

Super Niu Niu shivered, feeling that even those bizarrely-shaped contaminated beings seemed more pleasant to look at.

At least these seafood are just a bit disgusting in their looks, not as scary as Director Ye…

“Now, it’s time to get moving!”

Ye Hongyuan wiped the bloodstains off his hands on his white coat, then casually removed the black-framed glasses from his face and put them in his backpack.

This action seemed to unlock some kind of seal.

Whether it was Super Niu Niu who was fighting with the contaminated beings again or Wei Long, who was providing remote fire support all along, they both simultaneously felt the change in Ye Hongyuan’s demeanor.

Originally a harmonious and somewhat childish Director Ye suddenly transformed into a terrifying warrior filled with evil qi.

In his eyes beneath those sword-like eyebrows, there sparkled a dense battle intent.

“Spawn, look at me!”

…

Base camp of the contaminated beings.

Lu Wenwu, driving Unrivaled and escorting Yuan Shi in a “perfect infiltration,” had already reached… oh, infiltrated to the third floor.

The process was extremely hardcore.

The third floor was also the top level of the main building in the contaminated beings’ camp.

According to the intelligence Lu Wenwu obtained earlier by reasoning, Lai San lived on this floor.

Since being assassinated so many times, he had almost become a shut-in, barely leaving his house.

Spending all his time hiding in his den like a turtle.

No one could be a greater shut-in than him.

“Open the door!”

Lu Wenwu kicked open the soundproof door of Lai San’s bedroom and strode in.

As they went in prepared, they found that the room was empty, with no sign of Lai San.

Yuan Shi glanced around the room and whispered, “Brother Wu, he might be in the office.”

“Let’s go.”

Without saying a word, Lu Wenwu turned and walked out, heading straight to Lai San’s office, again kicking open the door.

“Open up, checking the plumbing!”

Everything was quiet.

In the empty office, there were only two assassins looking at each other silently.

The scene was incredibly awkward for a moment.

Going all out, then waning, and then… fury!

Lu Wenwu was very angry now, cursing Lai San in his heart for not playing by the rules.

Initially, Yuan Shi was a bit nervous, but now he felt none of that, only that the journey was full of twists and turns.

“Looks like… it must be in that place.”

Lu Wenwu muttered, then turned again to leave, heading straight to the bathroom.

Yuan Shi patted the weapon tucked at his lower back, taking a deep breath.

“Boom!”

As Lai San was halfway through urinating, Lu Wenwu kicked the toilet door wide open, leaving him stunned.

Even worse, the unbearable feeling of having to hold back mid-urination was collapsing him.

And due to the shock, he almost wet his pants!

“Damn, it’s a trap!”

Qian Li, who was washing his hands, reacted quicker, instantly distancing himself from the two and making ready for combat.

“Mutants! How did you get in? What happened to our men?”

As the brains of the operation, he figured out the situation in under a second of contemplation.

“I’ll send you two to join them!”

The response sent from Lu Wenwu was a massive, heavy punch.

The furious Military Killing Fist launched with a roar, like a missile from a barrel hurtling towards them.

“Dang it, can’t you guys stay put inside the room and let me go through the normal script flow? I’d like a bit of the movie protagonist’s chic entrance too!”

In a state of extreme fury, Lu Wenwu unleashed his extreme fury.

“Are you out of your mind!”

Finally pulling up his pants, Lai San instantly stood in front of Qian Li.

The stout arms behind him suddenly pressed down, overlapping with his normal arms.

Countless tentacles entwined together, resisting this fierce assault at the cost of slamming into the wall.

He is indeed worthy of being a C-level Boss.

Since entering the City of Evolution, Lai San was the first to survive a strike from Lu Wenwu.

He didn’t even seem injured!

Yuan Shi finally had a chance to draw out his treasure.

It was a crude-looking double-barreled shotgun.

“Bang!”

The trigger was pulled, the muzzle thundered.

But…

Nothing happened after a cloud of black smoke.

It seemed to have missed.

Within less than five meters, a ten-year veteran of the special forces team shot and missed with a shotgun.

This was absolutely inconceivable.

“Can’t I even use the bathroom? And you’re trying to scare me with a crappy gun?”

Lai San’s abdomen ripped open into a giant maw like a meat grinder, and his octopus-like thick tentacles tried to attack.

“Damn mutants, become my food!”

“Get lost!”

Lu Wenwu used Military Martial Arts, launching eight punches in rapid succession.

Every time he threw a punch, a black-purple tentacle was smashed to pieces.

He pressed forward relentlessly, punching nonstop like heavy rain.

With each punch, Lu Wenwu added a line.

“Which dungeon boss makes players wait when they arrive?”

“Have some professional ethics!”

“Have some professional virtues!”

“Are bosses nowadays this unprofessional?”

“Let me teach you how to be a qualified boss!”

Lai San was beaten into retreat, with one of his four arms smashed into a powdery fracture by the fierce Military Killing Fist.

His sturdy tentacles proved weak in the face of the fierce Lu Wenwu.

Almost as fragile as hair, they were easily torn apart, continuously spurting a great deal of sticky blood.

Proudly, he managed to hold on.

“Damn! Damn! I’m no dungeon boss! You mutants have played games to madness!”

Under Lu Wenwu’s relentless barrage, Lai San was like a small boat in a tsunami, dangerously adrift.

Even though he wasn’t suffering too severe, deadly injuries, he was still overwhelmed by these unreasonable thunderous blows with no room to counter, utterly unable to fight back.

“I’m the king ruling the City of Evolution! You damned mutants! If this were the past, I would…”

“King of what? King of chickens! Back then? Trying to scare me?”

Lu Wenwu ignored him, landing another punch, still wearing a disdainful expression.

“If you’re weak, practice more. Can’t take losing? Don’t play!”

“Back then is back then; now is now.”

“If you keep treating the past as the present, why not compare it to when you were first born?”