Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 29: Chapter 29: Deceitful Objects: Bro, I Think You Might Be a Bit Too Extreme

Seeing the deceitful objects not speaking, Lu Wenwu continued, “The school regulations only prohibit teachers and staff from killing students, but there’s no rule against students killing each other. I’m not staff.”

“It didn’t even fight back, what’s this skirmish? You can’t wrongfully accuse people, you know!”

“Teacher Xin, you said at the school gate that us transfer students need to integrate into the group as quickly as possible. Isn’t that what I’m trying to do?”

“It’s just that I’m not good at arguing with words, so I have to take some physical actions to integrate.”

“But… but you killed them…”

In a corner, a humanoid deceitful object with glasses weakly spoke.

“Yeah, I admit it, but where did I violate the school rules?” Lu Wenwu responded righteously, “The school rules only say no brawling, not no killing, right? How can one-sided slaughter be seen as a fight?”

“Um… fellow student, I think you might be a bit too extreme,” said another nervous deceitful object quietly. “You won’t be able to integrate into our group like this.”

“Oh? You’re saying I can’t integrate into this group?”

Lu Wenwu glared, his cold gaze scanned the entire class, evil qi condensing.

“As for me being a transfer student into this class, who agrees and who opposes? It’s alright, if you have opinions, you can express them. I’m not unreasonable.”

“I… I have a problem!” an inhuman monster loudly said, “You’re too violent, I think you’re not suited for our class! I reject your transfer!”

“Hey? I was just saying, and you really spoke up?”

Lu Wenwu was surprised, quickly walked over, and punched the deceitful object to death, earning 0.1 free attribute points.

“Be more careful in your next life.”

The whole process was clean and swift, without a trace of hesitation.

It was as natural as picking up a bowl to drink water.

A group of deceitful objects were dumbfounded.

He starts killing at the slightest disagreement.

Are you the deceitful object or are we the deceitful objects?

Even the most ruthless deceitful object student in the school has to learn a thing or two from you!

Oh? He’s already dead!

Then it’s fine.

“I was just saying some polite phrases, and you took it seriously. I said you could express opinions, but I didn’t say I’d follow them.”

“Such a big deceit, yet so naive? Lacking any social experience, you’ll suffer after graduation.”

“I’m kind-hearted, sharing these precious life lessons with you in advance for free.”

“No need to thank me, it’s what I should do.”

Lu Wenwu spoke earnestly to the deceitful objects, as if he were the class teacher.

The group of deceitful objects was silent.

We might not be human, but you are truly a dog.

How did such a freak appear among humans!

“Now, is there anyone who objects to my integration into this big family? After all, I’m here to join the class, not to break it apart.”

Lu Wenwu spoke again, eyes seemingly filled with subtle eagerness.

This place has lots of strange but weak beings, easy to harvest free attribute points.

If it weren’t for concerns about quest settlement issues, he would have taken out all the teachers.

“I still say, any opinions can be expressed, I’m the best at convincing with virtue and reason.”

“Look, these three classmates have already been convinced by my abundant martial virtue and deep understanding of physics, never to be troubled by their deceitful nature again. Isn’t this a beautiful demise!”

“So… does anyone have any objections?”

“No, no, we warmly welcome you, big brother, to join Class 3-1.”

The group of deceitful objects quickly expressed themselves.

Oppose?

Are you kidding, who would oppose something like this?

With a single punch, he swiftly took out the biggest headache for the teachers, the strongest thug leader. Who would dare have an opinion?

Is this a weak, easily bullied human transfer student?

This is purely a live boss who’s just arrived!

Seeing the deceitful objects being so sensible, Lu Wenwu nodded contently, turned back to the podium, and cleared his throat slightly.

“Alright then, since no one has any objections, for the future period, I will be part of Class 3-1.”

“My name isn’t important, what’s important is recognizing my face. I’ve arrived and now that I’m here, I’m your big brother, so everyone stay quiet and no causing trouble.”

“From now on, you can call me Brother Wu, this is my pet dog Mao Mao, understand?”

Saying this, Lu Wenwu suddenly clenched his fist.

His exposed arms suddenly turned dark red, a violent aura sweeping through the classroom like a tsunami, making countless deceitful objects momentarily breathless.

“I’m not very patient; preferably don’t make me repeat myself.”

“Understood, understood!”

Countless deceitful objects nodded collectively.

They swear they’ve never acted so lowly in their lives.

Lu Wenwu turned his head to look at Xin Shengzhu, “Teacher Xin, my introduction is complete. It seems the classmates welcome my joining, with no objections or suggestions.”

Xin Shengzhu forced a stiff expression, mechanically nodding, returning Mao Mao’s leash.

The peripheral glance at the adorable Mao Mao flashed a subtle trace of regret.

Lu Wenwu appeared unfazed, asking, “By the way, teacher, who is the class president? I can consult them if there’s anything I don’t understand, otherwise it wouldn’t be good if I make mistakes in the future, right?”

Xin Shengzhu answered expressionlessly, “The last one you killed was the class president, a new one needs to be elected.”

“I see…”

Lu Wenwu pondered, looking over at the class.

Wherever his gaze landed, all deceitful objects lowered their heads in submission.

Not just Xin Shengzhu, even if the principal came, at most he’d scold or expel them.

This living King Yama truly kills the deceitful!

“Noble positions have always been occupied by the virtuous, yet today the class president’s position is vacant. I’m inclined to take it, who agrees and who opposes?”

Agree?

Oppose?

The deceitful objects trembled, looking at each other, not daring to breathe.

“Your silence means approval to me.” Lu Wenwu couldn’t be bothered, “Teacher Xin, you see they have no objections, let’s skip the formalities, and not waste study time. From now on, I’ll be acting as Class 3-1’s president, what do you think?”

“Fine.”

Xin Shengzhu had no objections, nodding lightly.

She had long been annoyed by this class of troublemakers.

If it weren’t for school regulations, few would see tomorrow’s sun.

[Xin Shengzhu’s favorability toward you increased: +5]

[Current favorability: Friendly (40)]

[You completed the side mission – Leader of Class 1]

[Mission description: As a human, you subdued the entire class of deceitful objects to become the leader, not only surpassing all players but also most deceitful objects. Hope you’re not just a mascot running errands for the teacher.]

[Your personal rating has been greatly increased]

[Your personal skills have been unlocked]

Though another side mission was completed, Lu Wenwu was slightly dissatisfied.

He wanted hidden missions.

Those valuable items can’t be obtained without mysterious fortune bags.

If he could complete two hidden missions, he might achieve higher quest ratings and get more resources.

Feeling slightly displeased, Lu Wenwu walked to the back row by the window, casually collecting the previous class president’s stationery and books en route—he hadn’t gone to the office to pick up books yet on his first day.

Back row by the window, hometown of the King!

The deceitful object originally sitting there was already trembling with hundred-fold anxiety, on the brink of passing out.

Lu Wenwu slightly tilted his head: “Move aside, I’m sitting here.”