Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 38: Chapter 38: The Temptation of Egg-Stuffed Pancakes

There was a full minute of silence in the principal’s office.

The director shakily picked up the teapot, managing to pour himself half a cup of tea.

The remaining half cup was for the table, the earth, and his pants.

As a B Tier Deceitful Object, even if it was just the lowest B- Level, he knew what the “All Laws Connect to God” realm truly meant.

As the name implies, it represents the transcendence of a skill into the extraordinary.

It is a breakthrough from the mortal domain, reaching a realm only Divine Spirits can touch.

Even the peak experts of S+ Level aren’t all qualified to cultivate a skill to this extent.

Talent, effort, luck — none can be lacking.

Even the humans possess an item called “Random Skill Realm Advancement Card” that helps human players advance a skill realm.

But this requires the person to have the talent that can be advanced.

Without that talent, having a hundred cards is useless.

And neither human nor deceitful object has ever been known to cultivate a skill to the “All Laws Connect to God” level at D+ Level, at least not according to the middle-aged director’s knowledge.

What kind of prodigy is this?

The director gulped down several mouthfuls of cold tea to regain his composure.

He weakly guessed, “This ’Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God’ couldn’t be some Holy Son of a major human force… From his appearance, he seems a bit like one of those from the Immortal Sects of the Divine Continent. But he doesn’t seem to master any spells, just an extremely strong body and qi blood, and his name style doesn’t match either.”

“I don’t know, and there’s no need to know, does it matter? Or rather… would you dare to gamble?”

The old principal retorted leisurely.

“When has a D+ Level human ever come here? The weakest should be C-level!”

“Moreover, selling a pancake for a hundred Spirit Coins is not just selling a bit, it’s limited edition.”

“These four factors combined are enough to prove that this person has extraordinary talent, lacks no resources, doesn’t value his craft much, and likely sells just for fun on a whim.”

“As humans say, he’s just doing it for a laugh.”

“Guess what kind of human can meet all these conditions?”

“And what kind of human would waste precious cultivation time to cultivate a skill to its peak that’s useless until the final stage?”

“So, since he’s here for training, as long as he doesn’t go overboard, let him be; it’s not your or my problem to worry about.”

“Don’t forget, this is a school, not a battlefield.”

“Moreover, we have no direct conflict with humans, right?”

Unbeknownst to Lu Wenwu himself, it seemed he had inadvertently pulled off a grand bluff.

Unconsciously, he had deified it.

In Lu Wenwu’s view, even an “All Laws Connect to God” level stuffed pancake is still a stuffed pancake, just something to eat.

It’s not something fancy, what’s noble about it?

If not to earn a bit more Spirit Coins, he would have charged just five bucks.

That’s how he did it back on Blue Star.

Hearing this, the middle-aged director quickly nodded, “You’re right, sir.”

At this moment, the director suddenly changed his expression drastically, slapping his thigh fiercely.

“Oh no, that Shengzhu girl seems to have always had something on her mind about Invincible Tyrannosaurus… about Wu… about Xiaowu, shouldn’t we…”

“No need to bother.”

The principal interrupted before the director could finish.

“Firstly, Shengzhu is no match for Brother Wu. Secondly, even with Brother Wu’s apparent identity and strength, if anything does happen, we gain significantly.”

“Pr… Principal, you call him Brother Wu?”

The middle-aged director was utterly stunned, almost thinking he heard wrong.

The principal chuckled, “A chef in the realm of ’All Laws Connect to God,’ not to mention calling him Brother Wu, if he can sell me a few more stuffed pancakes, I would even call him grandpa.”

“…”

The middle-aged director was speechless.

Outside the school, anyone who can cultivate a skill to the ’All Laws Connect to God’ realm is a major big shot!

Not even fit to carry their shoes!

The gap between ’Peak of Perfection’ and ’All Laws Connect to God’ is bigger than that between humans and deceitful objects!

Such a big shot capable of this would happily sell himself stuffed pancakes here for a hundred a piece?

A thousand, ten thousand a piece would have people fighting over them!

…

“Ding-a-ling~”

A pleasant bell sound rang, and the deceitful objects of Class One, Grade Three, all let out a sigh of relief.

In the past few hours, they had been working like mad to finally finish all their homework before the evening self-study ended and submitted it to Lu Wenwu.

Congratulations were in order: for the first time in two and a half years, the first assignment submission for the whole class of Class One, Grade Three.

Although Lu Wenwu’s stuffed pancakes were incredibly delicious, the sense of pressure was overwhelming!

Just taking a breather made them feel like their heads could be blown off the next second and stuffed into the dough to make a pancake.

After collecting the homework, Lu Wenwu rubbed his chin and announced with interest, when all the deceitful objects hadn’t left yet:

“Let’s set a rule: from now on, every day, the first five to finish their homework and the deceitful object that performs the best in every class can have one stuffed pancake for free the next day.”

“Those who earn free qualification three times in a row can have an extra one.”

“Apart from me, anyone who tops their subject in the end-of-month exams gets a free stuffed pancake.”

“If any deceitful object’s total score ranks in the top ten of the grade, eat all the stuffed pancakes you want during one meal, Uncle covers it.”

“Hmm… not counted in the one hundred purchase qualifications.”

Before Lu Wenwu finished speaking, Class One, Grade Three went into a frenzy.

Over forty deceitful objects collectively wailed and cursed in various ghostly sounds.

After the dinner episode, the entire school knew about Brother Wu’s stuffed pancake charms.

All thousands of deceitful objects in the school scrambling for just a hundred spots, that’s insane!

Now that Brother Wu has spoken, they might get it for free, the class’s deceitful objects went mad.

This way, no need for Lu Wenwu to threaten them with life, they would now study desperately on their own.

They’re all starting from the same point as academic losers; everyone has a chance!

Amidst the uproar, Fangzi suddenly shouted, “Brother Wu, if a deceitful object other than you gets the first in grade, or even the first in the joint exam, is there any reward?”

Lu Wenwu waved his hand grandly, “Whoever gets first in the grade can eat all they want all day! If someone gets first in the joint exam, the whole class gets to eat all they want for three days! It’s not that I’m stingy; it’s just that the fourth day after the joint exam results come out, I have to leave, there’s not enough time.”

Upon hearing such encouragement, all the deceitful objects’ eyes turned red with excitement.

Even if they can’t get the reward themselves, helping a classmate with a shot at the prize is also good!

That’s a three-day all-you-can-eat for the whole class!

The class of deceitful objects rushed back to the dormitory like a pack of starving wolves, swearing to burn the midnight oil under the watchful eyes of other deceitful object students.

“I wonder if this includes me in the all-you-can-eat deal?”

A voice full of charm rang in Lu Wenwu’s ear.