Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Want Some Delicious Egg-Stuffed Pancakes?

When the giant zombie appeared on the screen, the bullet comments exploded.

[Oh, darn, doomed!]

[Damn genius, facing the BOSS within the first ten minutes, no clue what level this BOSS is.]

[BOSS hiding near the spawn point? You really know game design.]

[I said this match is lost, what’s this fool doing standing there instead of running?]

…

Seeing Lu Wenwu lost in thought, many people thought he was scared silly.

Of course, Lu Wenwu wasn’t scared silly, he was just thinking about the possibility of taking down this giant zombie.

A sword through the giant zombie’s skull seemed to be the reason it had to sleep, like a golden lion Shiki trapped by a helm and sailcloth.

But even so, Lu Wenwu had no doubt that this thing only needed a casual punch to turn him into a paper figure.

Besides that blood skin eleven times thicker than his, the [C+] displayed on the blood bar also caught Lu Wenwu’s attention.

He himself, Mao Mao, Xiaobao, and the others in the neighborhood all had [E] above their heads.

A difference of two major tiers!

From the weakest to the strongest, rounding is two and a half tiers.

Lu Wenwu moved his eyes up, focusing on the sword with only its hilt exposed outside.

[Celestial Master Demon-Slaying Sword (Rare)]: 883/1000

[Current Status]: Energy nearly depleted, sustained damage

Oh, it really is because of this sword.

C tier boss drops weapons of the same level, this is in the Ganges River.

Looking at this heavily injured boss, a bunch of explosives in his backpack, and this shaky building, a bold idea suddenly popped up in Lu Wenwu’s mind.

Do I actually have a chance to take this thing down?

The moment this thought emerged, it grew wildly in Lu Wenwu’s mind like weeds.

I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am, I only know I’m about to go on a killing spree!

But before that, there’s a big task to do!

He’s hungry!

The start time of the initial dungeon is random each time.

Unfortunately, this time it’s morning in the Divine Continent, and Lu Wenwu hasn’t had breakfast yet.

You need a full stomach to have the energy to work, right?

Lu Wenwu quickly returned to the seventeenth floor and headed downstairs with Mao Mao, returning to the lobby on the first floor.

One man and one dog quickly found a clean spot in the very open northeast-southwest lobby on the first floor, cleared out the surrounding trash.

Amidst the anticipation of countless viewers, Lu Wenwu cheerfully took out his beloved chicken egg pancake cart from his backpack.

Then, he skillfully ignited the coal, arranged the ingredients and seasonings, and began making chicken egg pancakes.

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[First thing after finding a BOSS is to make a chicken egg pancake, why don’t you go eat poop?]

[6666666]

[So streetwise, really streetwise.]

[Big brother, you’re truly my big brother!]

[Damn, this guy’s not doing anything, just sitting there eating? Aren’t you scared at all!]

[Don’t be awkward, Brother Pancake didn’t have breakfast before entering the game, what’s wrong with making some food?]

[Don’t you know what it means to stay calm in the face of danger? (Tactical lean back)]

[Don’t ask, if you ask, it’s—Food is the primary need of the people.jpg]

[Speaking of which, Brother Pancake brought a breakfast stall in, doesn’t that mean he can just hide in a safe place and easily survive five days?]

[Whoa! Main food, eggs, lettuce, meat, you don’t say, you really don’t say, it’s pretty well-rounded in nutrition.]

[I say Brother Pancake’s got talent!]

While Lu Wenwu was tirelessly making chicken egg pancakes, the fast-acting preparatory players from other countries were either already in combat or had already been sent off.

Facing these slow-moving E-level zombies, as long as you have a handy weapon, they actually aren’t hard to kill.

It’s mostly the psychological pressure, and you must not get greedy.

Those who get sent off are basically the greedy ones.

They all believe they are invincible and can go on a rampage.

As a result, they attracted ten or so zombies, overwhelmed on the spot, and died in bitterness.

Let’s just have a few golden crispy, savory chicken egg pancakes!

Taking a bite, the crispy pancake skin makes an enticing “crunch” sound, colliding with the soft egg, crisp lettuce, savory and slightly spicy sauce, and juicy black pepper sausage within the mouth, bursting with endless flavor.

The zombies’ thoughts are unknown, but most viewers watching the livestream ended up feeling hungry.

[To be honest, Brother Pancake’s pancake looks really damn delicious!]

[Truth be told, indeed]

[I can’t even imagine how good it must taste]

[I’m hungry, already went downstairs to buy a chicken egg pancake.]

[Add me to the hunger list]

[People who don’t eat chicken egg pancakes are destined to live a life of failure]

[No snitch, anyone know which Safe Zone Brother Pancake is from, where does he usually set up shop? I want to punch in offline and have a good meal!]

[What a coincidence, I really have eaten, I’d call it the best pancake there is. But Brother Wu sets up randomly, the time random, sells as much as he wants, I try blocking him every day, barely get a bite or two a month]

[Wow, someone actually knows Brother Pancake?]

[Hope Brother Pancake survives, I really want to try his pancakes.]

…

As the viewers gradually started to go off topic, a satisfied Lu Wenwu had already returned with Mao Mao to the infantry fighting vehicle.

However, this time entering the driver’s seat.

“Aha! It can still be driven.”

After throwing out the already decayed and stinking half-dead body, Lu Wenwu fiddled around and successfully started the near-scrap infantry fighting vehicle.

Gotta hand it to the driver for being dedicated.

Even in death, didn’t forget to turn off the ignition.

If it had stayed ignited here, the fuel would’ve burned dry ages ago.

After calming the distressed Mao Mao, Lu Wenwu stepped on the gas, controlling the steel beast to ram into the building he had just exited.