I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Hearing this voice, all the cultivators looked toward An Lin’s pocket.

“Daoist An Lin, you’re actually hiding a mistress!” The Savior exclaimed in surprise.

An Lin: “…”

Dreamy Voice Fairy also exclaimed in surprise. “That’s besides the point! The key point is that this flower just said it wanted to try as well. Could it be that it has a good idea?”

“What do you mean besides the point? That’s absolutely untrue anyways!” An Lin retorted loudly.

No one took heed of his retort, and the cultivators all looked toward the bright red flower with a hint of anticipation in their eyes.

Just as the cultivators planned on giving up with the interrogation, Xiao Hong spoke up. This undoubtedly reignited the hope in their hearts.

Xiao Hong was a bit embarrassed by all the attention, and it shrunk back into the pocket a little. “I can’t guarantee that I’ll succeed. There’s only one method and we might be able to give it a go,” she said quietly.

An Lin fished Xiao Hong out and placed her on his palm. “No worries, tell us about your method first!” he said eagerly.

Being exposed in front of everyone, Xiao Hong’s face flushed red… even though her face was already red.

“M-hm, it’s like this. As I’m about to form my spirit core and undergo a transformation, a magical ability awoke inside of me recently,” Xiao Hong said timidly.

An Lin’s eyes lit up. “What magical ability?”

“My magical ability is very powerful. It’s called Great Bewitching Technique”

…

The Savior was extremely startled. “Good Heavens! An Lin, what did you do to this flower spirit? Why would such a magical ability awaken inside of a normal flower spirit… You… you even laid your hands upon a flower?!”

Dreamy Voice Fairy was also startled, “That’s besides the point! The key point is that this flower plans to seduce the Demon King of Wickedness!”

An Lin almost cried upon hearing their remarks. “What do you mean besides the point? That’s absolutely untrue anyways! I didn’t do anything to the flower spirit!”

Xiao Hong nodded emphatically and tried to clear things up for An Lin. “That’s right, you guys are overthinking things. Master treats me the best, and the thing I love most is Master’s warm embrace!”

Hearing this, the cultivators all had a strange look in their eyes as they gazed at An Lin. It was as if they were saying: You hug a flower all day long, are you retarded or what?

After hearing Xiao Hong’s frightening utterances, tears welled up in An Lin’s eyes…

Why does this spirit pet keep screwing me over?

Xiao Hong had only wanted to beautify the relationship between herself and her master yet realized that the cultivators seemed to misunderstand her master even more. This caused droplets of water to involuntarily form on her small head.

At this moment, Xuanyuan Cheng spoke and diverted everyone’s attention. “Xiao Hong, are you going to use your Great Bewitching Technique on the Demon King? What are the specific effects?”

“Um, if I use my Great Bewitching Technique on the Demon King of Wickedness, I can stir up his lust and make him feel an unstoppable urge. I’ll prevent him from getting what he wants when his lust awakens, then I’ll stimulate his mind and cravings. Then, I’ll make him listen to whatever I say!” Xiao Hong said sweetly.

Xuanyuan Cheng stroked his chin lightly. “So, put simply… it’s like having a bunch of beauties tease him, but he’s not allowed to have them. Then, you finally push him past his limits till a point where he goes insane and finally submits to your technique?”

Xiao Hong nodded emphatically. “Yes, yes, yes, that’s exactly correct!”

Tian Lingling, Dreamy Voice Fairy, and the other female cultivators all blushed upon hearing this. Huang Shanshan spat in disdain.

However, after some male cultivators heard this, their eyes lit up.

“That’s right! According to the bits of information my sect has been able to gather on the Demon Kings, this Demon King of Wickedness is extremely lustful for women. Perhaps this is his weakness. If we target this, we might actually succeed!” Green River Sword Immortal exclaimed in realization.

The male cultivators all nodded in agreement and turned their excited gazes toward Xiao Hong.

An Lin was a bit anxious. “Xiao Hong, you’re going to transform into a beauty in order to tease the Demon King of Wickedness?”

Xiao Hong shook her head. “Master, I can’t even shape-shift yet, how can I transform into a beautiful woman? My magical ability can plant such images directly into his mind and make him feel as if he really were in such a scenario. After stimulating him, if he really does give in to his lust, then my Great Bewitching Technique will have been successful!”

Hearing this, the male cultivators sighed in disappointment, and An Lin sighed in relief.

Thank the heavens, this technique is only an illusory one.

“Okay then, go ahead and try.” Saying this, An Lin held Xiao Hong in front of the Demon King of Wickedness.

“Ah! Master, I can’t start yet. I’m still missing some resources,” Xiao Hong said.

“Resources?” An Lin blinked in confusion.

Xiao Hong swayed about. “The beautiful women who are going to tease the Demon King of Wickedness of course. I need someone to act as a template which I can use to simulate a beauty, then I can use this beauty to awaken his lust!”

An Lin started to get a bad feeling about this. “Are… Are there any requirements for this template?”

“Not really, all they need to do is wear some revealing female clothes and stand in front of me. I can then extrapolate and create an image in my illusory world!” Xiao Hong explained.

The rest of the cultivators all heard this explanation as well.

An Lin turned his gaze toward the female cultivators…

“I refuse!” Xu Xiaolan said right away.

“I’m just a loli, please spare me!” Tian Lingling said.

An Lin grimaced. So now you f*cking shamelessly call yourself a loli? “Huh? You want me to seduce the Demon King of Wickedness? Even if it’s just a simulation, it’s still disgusting. I refuse!” Dreamy Voice Fairy said in revulsion.

“Dress revealingly and act as a template for the flower spirit? Simply this requirement is already one that I can’t accept!” Huang Shanshan said in disgust.

Immediately afterward, all the other female cultivators expressed their refusal.

In the end, not a single person agreed to act as a template…

An Lin felt great despair. Aren’t you all standing here because you want to protect the world and bring peace to the world?!

Now you’re all refusing to help. What the hell?! Seeing that all the female cultivators refused to help, Xiao Hong didn’t become discouraged and continued, “It’s understandable that these sisters are shy. To be honest, males can act as the template too!”

Everyone was startled upon hearing this, and they all looked toward Xiao Hong dazedly.

Xiao Hong continued, “M-hm, as long as you guys wear revealing female clothes and stand in front of me, I can extrapolate and alter your genders in my mind. It’s just increasing the bust, whitening the skin, and thinning down the waist. It’s very easy to visualize!”

There was nothing wrong with this reasoning, but the male cultivators all felt nauseous when they heard this.

“I refuse!” Xuanyuan Cheng said right away.

Cloud Exploring Daoist stroked his white beard and said slowly, “This old man will have to refuse as well, I’ll just end up scaring the Demon King of Wickedness.”

“Women’s clothing? Don’t kid me!” Green River Sword Immortal said coldly.

“I’m so fat, I’ll just end up making it harder for the flower spirit to visualize.” The Savior shook his head vigorously.

…

Just like that, the male cultivators also firmly turned down this request.

An Lin was a bit disappointed. It appeared as if this method wouldn’t work either.

However, for some reason, he suddenly found that everyone was looking at him.

“W-why are you guys all staring at me?” An Lin felt a chill down his spine.

From these dozen or so gazes, he discerned a hint of zealousness!

“Daoist An Lin, I think that you’re fairly handsome!” The Savior said.

“Fake Daoist Priest will definitely look stunning in female clothing!” Tian Lingling’s eyes were full of anticipation.

An Lin was extremely alarmed. “What are you guys trying to do?! I also refuse to wear female clothes!”

“But… Student An Lin, you’re the team leader,” Xuanyuan Cheng said cordially.

“That’s right, Daoist An Lin, you’re our team leader!” The Savior concurred.

Cloud Exploring Daoist stroked his beard and said, “Since you’re the team leader, you shouldn’t retreat in the face of difficulty. Only in such a way can you demonstrate your leadership!”

An Lin wanted to spew blood. He really wanted to say, F*ck being the team leader! Whoever wants to be team leader can take the role!

At this moment, Xiao Hong also spoke excitedly. “Don’t worry Master. I’ll definitely make you into the most stunning and erotic woman. I definitely won’t tarnish your mighty reputation!!!”

Hearing this, An Lin almost blacked out. He started to wonder if he had taken in a fake spirit pet…

Please, who can adopt this spirit!

Other people’s spirit pets flew through the skies and traversed the earth. They were almighty and were their masters’ best helpers.

What about his spirit pet? Bloody amazing! She didn’t know how to do anything apart from forcing him to wear female clothing!