I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

In the red Ferrari, Xu Xiaolan drove with her petite lips tightly pursed and an expression of indifference on her face.

However, her body was trembling slightly, as if she was suppressing the urge to laugh.

An expression of resignation appeared on An Lin’s face. “Laugh if you want to, why suppress it?”

“Puahaha…”

Xu Xiaolan burst into laughter with no regard for An Lin’s feelings. “You just gave me permission to laugh, so don’t get mad now… hahaha…”

An Lin winced slightly. “Is it really that funny?”

Xu Xiaolan extended her slim hand, which she held beside An Lin’s mouth, feigning a microphone. “I’d like to interview Mr. Cuckold An. How did you feel at that time?”

“Hey hey, that’s going too far… What’s this about Mr. Cuckold An?”

An Lin glared at Xu Xiaolan. “Lin Wuhua and I were only in a relationship for a few days. We broke up a long time ago due to my several millions worth of debt. Cuckold? There was no such thing!”

“What? She was only your girlfriend for a few days?

“What kind of girlfriend is that? If I were you, I’d be embarrassed to introduce her as an ex-girlfriend.”

Xu Xiaolan said whilst shaking her head.

A blush crept onto An Lin’s face. “I’ve even held her hand,” he retorted, “how does that not count?”

“You and I have also held hands, so does that mean you can announce to everyone that I’m your partner now?” Xu Xiaolan sniggered.

Upon hearing this, An Lin fell silent and was at a loss for words.

“I suppose that means you won’t really care about what happened just then…”

“Geez, and I even worked so hard to protect your dignity.” Xu Xiaolan sighed in disappointment.

Gratitude welled up in An Lin’s heart upon hearing Xu Xiaolan’s remark. “Regardless, I really must thank you,” he said gratefully.

Xu Xiaolan laughed but did not give a reply.

An Lin’s attention began to drift as he gradually calmed down and he suddenly discovered something quite disturbing.

“Xiaolan… when did you learn to drive!?”

An Lin stared with wide eyes at Xu Xiaolan with an expression of shock on his face.

Xu Xiaolan smiled lightly. “Just then.”

Just then?

An Lin gulped as he observed Xu Xiaolan’s expert driving skills, his mind flying into an involuntary daze.

Was she trying to rectify the stereotype against female drivers…

Such frightening talent… could she be the reincarnation of the God of Automobiles?

“Then what about this car?” An Lin asked whilst pointing at the Ferrari.

“Oh, I wanted to learn how to drive so I asked Zheng Hongyi for a car, and he gave me this one.

“The exterior of this car is pretty stylish, much better than the other cars on the road. I have to admit, Zheng Hongyi has good taste!” said Xu Xiaolan in a rare instance of praise.

An Lin fell silent, this was hardly a matter of taste!

How could a car worth just over a mere hundred thousand be comparable to a sports car worth several tens of millions?

Having said that though, Zheng Hongyi sure was generous!

To allow someone like Xu Xiaolan, who had never touched a car in her life, to drive a limited edition sports car like this one. An Lin could only look on in admiration!

“Where do you want to go next? I’ll drive you there!” Xu Xiaolan asked.

“Uh… let’s go to the international shopping center next. I still have to buy several hundred sets of clothes and jewelry.” An Lin replied.

Xu Xiaolan turned her gaze upon An Lin in surprise. “Huh? You’re not trying to open a clothing and jewelry store, are you?”

An Lin smiled, then told Xu Xiaolan about his agreement to help his upperclassmen do some shopping on their behalf.

A smile appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face as she nodded in approval at An Lin’s explanation. “Who would’ve thought that you’ve got a mind for business.”

“Of course!” An Lin replied with a hint of pride, “Do you need spirit stones? I’ve got thirty thousand and don’t really have any use for them, so how about I give them to you?”

An Lin had received a lot of help from Xu Xiaolan but never really had a chance to repay her.

He wanted to use this opportunity now to express his gratitude properly.

“Spirit stones?” Xu Xiaolan shrugged, “I’m not really lacking in those, on top of that, you accumulated those spirit stones through a lot of hard work, I can’t just take them from you.”

An Lin was somewhat despondent upon hearing her response but continued to persist. “Then, is there something that you really want?”

“Something that I really want…” Xu Xiaolan considered to herself whilst pinching her chin, an expression of deep thought on her face.

An Lin sat in silence, eagerly awaiting Xu Xiaolan’s reply.

Unfortunately, she remained in deep thought for fifteen minutes but was still unable to think of anything…

Just as An Lin was becoming despondent again, a delicate voice resounded within the car.

“Master, master, Xiao Hong knows what Big Sister Lanlan wants!”

A bright red head poked out of An Lin’s pocket.

As Xiao Hong had been nourished by An Lin’s energy essence and escaped the restrictions of being rooted to the ground, it had begun some sort of transformation, thereby giving it a certain degree of mobility.

“Oh? What is it?”, An Lin asked with a glint in his eyes.

At this time, Xu Xiaolan’s gaze also fell upon Xiao Hong, as she too was a little curious what Xiao Hong’s answer could be.

Xiao Hong’s head wobbled from side to side. “A girl is like a beautiful flower, gifting flowers to a girl is very romantic and will evoke a sense of joy from the bottom of their heart.”

An Lin’s eyelid twitched slightly. “So what you’re saying is…”

Xiao Hong suddenly became very animated. “Master, how about you gift me to Big Sister Lanlan! As long as it’s for you, I am willing to sell my body with no regrets!”

An Lin’s face twitched violently as he processed Xiao Hong’s proposal whilst Xu Xiaolan burst into a fit of laughter.

An Lin pinched Xiao Hong’s head angrily. “Setting aside your terrible proposal, is it really such a grievance for you to stay by my side?”

“Owowow!”, Xiao Hong exclaimed in pain before hurriedly apologizing, “That’s not the case! Xiao Hong doesn’t want to leave master either, Xiao Hong is only trying to help share master’s burden, owowow… ”

An Lin harrumphed coldly and stuffed Xiao Hong into his pocket, as he didn’t want to waste his words with this annoying spirit.

Xu Xiaolan laughed quietly whilst covering her mouth. A short while later, she turned to An Lin and announced, “We’re here!”

An eye-catching Ferrari parked into the parking lot beside the international shopping center, attracting the attention of countless bystanders.

Immediately afterward, the sight of a handsome man and beautiful woman exiting the car had everyone’s jaws dropping to the ground.

The two of them each held a big rucksack as they made their way hurriedly into the shopping center…

Their first stop was the jewelry shop!

The shop attendants in the jewelry shop all became petrified in fear at the sight of the two of them storming into the store with rucksacks.

But you can’t blame them, if you were running a jewelry shop and discovered two people storming in aggressively with rucksacks in their hands, what would you immediately think of?

You’d think it was a robbery, of course!

Their fears were only exacerbated when the man leading the way pointed a finger at the jewelry in the cabinets before exclaiming loudly, “All of this stuff… take it out for me.”

Just this one sentence immediately had a few of the female shop attendants trembling in fear, while some of them had even moved their hands to hover over the alarm activation button.

However, at this moment, the man suddenly plucked out a credit card and threw it on the counter. “Why are you all just standing around? Hurry up and bring out the jewelry! I’m a very busy man!”

Upon this sudden turn of events, one of the female shop attendants immediately moved her hand away from the alarm, before asking hesitantly, “Sir… are you planning to pay by card?”

“No shit! What would I do instead? Commit daylight robbery?” The man rolled his eyes at her.

The shop attendant’s heart thumped heavily as relief sunk in. “We genuinely thought you were planning to commit daylight robbery, sir!”

Upon hearing his words, all the shop attendants breathed a sigh of relief as their emotions began to settle.

“Then what are you planning to do with the rucksack, sir?” another shop attendant asked curiously.

“I plan to fill the rucksack of course.” the man replied as if it was no big deal.

“F-fill them?” Everyone gaped in awe at the man holding the rucksack.

Have you ever seen anyone buy jewelry with rucksacks?

This was jewelry, not rice!

All the shop attendants had just calmed down, but now their hearts began to tighten again.

As expected, we should still call the police!

“Oh wait no, not to fill this rucksack.” the man suddenly corrected himself.

Relief set in again amongst the shop attendants upon hearing this remark.

So he was joking all along?

“Because there’s another rucksack… I might fill both of them!”

The man pointed to the woman behind him.

Everyone directed their attention to the woman behind the man, only to find that she was also carrying a rucksack with a dainty smile on her face, looking like she was itching for some action…

All the shop attendants: “…”

And thus, the shop attendants of the jewelry store were fooled around by An Lin and Xu Xiaolan for the nth time