Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 299: Chapter 302: Picking Up Girls Requires Quality

Chapter 302: Picking up Girls Requires Quality

”That’s not right, Dongwei, I don’t think this kid is here to ask for your number!” At that moment, a tall and skinny guy with glasses interjected.

”Damn it! Do you have to talk like that? Are you saying our Dongwei isn’t worth being chased by the young ladies?”

The brown-noser fiercely smacked the glasses guy on the head.

”Fuck! Hit my head again, and I’m gonna lose it with you!” The glasses guy, clearly not one to take things lying down, glared and confronted the other guy.

”What the hell are you arguing about? Didn’t you see there are so many girls watching us by the roadside? Can’t you show some quality? Quality! Do you even know what quality means?” Qiu Dongwei’s expression remained unchanged, his lips twitching.

”Hear that? The boss says to show some quality, look at you, do you even know what quality is?” The glasses guy, looking quite pleased with the mishap, chimed in.

”Enough, enough, stop arguing. That kid is approaching, just put on a good act. Can you guys act a bit more convincingly and stop airing our dirty laundry? Picking up girls requires a thoughtful appearance, everyone shut up. Whoever talks too much later, beware, I’ll smack your mouth.” Qiu Dongwei had quite the boss’s demeanor, cursing so the two lackeys exchanged glances, unable to fart a single word for quite some time.

”Here he comes! Boss, the bumpkin is approaching. Hey hey hey! Boss, something’s off with this kid, why do I see him smiling at us? And why does his smile look so sleazy?” The glasses guy adjusted his glasses, feeling that something was amiss with Lin Zifeng nearby.

”Damn it! Do you think I’m just farting when I talk? Didn’t I tell you to stop the nonsense, are you not listening?” Qiu Dongwei turned his head, twisting his neck from side to side, playing it cool but obviously uncomfortable. With the new semester’s arrival and the opportunity to hook up with these fresh beauties, he didn’t want these two buffoons to mess it up.

”Boss, boss! Something is really, really... not right!” Suddenly, the glasses guy’s eyes widened, showing an incredulous expression, repeatedly tapping Qiu Dongwei on the shoulder, mouth agape and pointing behind Dongwei, speechless for a long while.

”You little shit, like a cigarette butt on the ground, asking for a beating? I’ve told you to keep up appearances, keep up appearances, you treat my words like a breeze passing by... Damn it!”

Before Qiu Dongwei could finish, he suddenly flew up involuntarily, his handsome face instantly contorting with fear.

With a ”bang!”

Qiu Dongwei landed face-first into the dirt, his supposed to be dashing face making intimate contact with Mother Earth, arms and legs splayed out.

In an instant, the glasses guy and the flagrant sycophant were dumbstruck.

Watching Lin Zifeng’s not so towering or majestic figure quickly running from the scene, the two were so frightened they just stood there, neither daring to chase after him nor knowing whether to help Dongwei up, leaving him sprawled in the ’big’ shape on the ground.

By the time Qiu Dongwei managed to get up after a long while, Lin Zifeng had already driven off with Huahua and the others, leaving behind only a trail of exhaust fumes...

”Fuck! Who kicked me! Who ambushed me!?” Qiu Dongwei tried to flip upright in one move, but failed miserably.

In the past, when he was young, his dad had gone through much trouble to hire a good martial arts coach for him, but the guy, lazy and reticent, always loitered around relying on his family’s insignificant wealth, causing trouble everywhere. This time he really hit a brick wall, nearly biting the dust for good.

”Boss, are you okay?”

The glasses guy hurried over to help Qiu Dongwei up, his face full of concern.

”Damn it, speak up! Who ambushed me?” Qiu Dongwei finally got up and looked around, but didn’t see anyone, almost driving him to a rage-induced nosebleed.

You should know that Lin Zifeng’s kick had just hit his paralysis point; he wouldn’t be able to recover for a few minutes, and because it was a paralysis point, Qiu Dongwei didn’t feel any pain throughout his body.

”The guy who ambushed you has already run away,” the man with glasses stammered like a nervous woman, pointing in the direction where Lin Zifeng had driven off.

”You couldn’t have stopped him?” Qiu Dongwei almost shouted, ”Did you see which way he ran off to then?”

The man with glasses and the sycophant simultaneously pointed towards the road.

Damn!

Was that kick of mine just a waste? Following their direction towards the road, Qiu Dongwei felt an instant urge to scream.

”The road is so big, where am I supposed to look?”

”Boss, don’t rush, although we don’t know the person who kicked you, he was in the same car as the girl earlier, so we can find him tomorrow, right?” the man with glasses flattered.

Touching his face, which had made intimate contact with the ground, Qiu Dongwei felt a surge of frustration.

Just a moment ago, he was thinking about how to impress girls, and now, the new students around the road were pointing here and whispering ”idiot.”

...

”Beast, you did a great job earlier. I’ll leave this kind of hitting job to you from now on.”

Inside the car, every time Huahua and Liu Tangtang recalled the scene, they felt an urge to laugh. Especially Lin Zifeng’s flying kick—it was so beautiful. Even though his leg wasn’t perfectly straight, and the pose wasn’t totally cool or his form perfect, it still scored around seventy to eighty points in their hearts.

”Eh... more?” Lin Zifeng, while driving, secretly complained, Is this girl crazy? Does she do this kind of hitting every day?

”What do you mean ’more’? Hey, hey, hey, my name is Beast, and don’t you forget that you’re hired by my cousin as a bodyguard. So, whatever our employer says, you must do, or else what are we hiring you for?”

Ugh...

She really took Lin Zifeng as a fighter. On another note, though, considering I’m going to be your future cousin-in-law, treating me like this, aren’t you afraid your cousin will feel bad? Lin Zifeng thought to himself.

”By the way, uncle, you beat up that guy, aren’t you afraid he’ll seek revenge?” At that moment, Liu Tangtang, who had been sitting in the back seat flattering Huahua, finally asked a question they all wanted to know.

”Not afraid,” Lin Zifeng said earnestly.

”Why?”

”Because you asked me to beat them up. So if they’re looking for someone, they’ll find you first. Besides, I’m not a student at Yunhai University, so it’s none of my business. Can’t I just not go there anymore?” Lin Zifeng shrugged his shoulders, speaking very seriously.

”Ew! Uncle, you’re so shameless!” Liu Tangtang said disdainfully.

Ugh... I’m the shameless one? You and the young lady gang up just to cause trouble for me. Well, now that the trouble is here, I’m not cleaning up the mess.

He didn’t say it aloud, but it didn’t mean he wasn’t thinking it. Arguing with them would only be a waste of saliva, so he chose to keep silent instead.