Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 273: Chapter 276: Women are Like Instant Noodles

Chapter 276: Women Are Like Instant Noodles

”Can I go now?”

Lin Zifeng made a face, trying his best to squeeze out a smile to confuse her. This pitiful act was something Lin Zifeng was particularly adept at.

”Off you go.”

Liu Tangtang was chewing gum, looking harmless with her big, crescent-moon-like eyes that made her look incredibly cute. Pity that appearances are mostly deceptive nowadays.

Just like those incessant instant noodle commercials on television.

A woman’s exterior is just like the packaging of instant noodles, but the real thing is what counts.

But having met her just once, Lin Zifeng finally understood what kind of person she was.

Being able to mix with Huahua and share such a tight bond, she definitely wasn’t someone to consider virtuous.

That was the one thing Lin Zifeng could be certain of.

Watching Lin Zifeng’s figure disappearing into the distance, Liu Tangtang marveled to herself, ”He really looks great, didn’t see that coming. It’s a shame I used to think the beast uncle Huahua talked about would be some guy wearing black-framed glasses, with long hair and a sleazy smile. Turns out this guy also enjoys performance art, how trendy.”

Liu Tangtang spoke heartlessly. If Lin Zifeng could hear her now, he might just fall straight down the stairs from the second floor.

”Handsome, let’s go play.”

Seeing Lin Zifeng go upstairs, Liu Tangtang’s cute little head quickly called out to ’Handsome’ lying on the ground with his tongue out, looking as big as a pile of poop.

Handsome, hearing his master’s call, hurriedly jumped into Liu Tangtang’s arms excitedly, his watery dog eyes happily squinting into slits, his white fur making him look like a hairless dog,

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After Lin Zifeng hurried upstairs, he barely came down all afternoon, which Liu Tangtang found rather odd.

Just as she was about to go upstairs to see what he was up to, Hua Buqi came back. Liu Tangtang quickly tidied up the room and then went out to greet her.

”Huahua, you’re back?”

Liu Tangtang opened her arms wide, showing off her harmlessly sweet smile very warmly, and eagerly greeted her, fawning over her by massaging Hua Buqi’s shoulders before pouring her water. The enthusiasm was overwhelming, like a lackey flattering their boss, showcasing her niceness to the fullest.

”I’m so tired, really shouldn’t go out in this scorching heat, I was only out for a short while, and look at my skin, I’m almost sunburnt.” Hua Buqi, being not much older than Liu Tangtang, the two girls, one a cutie, the other a sweetie, felt they spoke the same language.

Especially in front of Hua Buqi, Liu Tangtang behaved so well it could hardly be believed. If her parents knew, they’d definitely be shocked. Had their daughter changed her personality?

”Huahua, I recently bought lots of stuff online, not only were they cheap but they also worked really well. Most importantly, I even found a cosmetic product online that enhances beauty and bust. You know, many high-profile women in the country, especially those busty moms in the entertainment industry, it’s all fake, they actually use these things in secret.”

Liu Tangtang, narrowing her eyes with excitement, was absolutely adorable.

”Really? Is there such a maintenance product?”

Hua Buqi blinked her beautiful eyes, also slightly excited. Although she was pretty, every time she went to the bathhouse with her cousin, she always felt intimidated unintentionally because her cousin’s bust was much larger, whiter, and smoother, just like a child’s skin.

Usually not very confident with her own bust, she now felt a stir of excitement.

”Hey, Huahua, you’re not getting frisky, are you? You’re so young and already thinking about men?”

Liu Tangtang said disdainfully.

”Thud!”

”Ouch, Huahua, did you just hit me!?”

Before Liu Tangtang could finish her sentence, she saw Hua Buqi swing her small hand and gently tap on Liu Tangtang’s forehead, immediately causing her great pain as she pouted, almost tearing up.

”Who told you to mock me?” Hua Buqi giggled.

Between girls, it turned out they treated each other like this too. I thought girls would be very gentle with each other, seems I was wrong.

”Humph, always picking on me, that really hurt! Don’t hit my head, I might get dumb.”

”Hehe, if you didn’t make fun of me, of course, I wouldn’t hit you.” The young girl Hua Buqi stuck out her tongue, bullying Liu Tangtang was her favorite pastime, messing around with her for fun, life was quite comfortable this way.

”I was only stating the truth, besides, didn’t you say a man’s hands are the best instruments for enhancing a woman’s bust?”

Liu Tangtang spoke aggrievedly, tears welling in her eyes, almost spilling over.

”Um, well, I heard that from someone else, I haven’t tried it myself. Oh, by the way, Tangtang, it seems your bust has really grown lately. You couldn’t be...”

”I certainly haven’t, Huahua, you have such dirty thoughts.”

At this point, the two women were completely dismantling each other’s virtues in the living room, engaging in such absurd behavior in broad daylight.