Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 270: Chapter 273 Soft Sister Liu Tangtang

Chapter 273: The Soft Girl Liu Tangtang

After he slowly shed his clothes, revealing a well-defined and muscular body, Lin Zifeng’s exceptional aura became apparent. He strolled languidly into the bathroom and carelessly turned on the shower.

Oddly enough, today he was in an exceptionally good mood, being home alone was incredibly comfortable, without anyone to nag or disturb him, singing a country tune from ’82 at the top of his lungs while bathing freely.

However, as he was about to get dressed, he realized that he hadn’t brought any clothes to change into. When he had gone downstairs earlier, he had only worn a pair of underwear, thinking it wasn’t a big deal since there was no one at home. Besides, in such hot weather, wrapping up like a dumpling to take a shower would be downright foolish.

Not bringing clothes was not the main issue; the main problem was the intermittent sound of singing coming from outside the bathroom. Lin Zifeng listened carefully and immediately identified it as a girl’s voice, very crisp and loud, although not exactly melodious...

Damn it!

Lin Zifeng suddenly felt incredibly awkward, knowing the house was supposed to be empty; where did a girl’s voice come from all of a sudden?

Lin Zifeng was naked, covering his privates with his hand, his expression indescribably tragic.

Nangong Bing went to work punctually at 8:30 every morning, and Huahua had only just returned in the last couple of days. The two women hadn’t been home much lately, reportedly busy with contract issues in Macau, so they were both occupied these past few days.

This morning, he had clearly heard the sound of the garage door opening and two cars driving out. So, how did a girl suddenly appear in the house?

Lin Zifeng simply couldn’t figure it out. This was unscientific, right? Could it be that Huahua had come back so quickly?

Impossible, even if she had come back, I’m quite familiar with her voice.

This isn’t Huahua’s voice; her singing isn’t this unpleasant. It’s downright tone-deaf.

Lin Zifeng continued to deny the thoughts in his heart.

”Little swallow, where are you? Every day I think of you, have you heard my longing? I love you, I truly do...”

A song that tore Lin Zifeng to shreds with its off-key tune, imprecise pronunciation, and randomly made-up lyrics resounded in the living room, clearly sung by a cute girl’s voice.

Combined with such a childish song, it was a true ’delight’ for the ears.

If it had been outside, Lin Zifeng would have bluntly criticized her, asking why she bothered to sing and show off her voice when it sounded so bad. ”Look at your pitiful voice, my farts sound better than this.”

But the situation now was clearly different, as he had dared to go to the bathroom for a shower without bringing clothes! Moreover, when he had entered the bathroom, he had thrown his only piece of clothing, the underwear that covered him, outside. Wasn’t this asking for trouble?

Lin Zifeng was frantic inside, but the person outside didn’t seem to care, humming off-key as she casually walked around the living room, then shouted up to the second floor, ”Handsome guy, where are you?”

Lin Zifeng in the bathroom was also frustrated, wondering if not only a cute girl had entered his home but also a man. What was going on? It couldn’t be that they were keeping him, could it?

The more Lin Zifeng thought, the more outrageous it seemed, but he was not in the mood to worry about that now, having his hands full with his current predicament.

But staying in the bathroom like this was not a solution, one couldn’t simply stay in the bathroom forever, right?

Hearing intermittent laughter from the living room, Lin Zifeng’s face grew increasingly upset.

Ultimately, Lin Zifeng made a decision: he had to get out. If this continued, who knew what consequences would ensue.

Moving on tiptoe, Lin Zifeng slowly opened the bathroom door just a crack and peered through the gap, but due to the bathroom’s position being quite far off from the hall, even if he opened the door fully, he would probably catch just a glimpse of an iceberg’s tip at most.

The fear was that if he dashed out bare-bottomed and someone caught him red-handed, that would be the ultimate disaster.

At this point, Lin Zifeng couldn’t afford to overthink it; making a swift escape was the priority.

He couldn’t possibly just stay in the bathroom forever.

And when he came out of the bathroom, hands covering his privates and butt naked, he suddenly discovered a huge slobbery dog, looking like a pile of poop, unblinkingly eyes fixed on him with its long red tongue lolling out!

Instantly, Lin Zifeng felt all the hairs on his body stand on end.

Since when did a dog get into the house? And not just any dog, but one that looked like a chubby panda?

If anyone caught sight of this scene, they’d probably die laughing: one man, one dog, standing off against each other, with the man stark naked to boot.

Even if the dog didn’t bite him, it would surely feel disgraced by him. Though dogs can’t talk, if this one could, it would surely curse inwardly: Damn! How shameless can men get, not even sparing dogs, trying to seduce one naked.

Damn it!

Lin Zifeng cursed silently, just as he was about to sidestep the drooling dog, this big dumb dog moved its head over.

And on its face was a look of disdain. Lin Zifeng barely moved, and the dog seemed ready to pounce and take a bite at any moment.

The clumsy body and long white fur... what kind of dog was this? It was much like a panda, and the most infuriating thing was that its fat body sat in front of the bathroom door like a turd, blocking the way with its massive girth.

Seeing it bare its teeth with an unfriendly glare, Lin Zifeng was stuck, neither able to advance nor retreat. If he tried to force his way past, who knew if the slobbery dog would bite?

If he didn’t go out, staying there wasn’t a solution either.

Just as he was thinking this, Lin Zifeng had an idea. He was about to step over the big dumb dog when suddenly rapid footsteps echoed from the hall.

”Handsome guy, handsome guy, how did you end up in the bathroom? I’ve been searching for you for quite a while now.”

From the voice, Lin Zifeng could be one hundred percent sure it was the kind of soft, girly voice popular on the internet, clear and loud with a bit of a coquettish undertone.

Without thinking, Lin Zifeng clutched his lower half and darted back into the bathroom to hide.

In his frantic search, Lin Zifeng’s eyes quickly scanned to a bathrobe hanging on a rack, and immediately his heart surged with emotion—Heaven hadn’t abandoned him after all. But in less than half a second, Lin Zifeng realized the robe was for women.

A pink, oversized bathrobe made of silk fabric and adorned with delicate lace patterns—if he wore it, how could Lin Zifeng ever hold his head up again?

Meanwhile, Liu Tangtang, who had been snacking in the hall, walked over lazily, chewing gum. Seeing her adored ’handsome guy’ lying dazed and dumbfounded at the bathroom door, Liu Tangtang’s heart melted with affection.