Let’s Squander A Billion First!

Chapter 762: Chapter 762: The Wicked Woman Farms (18)

”If that’s the case, then how about you kiss me?” Chuzheng was no stranger to playing the Good Person Card.

[He doesn’t even spare children, the beast! Worse than a beast!] King’s Account cursed vehemently.

Chuzheng was unconcerned: What’s wrong with a kiss for my Good Person Card? Although he is a fool, his body is that of an adult man!

[...]

Chuzheng reminded it: You better log off, or else you might see something you shouldn’t.

[...]

”Kiss?” Qiu Ya didn’t understand the term, looking at Chuzheng with confusion.

Chuzheng gestured for him to come closer.

Qiu Ya hesitantly fingered his hands, and after a moment, still edged closer to Chuzheng.

He must obey.

Qiu Ya constantly told himself this in his subconscious.

Obey, or else he would be abandoned, go hungry, get beaten.

But she wouldn’t do that.

So he must obey.

Chuzheng hooked his chin with her fingertips, forcing him to look up.

Qiu Ya gazed at her somewhat blankly.

She leaned down and kissed him.

Fearing to scare him, it was just a peck, light as a dragonfly’s touch.

”Like this, understand?”

Qiu Ya’s reaction to the kiss wasn’t like that of a normal person. He smacked his lips, tasting nothing, and asked even more confused, ”Why eat the mouth?”

”...” Chuzheng calmly explained, ”It’s called a kiss, not eating.”

Qiu Ya seemed to half understand, ”I should... like this... kiss, kiss you?”

Chuzheng withdrew her hand, ”Mhm, as a reward for my kindness to you.”

Qiu Ya pondered over Chuzheng’s words.

The more he thought, the more confused his mind became.

So he stopped thinking altogether.

She definitely wouldn’t deceive him.

Thinking this, Qiu Ya nodded.

He looked at the distance between Chuzheng and himself, feeling slightly wronged, ”Then you have to lower yourself a bit, I can’t reach.”

Chuzheng obligingly lowered her head, and Qiu Ya clumsily kissed her on the lips, imitating her actions.

A touch and then retreat.

Seeing Chuzheng didn’t move, Qiu Ya kissed her again.

Qiu Ya’s lips were soft, and his lip shape attractive; when he kissed her, it was like cotton candy, soft and carrying a sweet and sour scent of fruit.

Qiu Ya seemed to find this fun.

A kiss.

A retreat.

Another kiss...

Chuzheng’s eyes darkened slightly.

She sat up straight first.

Qiu Ya, kissing the air and confused, asked, ”No more kissing?”

”No more kisses.” Chuzheng turned away, ”You are not allowed to kiss anyone but me, understand?”

”Why?” Qiu Ya didn’t understand.

”No reason, just remember what I said, or I’ll throw you out.”

Qiu Ya instinctively clung to Chuzheng, his voice tinged with panic, ”I won’t kiss others, please don’t throw me out.”

”Then you must obey me.”

”I’ll obey, I’m the most obedient.”

Chuzheng pulled him up and embraced him, ”Don’t be afraid, I won’t abandon you, you’re mine.”

”I’m obedient.” Qiu Ya clutched her garment tightly, his misty eyes fixed on Chuzheng without blinking, as if she would disappear if he blinked.

Chuzheng held him and fell silent for a moment.

Qiu Ya was now like a blank sheet of paper, at her mercy to scribble on.

Chuzheng hugged Qiu Ya tighter, and he softly hummed a sound, Chuzheng lowered her gaze, he had fallen asleep leaning against her.

Chuzheng: ”...”

Right now, you think you can sleep whenever you want, play whenever you want.

But what can she do?

She can only spoil him.

Chuzheng slid her hand under Qiu Ya’s knees and scooped him up horizontally.

Qiu Ya was so light, Chuzheng felt as if she wasn’t holding a grown man, but rather a little girl.

The more she thought about it, the more she wanted to beat the corpse.

Chuzheng placed Qiu Ya on the bed and tucked him in.

-

Night had fallen.

All was quiet.

The cold moonlight, stealing through the cracks of the window, stretched a long line on the ground.

The person on the bed suddenly sat up, gasping for air.

They scrambled off the bed in a panic, not even bothering with shoes, crossed the line of light, and rushed to the corner.

Chuzheng felt a sinking beside her.

A familiar scent invaded her senses, and she was enveloped, along with the blanket, in a warm embrace, the breath hot on her nape.

”Qiu Ya?” Chuzheng called out to him.

Qiu Ya’s body trembled, but he made no sound.

”What are you doing? You trying to suffocate me in the middle of the night!!”

Qiu Ya’s voice trembled, ”You don’t want me anymore. I was standing on the street calling for you, but you didn’t look back, you don’t want me anymore...”

When did I ever not want you?

Don’t talk nonsense!!

In the middle of the night...

Chuzheng realized that Qiu Ya must have had a nightmare.

Just as Chuzheng was about to tell him he was being silly, she felt a scorching heat at her neck, followed by a chill.

Chuzheng reached out to touch his face, her hand coming away wet.

Crying, crying?

Crying!!!

He’s crying too?!

Even though you’re mentally a child right now, you’re still an adult physically, okay?!

Why are you crying!!

How am I supposed to comfort you?

Chuzheng looked blankly into space, her mind not just in a flurry, but in several flurries.

”Let go of me first.”

”I don’t want to,” Qiu Ya’s voice began to choke up.

”It’s cold outside, come in first.”

Qiu Ya snuffled, hugged her, and thought for a long while before gradually letting go.

Chuzheng lifted the blanket, and Qiu Ya rolled in immediately, clinging to her waist as if he wished he could shrink himself completely into her embrace.

”How am I supposed to hold you like this? Straighten your legs,” Chuzheng said directly.

Chuzheng couldn’t see Qiu Ya’s expression, but she could imagine how aggrieved he looked.

”You were just having a nightmare, I won’t abandon you,” Chuzheng reassured him, patting his back. ”Stop crying.”

”You do want to abandon me,” Qiu Ya insisted childishly. ”I called for you so much, and you ignored me. There was nobody else there, you left me behind, you don’t want me anymore...”

The more Qiu Ya spoke, the more upset he became.

He looked close to bursting into loud sobs.

Chuzheng: ”...”

Even in your dreams, it’s my fault, huh!!

Am I supposed to carry the blame even into your dreams?

”You were just dreaming.”

”But I saw it, it felt so real, you ignored me...”

”Here I am, paying attention to you,” I don’t sleep in the middle of the night, to have this nonsense conversation with you. What more do you want?!

”You ignored me just now.”

”How could I deal with you in your dream?”

”Why wouldn’t you deal with me in my dream?”

”...”

It’s your dream, how the hell would I know why I ignored you.

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Outside the courtyard.

Two bandits sat by the house’s door in the dead of night, not sleeping, but eavesdropping.

Bandit A whispered to his companion, ”Did we just hear someone crying?”

Bandit B was uncertain, ”There might have been... I didn’t hear clearly.”

”Miss Chuzheng wouldn’t be...” Bandit A counted on his fingers.

Bandit B was shocked, ”Is he an idiot...?”

Bandit A slapped him, ”Keep it down, they call him Qiu Ya, who said anything about an idiot?”

Bandit B, rubbing his head and looking wronged, ”Didn’t Miss Chuzheng call him that too?”

Bandit A rolled his eyes, ”Can you compare with Miss Chuzheng? Haven’t you seen how she dealt with those children bullying Qiu Ya before?”

Bandit B seemed to remember and quickly covered his mouth.

A moment later, he uncovered it, ”Miss Chuzheng, she couldn’t really have done something to Qiu Ya, could she?”

”He’s so good-looking, and even though there’s something wrong with his mind, his body’s fine. Miss Chuzheng taking him in, she couldn’t possibly just be keeping him for his looks, right?” Bandit A reasoned confidently.