Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 550: Chapter 549 I am a Married Man

However, Su Yingxue still felt somewhat discontented. A perfectly good charity event had been turned into nothing but a stench of money, and it had become an exclusive advertising event for Ye Family Medicinal Cuisine Shop.

Thinking of this, she sighed and said, ”Brother Ye, having too many advertisements on the event supplies might not be a good idea, I’m afraid. It could actually turn people off.”

”How could it turn people off?” Ye Haochuan continued to sweet-talk her, ”How about this, to show our sincerity, I can provide some top-quality medicinal cuisines from our Medicinal Cuisine Shop for the event. All attendees can enjoy them, and I guarantee it will fix all sorts of minor ailments they might have. You should be able to trust my medical skills, right?”

Upon hearing this, Su Yingxue was momentarily moved. She was well aware of Ye Haochuan’s medical skills. If he truly could provide top-quality medicinal cuisines for all attendees, it would indeed be a great kindness.

Given Ye Haochuan’s current reputation, the merchants and individuals attending the event would surely flock to it.

However, Su Yingxue was still hesitant.

Seeing her still troubled, Ye Haochuan said, ”What’s the matter, Yingxue? By the look on your face, do you still think my request is too much?”

With a slightly resentful expression, Su Yingxue glanced at him and spoke softly, ”Brother Ye, your condition, isn’t it just too much? It’s excessively demanding and makes things very difficult.”

Shit, the way she’s talking, it’s as if I’m a complete and utter swindler.

Ye Haochuan shook his head and chuckled, ”Yingxue, is my request really too much? I don’t think so. When you go to others for sponsorship, in your eyes, they have lots of money, so taking a small part for charity is just a drop in the bucket for them. But have you ever thought, doing that might make them feel awkward too?”

”This...” Su Yingxue bit her lip and looked down in thought.

”Yingxue, you know as well that it’s not easy to make money in today’s society. Your family circumstances are decent enough, but you’ve said it yourself, you owe much to your uncle’s support. Otherwise, could you study at such a prestigious university as Haishan University? Could you live in such a nice dormitory?”

After a pause, Ye Haochuan continued, ”Fortunately, you’re considerate of your aunt’s feelings, which shows that you understand she wouldn’t agree to you using their money for charity. Because you only see their wealth, but not the labor behind it, every penny they earn is scraped together from their modest profits. There’s a saying, ’When poor, keep benefits to oneself; when rich, build a harem...’”

He had barely said this when Su Yingxue couldn’t help but snort with laughter, and giving him a sidelong glance, she corrected, ”Brother Ye, you’re wrong. It’s not ’build a harem,’ but ’broaden one’s scope to assist the world.’

Seeing the contempt on her face, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but feel his old face flush. Damn, being looked down on as uneducated was truly embarrassing!

However, being thick-skinned as always, he chuckled, ”No mistake, no mistake, ’when rich, build a harem,’ is something I coined... Actually, if you think about it, the phrase I made up matches quite well, it’s quite neat.”

Spit, you have the nerve to say such things. I clearly think that’s exactly what’s on your mind, mentioning harem and all. No wonder you’re so flirty.

Su Yingxue looked at him speechlessly and held back from speaking.

Seeing that she didn’t continue the conversation, Ye Haochuan carried on with his previous point, ”The saying goes, ’When poor, keep benefits to oneself.’ You students currently don’t have the financial capacity, yet you whimper about pulling in sponsorships to do charity. To put it nicely, it’s because you’re inexperienced. To put it bluntly, it’s purely bullshit.

Hearing this, Su Yingxue felt somewhat unconvinced and said, ”Brother Ye, if everyone spoke like you do, what about those lonely seniors and children? Wouldn’t they then lack care from everyone?”

”Care?” Ye Haochuan sneered, ”Yingxue, not to belittle you, but your so-called love is commendable. However, it ultimately relies on money. The problem is, there’s no such thing as a free lunch. You don’t have your own money; instead, you ask businesses for money while not wanting to pay the price yourself. Think about it, why would such good fortune fall into your laps?”

Hearing his confident lecture, Su Yingxue fell silent. After a while, she said, ”Alright, Brother Ye, I’ll share this with my classmates and try to convince them to accept your terms.”

”That’s more like it. I’m good, you’re good, everybody’s good. Why make it so serious?” Ye Haochuan smiled.

Su Yingxue chuckled and said, ”Brother Ye, do you know what image you represent in my heart right now?”

”Hehe, what?” Ye Haochuan suddenly lifted his hand, ”Don’t rush to tell me, let me guess... I think I must resemble someone tall, handsome, and dashing, right?”

Su Yingxue shook her head and laughed, ”Tall and handsome? Brother Ye, I’ve realized you are really narcissistic. To tell you the truth, in the past, you did seem tall and handsome to me, a bit bad, but it didn’t mar your lofty image. However, after getting to know you better today, I found out just how terrible you are, a perfect image of a cunning little man, not tall at all.”

Damn, a cunning little man? I’ve been turned into a cunning little man!

Ye Haochuan initially felt displeased, but soon he relished the comment and laughed heartily, ”Looks like you see right through me. Thanks for the compliments, thanks indeed.”

Brother Ye, his skin is really thick.

Su Yingxue shook her head, then suddenly stood up with a smile, ”Brother Ye, you’ve just made so many demands to me, so may I, on behalf of myself, also make a small request?”

”A small request on your behalf?” Ye Haochuan chuckled, ”What demand can you make? I should state first, I am a married man, don’t entertain any improper thoughts towards me, I am not that kind of person.”

Brother Ye loves to talk nonsense.

Su Yingxue, teasing him, blushed and it took her a while to return to normal. Then she said, ”Actually, Brother Ye, in a few days, our charity is planning to hold an auction. Would you be interested in attending?”

”Why would I attend?” Ye Haochuan looked wary and chuckled mischievously, ”Yingxue, you’re not planning to make money off me, huh? Let me be clear from the start, I won’t cough up a dime, I’m stingy to the core.”

Su Yingxue giggled and said, ”Brother Ye, what are you talking about? I have some things I’ve collected myself, planning to auction them off during the charity event, and then donate that money to charity. If you’re interested, you might bid on my collected items.”

The things you’ve collected hold no interest for me, but I’m interested in your body, hehe!

Ye Haochuan laughed mischievously, continuing to tease her, ”What kind of collectibles? Bras or panties? If it’s those, I’d definitely bid high to keep them well preserved.”

”Brother Ye, you’re so bad, I can’t deal with you anymore.” The more they talked, the more he teased her, causing Su Yingxue, who dared no longer to stay, to run away like a whirlwind.

Watching the girl twisting her hips and running away provokingly, Ye Haochuan sighed lightly, ah, this girl, her skin is a bit too thin!