Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 525: Chapter 524: No Silicone!

”Why would I torment you? What’s there about you worth tormenting?” Long Piaoying’s desire for revenge dissipated, and her words inevitably carried a tinge of resentment.

”Hehe, Immortal Aunt, you could mistreat me a thousand times, and I’d still be as smitten as if it were my first love, come on, it’s no big deal!” Ye Haochuan laughed nonchalantly.

”What first love? Don’t be so shameless!” Long Piaoying glared at him annoyedly, but her tone had clearly softened quite a bit.

Ye Haochuan was the type who could start a dye shop with just a little color. Seeing her tone soften and a bit of a sulky woman’s undertone in her speech, he felt greatly relieved and chuckled, ”Honestly, Immortal Aunt, you’ve finally begun to seem a bit womanly. Before, aside from having two bumps on top and a hole below, I really didn’t think you were much like a woman.”

What’s this about two bumps on top and a hole below? This guy was shamelessly indecent to the extreme!

Long Piaoying was fuming, really tempted to give him a good beating. But thinking about what the scoundrel had just said, if she actually drove him to suicide, wouldn’t that be breaking her oath?

”Get lost!” Long Piaoying shouted angrily.

However, Ye Haochuan was extremely astute and saw that her fierce exterior was just a facade.

Dropping his previously cheeky demeanor, he said very seriously, ”Alright, Immortal Aunt, since things have gotten to this point, I’ll lay it all on the line... I admit, just now I really was lusting after your beauty, and that’s why I took advantage of you. A man must own up to what he’s done, and there’s nothing to hide. Honestly speaking, it felt good—authentic material, no silicone!”

”What?”

Long Piaoying’s eyebrows knitted tightly, and her voice rose an octave. This scoundrel was unbearably shameless. But seeing him brazenly admit to taking advantage of her stirred a confusing mix of anger and a peculiar shy delight within her.

This feeling was entirely new to her. Her usually calm and composed face unexpectedly blushed ever so slightly.

”Hehe, Immortal Aunt, you can call me despicable, you can call me shameless, but I did it and I’ll admit it. I’m despicable, but I’m honest, and it’s no big deal. Besides, I just like Immortal Aunt, I want to win you over, possess you, and pursue the peak of the Martial Arts Path with you. Although I know you’re stronger than me, I’m confident I can catch up. Moreover, no matter how strong you are, there’s one thing you’re certainly not better at than me...” Ye Haochuan boldly confessed.

His expression earnest, every word he spoke weighed with significance—Long Piaoying, looking at his resolute face, felt an unusual emotion stirring within her, confusing and hazy, but curiosity piqued at his last statement, she couldn’t help but ask, ”What thing am I not better at than you?”

Seeing her asking like a good little child, Ye Haochuan felt amused inside. It seemed like all that reading hadn’t gone to waste, as he’d successfully hooked her curiosity.

”Hehe, do I even need to say it? Of course, it’s that I can pee farther than you!” Ye Haochuan shamelessly laughed.

Ptui, ptui, ptui, this scoundrel, what kind of nonsense is he spouting?

Long Piaoying’s face flushed with embarrassment, her beautiful eyes turned icy, and she exploded with rage, ”Get lost, get far away from me, or so help me, thunder or no thunder, I will slaughter you, you shameless and indecent cretin.”

Seeing her so enraged, Ye Haochuan too got a fright, thinking to himself, expressing my feelings this way is crazy enough, I’d better not actually enrage her to the point of killing me—that wouldn’t be good at all. He said, ”Alright, alright, I’ll get lost, is that okay now?”

After speaking, he shook his head, thinking that confessing to a yin yang imbalanced old maid was simply wasting his breath.

However, just as he took a step to leave, Long Piaoying suddenly called out to him, ”Wait.”

”Immortal Aunt, what’s up now?” Ye Haochuan said irritably.

”Aren’t you going to ask about that Chiyo?” Long Piaoying suddenly stared at him.

”What’s there to ask? She’s been rescued and taken away.” Ye Haochuan shook his head, speechless. ”Don’t worry, that Chiyo can’t escape from the palm of my hand. Sooner or later, I’ll prepare a bunch of red candles for her...”

”Why would you prepare a bunch of red candles for her? To celebrate her birthday?” Long Piaoying was somewhat puzzled.

Celebrate her birthday? You’ve got to be kidding me. I’m planning on wax-play discipline, get it?

Ye Haochuan was completely speechless as he said, ”Please, Immortal Aunt, my brain isn’t waterlogged. How could I possibly celebrate her birthday? She is our enemy, you know!”

”Then what do you mean?” Long Piaoying was even more confused.

”Sigh, it seems we have quite a big divide in our values, Immortal Aunt. If we ever do make a good match in the future, you’ll have to follow my lead in everything, hehe.”

Seeing her expression soften, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but interject with another joke and laugh.

He had mastered the art of flirting, and when it came to dealing with women, it was all about boiling the frog in warm water. As long as he teased her often, getting her numb and used to it, pushing her down wouldn’t be far off.

”Spouting nonsense again. Do you really think I dare not kill you?” Long Piaoying’s pretty face turned cold again. ”Speak up, what are you planning to do with a bunch of red candles?”

”Of course, to discipline her,” Ye Haochuan’s eyes narrowed. ”If Immortal Aunt is interested, you might as well observe when the time comes. I have plenty of tricks for such occasions. You’ll definitely be in for an eye-opener, hehe.”

Immortal Long Piaoying had immersed herself in the path of martial arts all her life, having never been exposed to the filthy and tangled things of the secular world. She had neither seen nor heard of such discipline, but seeing his despicable expression, she knew it was nothing decent.

”Forget it, if you want to discipline her, then do it. It has nothing to do with me, and I’m not going to observe.” Long Piaoying hummed indifferently, and with that, it seemed she couldn’t be bothered to argue with him anymore, waving her hand, ”Just go away, I’m not seeing you out!”

So dull!

Ye Haochuan left feeling unamused and said, ”Alright then, I’m taking my leave... But there’s one thing I must make clear. My cultivation is too far behind yours at the moment, and the injuries you’ve suffered this time are not light. I can’t heal the internal injuries in your Dantian Qi Sea, you’ll need to recover on your own. But the external injuries are within my ability to heal, although I can’t make you fully recover in an instant, so I will need to come over the next few days. You should just stay here and heal up...”

”No need!” Long Piaoying flatly refused. Now that she knew this scoundrel had impure intentions towards her, she didn’t want to give him a chance. Out of sight, out of mind—if she left, then he wouldn’t be able to see her.

Ye Haochuan could easily tell what she was thinking and thought to himself, this old virgin really doesn’t get it, taking my good intentions for granted. You want to avoid me, do you? No chance!

”What do you mean ’no need’? Listen well, I’ve only soothed your internal organs a bit just now, it’s not a complete cure. Besides, your womb has been seriously damaged. If I don’t treat it next, wouldn’t it affect your future ability to bear children? To be responsible for your future, you must listen to me. Stay here and heal properly. If you dare not listen to me, believe it or not, I’ll spread rumors within our Ancient Martial Arts Sect saying my cultivation partner Long Piaoying abandoned her husband and son, leaving us both without milk to drink!” Ye Haochuan hummed.

What kind of nonsense is this!

Long Piaoying was furious, this scoundrel—not only did he take advantage of her, but now he’s even trying to tarnish her reputation!