Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 524: Chapter 523: Your Son Shares My Surname

However, Ye Haochuan was notoriously cunning and sly, so how could he easily trust her? He chuckled and said, ”Immortal Aunt, it’s not that I don’t trust you, but the heart is separated by the belly. It’s best if you could make a Blood Oath...”

This lecherous guy, he really is cunning!

Long Piaoying cursed inwardly and coldly snorted, ”What, you don’t trust me?”

”Hehe, Immortal Aunt, simple-minded people, in the TV dramas, often only survive one episode at most, hence, it’s only right for me to be more cautious and leave myself a way out,” Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

Watching his smug appearance, Long Piaoying really felt the urge to beat him up, but in the end, she held back. After all, she indeed had no intention of killing him, so making a Blood Oath wasn’t a big issue. She could always beat him up later without breaking her oath.

With that thought, she bit her finger forcefully, and as fresh blood flowed out, she murmured a spell.

Only after the blood drops turned into blood bubbles did she begin her oath, ”I, Long Piaoying, hereby swear that as long as Ye Haochuan heals me, I shall not kill him afterward. Should I break this oath, may the heavens strike me with thunder!”

As soon as the Blood Oath was completed, the blood bubbles immediately burst, turning into a mist of blood that then completely dissipated.

”How about that? Satisfied now?” Long Piaoying glared at him resentfully.

Having secured her promise, Ye Haochuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, ”Immortal Aunt indeed has the heart of a Bodhisattva, admirable, truly admirable! Please take a seat, I will heal you right now.”

The injuries Long Piaoying had sustained included not only superficial wounds to her body but also internal injuries. With Ye Haochuan’s medical skills, healing her superficial wounds was not difficult, but internal injuries could only be healed by herself.

After helping her to sit down properly, Ye Haochuan placed his palms on her back and silently operated the Longevity Technique, slowly transferring the Longevity Gang Qi to her.

Compared with Longevity True Qi, Longevity Gang Qi had a better effect on healing the body.

Ye Haochuan continued to heal her for an hour or two, and Long Piaoying felt her severely damaged internal organs had mostly recovered, so she asked him to withdraw his hands.

Ye Haochuan, having depleted a considerable amount of Gang Qi to save her, complied with her wish, withdrew his hands, and sat down cross-legged.

At this time, Long Piaoying had also recovered a significant amount of strength and began to sit cross-legged to cultivate, repairing her severely damaged Dantian Qi Sea. Soon, her surroundings gathered a substantial amount of green mist.

The green mist was the Spiritual Energy that a practitioner in the Foundation Establishment Stage needed to absorb.

Spiritual Energy existed throughout the vast world. It was abundant only in places of scenic beauty and clear waters; in this bustling metropolis, it was quite rare.

In this manner, the two sat without disturbing each other for another hour or two.

Feeling that his Dantian Qi Sea had replenished substantially, Ye Haochuan stood up, checked the time, and saw that it was already ten o’clock at night; time to go home.

He originally intended to greet Long Piaoying before leaving, but seeing her still meditating, he did not wish to disturb her and decided to leave on his own.

”Hold on!”

Suddenly, Long Piaoying opened her eyes, swiftly stood up, and glared at him furiously as if she wanted to tear him apart.

”Immortal Aunt, why are you staring at me like that? You’re not thinking of killing me, are you? Don’t forget, you just made a Blood Oath...” Ye Haochuan chuckled, not frightened at all!

”Hmph, the Blood Oath I made was that I wouldn’t kill you, but I didn’t say I wouldn’t take my revenge on you,” Long Piaoying said with an edge of smug coldness on the corner of her lips.

Oh no, I’ve fallen for Immortal Aunt’s grand trap! Now that she’s regained some of her strength, it’s as easy for her to deal with me as squashing an ant with her cultivation!

Ye Haochuan sensed trouble and deeply regretted his actions, his insides turning blue with remorse. The situation was spookily similar to when he had pledged a Blood Oath to deal with that Netherworld Sect disciple! How could I have forgotten that!

Fortunately, he also had some quick wit. Seeing that she was about to take action against him, he hurriedly said, ”Immortal Aunt, you want revenge on me, and that’s fine, but you really should think about the consequences...”

”Hmph, as long as I don’t kill you, it doesn’t count as breaking the Blood Oath,” Long Piaoying coldly snorted.

”Ah, I get it now. Immortal Aunt wants to torture me a bit to vent her frustration, right?” Ye Haochuan said with a cheeky grin.

Seeing his shamelessly grinning face, Long Piaoying huffed indignantly, ”So what if I do?”

”Then I should offer you a piece of advice, Immortal Aunt. If you really want to torture me, I can’t say anything about it—I can’t beat you anyway. But, if your torture drives me to suicide, would that count as breaking your Blood Oath?” Ye Haochuan said with a half-smile.

”This...”

Long Piaoying was momentarily stunned before she recovered, thinking to herself that this kid really did have a knack for sophistry. While she wanted to take revenge and leave him half-dead to vent her anger, if she actually drove him to commit suicide, she would indeed be breaking the Blood Oath.

However, she was somewhat unwilling to let him off the hook just like that and retorted, ”I don’t believe you’d have the guts to kill yourself.”

”Hehe, Immortal Aunt, since you don’t believe me, why don’t we give it a try?” Ye Haochuan said, and with a tilt of his body, he collapsed onto the bed and winked at her, ”Go ahead, torture me however you like. If I don’t kill myself, your son will share a surname with me.”

”What do you mean my son will share a surname with you? I don’t have a son!” Long Piaoying shot him an annoyed glance, clearly not catching the deeper meaning of his words.

”Haha!”

Ye Haochuan laughed loudly, finding Immortal Aunt to be adorably naive. Was she really this easy to fool?

”What are you laughing at?” Long Piaoying pondered for quite a while but still couldn’t figure out why he was laughing.

”Immortal Aunt, to be frank, I know a little bit about Mysterious Techniques. Just now, I made a divination and found that it’s destined for you to have a son, and I will even know who the father is,” Ye Haochuan said, shaking his head and acting like he had the air of a charlatan.

”Nonsense!” Long Piaoying reprimanded, ”I have vowed that in this life, I will immerse myself only in the Martial Arts Path and will never be involved in matters of men and women.”

Really? Such a fierce vow, you could actually make it, Immortal Aunt? No wonder you’re still a virgin at eighty!

Ye Haochuan shook his head, then suddenly slapped his forehead. Alas, am I sick or what, fancying an old virgin?

”Hehe, Immortal Aunt, one shouldn’t speak in absolutes. The matter of men and women doesn’t conflict with the pursuit of the Martial Arts Path, right? You should know the essence of the Martial Arts Path is nothing more than four words, Yin Yang harmony. No wonder, Immortal Aunt, you’ve lived over eighty years and only managed to reach the mere Foundation Establishment Realm. Perhaps it’s due to a disharmony of Yin Yang,” Ye Haochuan said casually.

Though his words were spoken off the cuff, they hit Long Piaoying like a bombshell.

A disharmony of Yin Yang? Ah, I understand now. No wonder my progress in the Martial Arts Path is so slow—it’s because of Yin Yang disharmony!

Long Piaoying’s delicate body trembled, feeling as if a chord in the depths of her soul had been struck. Her gaze towards Ye Haochuan was exceedingly complicated as she said with profound meaning, ”Ye Haochuan, listen well, I will not let you off. You may leave now!”

Unaware of her inner thoughts, Ye Haochuan was taken aback and said, ”What, Immortal Aunt, you’re not going to torture me anymore?”