I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Chapter 412: The Unsexy Female CFO

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“I’m not doing errands anymore. Can’t I be a doctor here?”

“Sure, Boss, you’re awesome. How much did you spend to get in?” He Yuanyuan asked.

“What do you mean by that? I came through with my ability, okay?”

“Doctor Lin completed a major hemangioma surgery a few days ago. He’s pretty famous in our hospital,” Qiao Xin explained.

“Really?” He Yuanyuan clearly did not believe him. “The grass on the grave of the person who asked you to perform the surgery must be more than two meters tall.”

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“Do you still want your year-end bonus?”

“The boss is kind and has unparalleled medical skills. No one can compare to him in the entire country.”

Qiao Xin was speechless.

‘How could you change your tune so quickly?’

What kind of person was Doctor Lin?

“What are you here for?” Lin Yi asked.

“I came back from a business trip in Yangcheng with a lot of red spots on my body.” He Yuanyuan rolled up her sleeves and showed her arm to Lin Yi.

“Take off your clothes.”

“Huh? Take what off?”

He Yuanyuan was stunned. “Let me tell you, I’m selling my skills, not my body. Don’t think of taking advantage of me.”

“Didn’t you say that there were red spots on your body? Wouldn’t I have to check your condition?”

“I think you’re just attracted to my beauty.”

“Hehehe, I’m impressed by your humor,” Lin Yi remarked. “Xinxin, give her a full internal examination.”

“Hmm? What’s an internal examination?”

“It’s just an examination with the pants.”

“I’m suffering from an acute allergic reaction, yet you want to give me an internal examination?!”

“Are you the doctor, or am I the doctor? Are you going to treat me or not?”

He Yuanyuan picked up her phone and found Ji Qingyan’s WeChat.

“Senior Sister, I came to the hospital to see a doctor and accidentally met my boss. He said he wanted to do an internal checkup on me. He even partially took off his pants.”

“Damn! You tricked me!”

About half a minute later, his phone rang. Ji Qingyan was video-calling him.

“You actually want to give Yuanyuan an internal examination?”

He Yuanyuan had a smug expression on her face.

“Hehehe… Boss, I hope you can give Senior Sister a perfect explanation.”

Lin Yi said nothing, his expression grim.

“She’s not doing well. I’ll talk to you later.”

“What’s wrong? What’s not going well?”

“Yuanyuan’s condition is very bad.” Lin Yi casually pulled a useless CT scan from under the table and pointed at the lower abdomen.

“We discovered a tumor with a diameter of five centimeters in this part of her abdomen. I have to get a colleague to do an internal examination and further investigate the situation.” Lin Yi’s expression was exceptionally serious, and his eyes were even misty.

“You’re also a woman. You should know how serious it is to have a tumor in this area. If you don’t do it right…”

“What will happen? Lin Yi, don’t scare me.”

“We might have to remove everything to save her. If that were to happen, she won’t have to think about raising a family in the future.”

“How is that possible? Yuanyuan is such a good person. How can she have such an illness?” Ji Qingyan was so frightened that she cried. “You guys are in the hospital, right? I’ll come over now.”

Doctors were a very closed profession for ordinary people.

It was difficult to know anything about this profession unless one was also in the industry.

So much so that outsiders could not understand the CT scan at all.

Otherwise, Ji Qingyan wouldn’t have been fooled by him.

“Don’t worry. It’s useless for you to come here. I’ll tell you the results soon. Wait for my update.”

“Yes, yes. You must examine Yuanyuan properly. I don’t trust others, so you can’t be careless.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll handle this myself. Nothing will happen.”

With that, Lin Yi hung up and his expression returned to normal.

Qiao Xin was completely dumbfounded.

Wasn’t this the scan of the prostate stone patient from the day before?

Why did it become a gynecological tumor when Brother Lin pulled it up?

Women didn’t even have this organ!

He was really good at fooling people.

Looking at He Yuanyuan, Lin Yi shrugged. “You heard it yourself. Your senior sister asked me to examine you seriously. Come, let’s start now, Ms. He.”

“Boss, can you be more sincere?” He Yuanyuan said, “Aren’t you afraid of fooling Senior Sister to death?”

“She’s more resistant to deception than others. Don’t worry.”

“Don’t try to force me. If you anger me, this will be the end of us,” He Yuanyuan said.

“Why? Do you intend to punish me?”

“Right. If you don’t treat me properly, I’ll tell Cisco you’re bullish*tting them.”

“Believe it or not, I can get you diagnosed with a case of schizophrenia. Who do you think will believe you after that?”

“Boss, I was wrong. Please treat me.”

The unsexy female CFO was instantly terrified.

“Go outside and buy a fourteen yuan box of skin ointment. Just put it on later.”

“Seriously? I can be treated for just fourteen bucks?”

“I misspoke earlier. Someone else can do it for fourteen bucks. It will cost you a hundred and forty.”

“Why?”

“Because you have a big *ss, so it will take more medicine.”

He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously. “Boss, do you mean that I can compete with Senior Sister?”

“No, no, no. Your senior sister is voluminous. Yours is simply flat. Two completely different concepts.”

“Damn! You’re going to lose this little cutie if you keep this up.”

He Yuanyuan left with her handbag. “Our friendship is over!”

Even if she was a coward, she had to leave to protect her dignity!

“Xinxin, you can take a look at the patients still in the queue. I’ll take a break in the internal examination room.”

“Uh-uh.”

The reason why Lin Yi left was because the system notification had already sounded in his mind.

[Mission accomplished. Reward: 100,000 proficiency points.]

[Profession Completion: 35%. Reward: Any company, 20% of the shares! (Market value below 200 billion)]

“Damn, this is awesome!

“Twenty percent of any company?

“System, the words in the note indicate that this twenty percent share only works for companies with a market value of less than two hundred billion. Is this correct?”

[Yes.]

The system’s answer was always concise. Lin Yi was used to it.

However, with this restriction in place,the reward was no longer much fun.

At this point in time, those giant companies on the market were all worth hundreds of billions.

Therefore, he could at most go after medium-sized enterprises.

This 20% share was at most 40 billion, which was not a lot.

‘Oh, I’m so poor!’

Ring, ring, ring…

Lin Yi’s phone rang. It was Liang Ruoxu.

Lin Yi could guess her intention for calling.

Tomorrow was the second round of negotiations for the drug. She was probably calling to ask him about it.

“Are you in the hospital?”

“Yeap,” Lin said. “Don’t worry about the negotiations. I can handle it.”

“I’m not calling about that,” Liang Ruoxu said sternly.

“I’ve just received news that the six major international pharmaceutical companies have collectively announced that they will raise the prices of 25 drugs exported to Huaxia, with the price increases ranging from 48% to 214%!”