Demonic Po*nstar System

Chapter 141: Chilling in the Oasis

The team that had four members and weren’t Kaiden’s nor Vaelira’s were told to give a member to Dorothy’s team as they had only two members remaining, balancing them out by having three people each.

After that, the hunt resumed. Knowing there were only a few minutes left until their turn came to guard the camp, Kaiden and co didn’t leave.

“Don’t you dare touch our stuff…” Vaelira hissed at the group as she stood, ready to depart. As Jack walked by, he bumped his broad shoulder into Kaiden’s with enough force to make him take a half-step back. The impact was solid, and his heavy armor added extra weight to the motion. It wasn’t an outright hostile attack, but a deliberate move, one of dominance and a silent challenge.

Kaiden didn’t react besides meeting Jack’s eyes and reaching for his axe’s handle. Jack had a smug grin as he continued forward without a word.

“What a lovely bunch…” Nyx said sarcastically before plopping her sensual behind on the table and reaching for a can of Coke.

“Khm!” Aria coughed into her palm while observing the item in the pink-haired beauty’s hands with squinted eyes.

“I sweated out like 50,000 calories in the past six hours, I need to replenish them! This scorching desert sun, combined with my medium armor, is going to be the end of me!” The Space Valkyrie wasn’t ready to heed her personal trainer’s words, not one bit.

“You don’t have to worry; your enormous fat reserves will keep you alive for months. You’re basically a camel,” Luna chimed in, receiving a “bleergh!” from Nyx as she pushed her tongue out in response.

Aria ignored the two kittens’ newest jabs. “You’ll just pee those unhealthy sodas out. You need real food, something with protein and carbs to actually restore your energy, not just provide a sugar rush.”

Nyx wasn’t receptive to her words of wisdom. “Let’s make a new rule, Princess… I’m truly grateful for your guidance, but so long as we’re inside a dungeon, you cease being my personal trainer. Deal?”

“Same,” Luna said while seating herself as far away from Nyx at the table as possible after grabbing a jar of N*tella and a spoon from the box of supplies.

“Haaah…” Aria sighed, but when Kaiden gave her plump butt a playful slap, she smiled happily and decided to go along with the girls’ wishes. She reasoned they had to have a way to deal with the stress of their situation.

She got a box of fruits for herself and Kaiden, which she began feeding her man after seating herself right in his lap.

“Will you join us?” Kaiden asked Elara after grabbing onto Aria’s sensual belly, finding his way expertly under her mage robes to her womb tattoo.

“I can?”

The girl’s dumbfounded expression told them all they needed to know about the customs regarding dungeon aides and relaxation time. She was expected to serve as their waitress while they rested. Not needing such services, especially not from this young girl, they quickly gestured for her to join them.

Elara nodded after a few seconds, with a minute upturn of her lips. “Thank you.”

She sat next to Nyx and began devouring a plate of chicken and rice.

The stream was already back in action, and Luna, who was sitting in front of Kaiden, started her own so the ladies could watch him eat… They had about 2000 viewers combined, while Vaelira’s numbers had climbed up to 40,000. Now that she was going to be fighting for the next six hours, her parents ran another bout of ads, and her social media managers made new posts promoting the stream.

– Feet Sniffer: Well, dungeon streams are not my cup of tea, but this one was not bad at all. Furthermore, damn you, Kaiden. My jealousy knows no limits.

– Failed Writer: I know the feel, dude… Big bro is feasting on a mango slice peeled and fed to him by his gorgeous gf, who seems to be attached to him at the hip…

– Divine Light: Love is in the air. It reminds me of my honeymoon with my wife. Those were my last peaceful days.

– Shadow Warrior: Oh! The grand elder is back!

– Divine Light: I was working.

– Thirsty247: Clearing a dungeon?

– Divine Light: Indeed.

– Shadow Warrior: Tell us about it!

– Divine Light: I won’t, but you may rejoice that my jewel sack wasn’t caught in the maw of a shitty water monster this time around.

– Kaiden’s Wife: Eww!! Stop talking about grandpa’s balls, I’m trying to enjoy the sight of Kaiden feasting!

– Princeless Princess: Yeah, the men are ruining the vibes… Maybe the chats shouldn’t be merged.

– Divine Light: I join and immediately get harassed by the lasses… I’m starting to think I never was quite the puss magnet I touted myself to be.

– Failed Writer: It took you a long time to recognize something so obvious, geezer.

– Divine Light: … You know what, I’ll just watch good old football and drink myself to sleep.

Divine Light donated 10 Chronos! Message: I’m too tired to watch; I’ll wait for the edited video. Good luck out there, and protect your ladies at all costs. You must.

“Naturally,” Kaiden nodded resolutely.

– Kaiden’s Wife: The heroic face of the Rosy Knight!!

– Princeless Princess: Why did my room become a sauna all of a sudden? Am I also in the desert?

– Lady Leia: Okay, that was all I needed. Damn, I erupted like a broken faucet.

“We’re eating!” Luna grunted with evident distaste after nearly choking on a spoonful of N*tella.

– Lady Leia: Sorry, ma’am, but your husband is just too hot. A hopeless bitch in heat like me had no hopes of containing herself. It was a natural bodily reaction.

“…”

“Your viewers are interesting…” Elara muttered with pink cheeks. Seeing that her bosses were chatting with their viewers, she decided to tune into the stream to know what the topic was. Her mind wasn’t prepared.

Their dungeon streams were supposed to be family friendly, anyone could access it. The awakened platform didn’t allow them to set age limits despite the morbidity of these streams. The only age limit was for adult (sexual) content, for which it was automatically set as 18+.

– Princeless Princess: You’re ruining the innocence of this sweet cutipie. I’ll mute you if you keep it up.

– Lady Leia: I sincerely apologize for my animalistic tendencies. I’ll do better from here on out.

– TouchGrass: The post-nut clarity has made Leia mistake herself for being a real lady. She’ll be back to her previous antics once her kitty comes off CD.

– Lady Leia: I would pretend to be outraged at the disrespect, but I know myself well enough to say that…

– Lady Leia: You’re Goddamn right.

– Lady Leia: Shush now, boys, I’m busy watching Kai munch on his food as if he were an adorable hamster. This activity requires all of my focus.

Kaiden and the girls laughed heartily at this eccentric woman’s antics, their hearts needed this lighthearted atmosphere to get over the horrors from before. They continued interacting with their viewers throughout their two hours of guard duty, after which it was time to farm XP for their second six-hour shift.

By the end of it, Kaiden reached level 12, and his status window looked as such. He gained 12 stat points per level-up on average, making him extremely happy with his gains.

[Name: Kaiden Grey]

[Rank: 2 – Budding Star]

[Class: Paragon of Sin]

[Level: 7 – XP: 11/7000] → [Level: 12 – XP: 8791/12000]

[Stats]

{Vitality: 23 → 38}

{Strength: 26 → 41}

{Agility: 25 → 40}

{Endurance: 25 → 40}

{Mana: 10}

{Magic: 10}

[Views: 1.35 million → 1.36 million]

[Fangirls: 106 → 108]

[Income: 220 → 221]

[Sinsworn Valkyries]

< Luna Aster >

< Aria Levander >

< Nyx Cosmos >

[Skills]

1. [Silent Casting] (???-tier)

2. [Monster Girl Subjugator] (S-tier)

3. [Adaptive Reflexes] (B-tier)

4. [Immune Cock] (D-tier)

5. [Harem Vision] (D-tier)

6. [Remove Her Inhibitions] (E-tier)

He distributed his 60 stat points evenly between the four physical attributes, giving 15 to each. By now, Kaiden was well above the previous peak of humanity that existed before the emergence of the mana apocalypse.

The greatest athletes had less than 20 points in their main attribute they’ve trained their entire career, marking him as a person who was a superhuman by all means of the word.

Sadly, his three system statistics didn’t increase much, as only adult content counted. What they achieved in this dungeon didn’t add to them, but it had a trickling effect. It allowed them to reach a new audience base that would hopefully watch Valhalla’s Sinners’ other types of content once the stream concluded.

After farming, it was time to rest for the night. They couldn’t leave the camp now, as they were over the level limit permitted to enter by the pesky dungeon gate. If they were to leave now, they wouldn’t be able to re-enter.

As soon as early morning came, they packed their bags and got ready to make the push through the desert toward the pyramid visible in the far distance. The four dungeon aides had it the toughest.

As the presence of fresh water and meals were all but guaranteed further in, they had to carry enough supplies that would last for days when twenty extremely hungry and thirsty people had to be kept fed. Tents and other camp supplies were included as well, though this time, these were much more utilitarian than the large, comfortable ones erected at the entrance.

The desert stretched endlessly before them, it was an ocean of golden dunes that constantly shifted under the eyes of the scorching sun. Above the horizon, the aforementioned pyramid loomed. It was but a dark, hazy silhouette that never seemed to get any closer, not even after an hour of constant walking in its direction. It started to feel like some cruel illusion that remained a distant mirage no matter their efforts.