Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 217: Chapter 216:MALACHI!!!!!!!!

”Oyyy!! Monkey brain! What’s got you so excited?”

”Fuck!!!! How?” Malachi screamed as my figure spawned before him like that of a ghost.

”Oh please, don’t tell me you actually believe you could outrun me? You can’t be that delusional.”

”Fuck off!!” He sped up, while I kept up effortlessly..

”Care to tell me what’s got you so excited now?”

”You... Haa.. forget it..” Malachi sighed, seemingly coming to terms with his fate.

”That’s the spirit, now spill it.” I urged him on..

”Urgh... fine.. I think I know who’s giving off the weird energy bird brain had sensed earlier.”

”I will gut you like a fish, you filthy monkey!” Leo snapped immediately..

”Jeez!! Sooryyy!!” The monkey groaned..

”If it were that bastard you wouldn’t say anything though?” He muttered under his breath..

”What did you just say?”

”Nothing! Nothing... yeesh..”

”Quite babbling, spill it, what do you mean you know who is giving off that foul energy?” I asked.

”I’m not sure yet, that’s why I’m hurrying, because if it’s that person, then I can’t miss this, now, move!!” He shoved me aside, blasting off immediately..

”Eat monkey dust you self centered bastard, hahahahahah!!!!”

”Haaa... he never learns, does he?”

”Expecting a monkey to be wise, is like expecting a human to not be greedy, both scenarios are essentially impossible.”

”Same way it’s foolish to expect a creature with identity crisis to understand when someone isn’t talking to him.”

”You bastard! I dare you to repeat it!”

”Useless chicken-cat.”

”Danteeeeee!!!!!”

Ignoring the flaring birdbrain, I spread my wings, figure cutting through the air as I made my way towards the direction Leo had pointed out...

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”You... do you know who we are!!!” A youth yelled in rage.

He was a handsome young man, but his face was currently pale with dread despite his facade of false courage...

”Ohh... I don’t, unfortunately, please, enlighten me.” An amused reply was all he got..

The voice coming from what was undeniably an ape.

But this ape, was different from the rest.

If the two massive, jagged horns protruding out of its forehead weren’t enough, the tail swaying playfully behind him and the two fleshy wings that were sprouting from its back would be indicative enough.

But if even those weren’t enough, then the horrifying amount of corrupted mana that was leaking out of him would be proof enough that this ape wasn’t normal by any stretch of the imagination..

Yet that wasn’t the most horrifying thing, no! Because that would be it’s aura.

The fact that the atmosphere twisting unnaturally in his mere presence said it all, this was a transformationstage expert, and not just a normal one at that..

”We’re from the Twilight family, we came here with young master Ripper, we only got separated because the young master wished to cover more grounds..”

”Oh my!! The twilight family... I’m soooooo scared.... Pft.. hahahahahahahahhahahaha....” The demonic looking ape mocked openly, laughter ringing out, amusement clear..

The handsome youth looked around, his face paling as he surveyed the wrecked landscape.

Bodies, piles of bodies, each one belonging to what were undeniably vampires, each one ripped cleanly in two.

The youth stifled a gag, ”you.. you monkey, if the young master finds out..”

”I’ll like to see what that brat ripper can do to me..” a cold voice interrupted the trembling youth.

”Eep...” the young man squealed in fright at the sight of the newcomer..

”Ahhh... brother bale, you’re back.” The demonic ape drawled..

”And you’re still playing with your prey, get this finished, I don’t have all day.” The new arrival, bale, grunted angrily..

He was massive, over 10ft tall, with tattered bat like wings, a ferocious goats head with massive fangs peeking out, his clawed hands looked sharp enough to rip apart whatever stood in his way, his hooved feet leaving deep imprints with every step, as he came to stand beside the ape..

”Oh my, so angry... you should work on your temper more, brother, it’s not good for your health, ahahahahaha...” the ape laughed, approaching the trembling youth..

”As for you, I’ll like to see what your twilight family will do to me after I rip you into two.” The monkey grinned, massive canines peeking out his mouth..

”Please... please... no... no.. noooooo!!!!”

RIIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!!

The monkey ripped the youth in two with its bare claws, organs spilling out grotesquely as the ape picked up an intestine, slurping it up like a noodle..

”Ahhhh... vampires do taste quite delectable.” The monkey grinned..

”Disgusting.”

”Oh come now, brother bale, you’re being too stiff..”

”I have no time for this nonsense, the Supremesanctum entrance exams are around the corner, I paid a ridiculous amount of points for a quota, only for that foolish old man to pull me out and get me to help you find some useless crown!” The goat headed demon huffed, the ground quaking at the simple movement..

”Ahahahahahahaha.... That’s because they trust your strength brother, they didn’t pull out any of those in the supreme sanctum precisely because they already considered you one, so worry not, we’ll be done with this before you know it and you can get back to preparing for your ascension to the Supreme sanctum !” The monkey flattered, as it seemed to have worked, the goat headed demon visibly relaxing...

Yet before either could speak another word!!

”AHA! I was right! It is indeed that bastard! Just my luck! Hahahahahahaha....”

A boisterous laughter interrupted their conversation, the demonic ape’s countenance turning sour immediately..

”This voice...”

”Yo, Dickface, Long time no see!!”

”Malachi...” the demonic monkey rasped, claws sharpening..

But before he could react..

”Hey, monkey, why are you so excited to see this guy?” Another voice sounded out beside the monkey, this one cold, indifferent..

”Why? Because this fucker is the joke of monkey society!!!”

”Joke? How?”

”This bastard has been parading around all his miserable life trying to convince everyone he’s a pure blood ape, whilst everyone knows his mother is a whore, she spread her legs for a demon, got cracked, then pinned the bastard on her spineless husband. Bahahahahahahahahha....”

”He’s exactly what you would call a Son Of A Bitch! Bahahahahahahahahaha....”

The monkey laughed, rolling midair, hands on his stomach, what was funny, I couldn’t tell..

”But what’s so funny about that?”

”It’s funny cause this bastard’s mother tried pinning his bitch ass on my uncle..”

”No... you’re not saying...”

”Yup!!” The monkey grinned, a proud expression on his face..

”This bastard’s mother got cracked by that old fucker of mine.. bahahahahahahahaa..”

”Then after she got cracked by a demon, she came and tried to pin that shit on my uncle, all whilst her bitch husband was begging her to oh please, my love, come home.”

”And what did your uncle do?”

”What else? Tossed her to the streets where she belongs!”

”Damn! That’s harsh!” Dante’s voice, once cold and unfeeling, now had a hint of amusement in it.

Pity? When demons were involved? Oh please...

”MALACHI. STONEBORN.”

”The one and only.”

”I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!”

”Ooof..that sounds like quite the punishment , but, the only dog I know of, brother..”

”DONT. YOU. DARE!!!!!”

”Is your whoring mom who can’t keep her hairy ass legs fucking closed... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

”MALACHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!”

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A/N: okay, no, this monkey is taking things too far, why’s he going off on bro like that? But damn, bros reputation is ruined, and he was acting all cool earlier too...

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