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Doujin Artist: ??? OMG, Deadpool, don’t turn off the live stream!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, why are you turning off the live stream?

Curly-haired Guy: That’s right, let everyone see your ugly side... No, let them see your heroic figure! See your unyielding struggle in prison!

Machete Girl: Haha, a heroic struggle.

Lazy Kitten: This is social death, definitely social death! He’s been arrested on the spot!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: His remaining life will be spent in the Shield prison.

This is an Actor: How pitiful, should I get Gin to play a suona for you?

Lazy Kitten: Haha, play a suona! I support it! I can’t stop laughing, my jaw is about to dislocate!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, you’re still gloating here? Your cute Wade is about to enter that dark and gloomy prison, and he won’t be able to eat delicious pancakes anymore! This is such a heartless thing, how can you still laugh?

Doujin Artist: Why can’t we laugh? It’s not like we’re the ones in jail.

Soul Society’s Villain: And you obviously brought it on yourself, none of the charges against you are false.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I think none of them are false, and they didn’t even say enough. What you did was anti-human.

Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, if Anzen-san hadn’t gone to save the day... your Earth would have really been finished.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: But I did invite Big Brother, shouldn’t that count for something? I haven’t even gotten them to give me a good citizen award, and this is how they treat me?

Doujin Artist: I think you’re dreaming.

A freaking good citizen award.

Eiri’s mouth twitched like crazy, her expression almost giving way. After doing something that almost destroyed the Earth, and he still wants a good citizen award? How thick-skinned is this Deadpool?

”Death God, is the target in this area?” The blue-haired girl next to her asked softly.

Their mission this time was to eliminate the ”man-eating ogre” near the coastal area. It is said that seven or eight nearby residents have been devoured by this ”man-eating ogre.”

According to the information given by the residents, this ”man-eating ogre” looks like a lizard with horns. It is huge, at least five meters long.

But there doesn’t seem to be any place nearby that can hide a creature over five meters long?

The blue-haired girl looked around, and all she saw was sandy plain, not even a small bump of a sand dune. What could be hidden here?

Whoosh.

Just as she was thinking this, the scene in front of her suddenly spun around. When she came to her senses, she realized that the Death God she admired was holding her waist with her left hand, and the two of them had already appeared tens of meters away from their original position.

”D, Death God...” The blue-haired girl blushed and froze for a moment. Just as she was about to say something, she saw a huge black shadow suddenly leap out of the sand in front of her. ”That, is that the man-eating ogre?”

A lizard with horns, it shouldn’t be wrong. But this size, it’s probably not just five meters, right? At least eight meters or even ten meters?

Looking at the huge monster in front of her, the blue-haired girl’s thoughts drifted. So the Death God knew its movements long ago? It seems she saved me? Should I, should I offer myself to her?

Thinking about it, the blue-haired girl’s cheeks turned even redder, and even the pupils in her eyes were about to turn into heart-shaped patterns.

Damn it, this woman’s illness seems to be getting worse.

Seeing the expression on her face, Eiri felt a chill in her heart. She subconsciously released the arm holding her waist and pressed her right hand on the hilt of her sword.

Swoosh.

A sharp blade of light flashed through the air. Bright red blood bloomed like a flower.

Clang.

Eiri sheathed her sword, and the ”man-eating ogre” in front of her froze, its head and neck split in half like tofu.

”So cool!” The blue-haired girl exclaimed with a lovestruck expression.

Oh man, this woman is really falling for me, isn’t she?

Eiri suddenly felt a huge headache, like she had really screwed up. If only she hadn’t laughed at Ruiko-chan, now she doesn’t even dare to pour out her troubles in the group.

She’ll be laughed at, definitely laughed at! What should she do now? How can she get out of this predicament?

The certain Death God who was completely covered in a cloak, looking very cool and awesome to outsiders, was internally wailing miserably.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: To be honest, Mr. Deadpool. You can really forget about this good citizen award, you can look forward to the foul-mouth award instead.

Machete Girl: Mr. Deadpool deserves the foul-mouth award, even Gin-san can’t compare.

Curly-haired Guy: What does that have to do with me? Gin-san, have I ever been foul-mouthed?

Doujin Artist: You should ask yourself when you haven’t been foul-mouthed. When it comes to foul-mouthing, no one in the whole group except Deadpool can beat you.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, how could he be my opponent? I’m officially certified, look at my nickname! I am invincible in this area, no one can defeat me!

Lin Fengjiao: You’re, pretty proud?

[Announcement: Congratulations to Soul Society’s Villain for completing the world mission and receiving a reward of 5,000 points.]

[Announcement: The group leader has obtained absolute control over this world, and Soul Society’s Villain has obtained management rights over this world.]

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, congratulations, congratulations!

Machete Girl: Awesome! Congratulations, Hana-jie, it will be easier to reshape the world now!

Soul Society’s Villain: It has nothing to do with me, it’s that Anzen’s Spirit King status has been unanimously recognized by the entire Soul Society and the Hollow World. To have accomplished this in such a short time is truly amazing.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Are you tempted? As long as you call me big sister for one hour every day, you can have it too!

Soul Society’s Villain: Okay, then you can practice swordsmanship with me for the other twenty-three hours.

Amegakure Village’s Angel:?

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Konan-jie feels very awkward.

Lazy Kitten: So true, Konan-jie feels very uncomfortable.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: This, I think we can discuss it. How about, I call you big sister... and I don’t have to practice swordsmanship in the future?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, Konan-jie, you’re selling out your sovereignty! Is practicing swordsmanship with Hana-jie that scary?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Why don’t you try it?

Lazy Kitten: Speaking of which, what exactly is this random teleportation thing? Big guys, has anyone studied it?

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