As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

This is an Actor: Well, I’m from Sichuan and Yunnan.

Lazy Kitten: No way, really? I’m also from Yunnan, Tongluo Lane, north of Yunnan, Rat!

This is an Actor: I live at number 14 Tongluo Lane Rat.

This is an Actor: Looks like we’re not just from the same place, but also neighbors.

Lazy Kitten: This, this is too much of a coincidence, right? My goodness, I feel like I’m dreaming! It’s more like a dream than seeing those big shots in the group!

The kitten’s fluffy tail swayed back and forth, showing the unease in her heart. The group owner who has a harem in the group is actually her neighbor. What kind of surreal magic is this?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I don’t dare to call myself a big shot. The real big shots in this group are An and Sister Hua.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right! Only Anzen and Sister Hua are the real big shots. We’re just filling in the numbers.

Lazy Kitten: Anzen? Ah, is the group owner the top student my mom talked about 12 years ago? Didn’t you go to Yanjing for further study? How... did you also travel through time?

This is an Actor: Yeah, August 2021.

Lazy Kitten: I’m January 2022, I fell into the sewer. The sewer at the entrance of Yunnan University. I woke up and became a cat.

Curly-haired Guy: What? Falling into the sewer can also lead to time travel?

Wig Guy: Gintoki, want to give it a try?

Curly-haired Guy: Forget it, forget it. I’m afraid I’ll meet a turtle with weapons and an eye mask. It’ll be hard to explain then.

Doujin Artist: Seriously, Ninja Turtles.

Lazy Kitten: Anzen... Big brother, which world did you travel to?

This is an Actor: You can just call me by my name, it’s okay. I traveled to the Naruto world with my real body.

Lazy Kitten: Ah! Real body time travel! And time travel to the Naruto world! I’m so jealous, super jealous! No wonder you can develop that kind of relationship with Miss Konan. Now I understand.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: No need to be jealous. Anzen wasn’t in much better shape when he first traveled through time. Although he has a human body, he didn’t have a good time in Konoha because he was a ”black household”. When he first entered the village Rat, he was almost beaten to death as a spy.

Doujin Artist: What? There’s such a thing?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: We didn’t know!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Of course you wouldn’t know, my dear never complains in the group. I only heard Tsunade say it later while doing land reform.

Machete Girl: Scary, it kind of颠覆认知 things.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But thinking about it carefully, it’s normal. After all, An is traveling with his real body. He’s all alone in Konoha. He would be targeted in the war era.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s not a matter of war or being targeted. Those Konoha Ninja were just venting their anger. This is what Tsunade told me personally. Anzen was just used as a tool to vent their anger at that time.

Lazy Kitten: This, this is too much!

Doujin Artist: The Konoha Ninja would do such a thing? Damn it, Anzen should have wiped them all out!

This is an Actor: That was just individual behavior, most Konoha residents are still friendly. Besides, those two are already hollows and have been killed, so let’s leave it at that.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think this ending is too good for them!

Machete Girl: My heart aches for Anzen.

Lazy Kitten: Become, become a hollow? Like the hollows in the Bleach world? Wearing a mask, eating people’s souls?

Doujin Artist: Of course, otherwise what other kind of hollow is there?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: The BOSS in Gintama also seems to be called Void. A silver teacher, the main body of Shouyo?

Curly-haired Guy: What main body? Gin-san, I don’t admit that Void and Shouyo-sensei are one! Shouyo-sensei was just eaten by this damn guy, the old man wants him to spit it out!

Wig Guy: That’s right! Even if he can’t spit it out, he has to pull it out! We will definitely rescue Shouyo-sensei!

Shark-Faced Guy: Pull it out...

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Your teacher will be very pleased to see your filial piety.

Lazy Kitten: But, how can there be hollows in the Naruto world?

This involves Qiluo Li’s knowledge gap, and she looks confused. Ninjas cultivate Chakra, and hollows are spiritual beings. There’s no point of integration between the two, right?

This is an Actor: Because, I am Aizen.

Lazy Kitten: ??? Blue, blue what?

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha! The kitten is scared stiff all over. Her neighbor from her previous life turned out to be Aizen.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hearing you say that, I suddenly want to see the newbie’s real photo! A kitten with a human soul, can you make a human expression?

Soul Society’s Villain: It should be theoretically possible, after all, cats also have facial muscles.

Lazy Kitten: No, everyone! What’s the matter with Aizen? Newbie begs for help! I’m so confused!

This is an Actor: Cheat, role-playing.

Doujin Artist: Well, Anzen, you actually revealed the bottom line directly! That won’t do!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I mean, I still wanted to play a little trick.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Want to play a trick, or want to do a prank? Ruiko, you’re really learning bad things from Eriri now.

Doujin Artist: Cough, please allow me to refute that.

Lazy Kitten: So that’s how it is. Anzen big brother has another cheat besides this group? Wuwuwu, tears of grievance are flowing from the kitten’s eyes. So, I’m not the main character!

Machete Girl: Pfft.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, cute kitten! You must not think that way! What does the so-called main character mean? Which kind of main character can be considered a real main character?

Lazy Kitten: Uh, what do you mean?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Trust me, you can also be the main character. Of course, first you need a camera! Also, you need to find another male cat.

Curly-haired Guy: Grass, cat film protagonist? That’s something to see, hey!

Lazy Kitten: Go to hell, you two scoundrels! Who wants to make cat films with a male cat? I’m human!

Wig Guy: But it might be a little difficult to find someone to make a film with you at your size!

Doujin Artist: Shut up, can you guys stop being so greasy? You can’t get away from your old ways after a few words, can you? If you want to make films so much, why don’t you just go and make them yourselves?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right, you three can all be the main actors. If that doesn’t work, Rati can help you make films.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: ?.

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