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Doujin Artist: Wow, This power!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The road next to it is collapsing, is it okay?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Heh heh, who do you think I am? I am the undying Deadpool! That little sweetheart, Death, can’t bear to take me back.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oops. Actually, I didn’t ask you, I wanted to ask if Tony is okay.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: ?

Machete Girl: Hahahaha! Deadpool asking this question mark, I feel like he took ten thousand points of damage!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, why?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Well, anyway, you’re immortal. Tony is different, his body is fragile.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Didn’t you ever think that my heart is also fragile? That damn bastard is clearly an outsider, but I’m everyone’s friend!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I don’t think our team needs a friend like This, who causes trouble.

Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, yeah! Saying the word ”friend” from your mouth is just the biggest insult to friends! If I were you, Gin-san, I would have killed myself already!

Doujin Artist: Good point, then why haven’t you killed yourself yet?

Whoosh.

The strong wind howled, and the smoke and dust in the screen also dissipated.

Deadpool knelt on one knee, using his two long knives to hold back the huge palm that the red skull was pressing down on. Tony, next to him, was also in a similar position, supporting himself with his arms.

”Oh, you’re still alive?” Turning his gaze to the side, Deadpool said sarcastically, ”It’s unbelievable, how did a doll like This survive?”

”If a gross voodoo doll like This can survive, what else is there to be surprised about in This world?” Tony retorted.

”Fuck, who are you calling gross?” Deadpool was furious, trembling all over. ”Do you believe I’ll go over there right now and tear off your damn mask, and pluck out your little mustache one by one?”

”I seem to remember you,” Tony said instead, ignoring him. ”You’re that guy from the Squirrel Bar two months ago, the one who hung out with Donald?”

”Crap, you only remember now?” Deadpool was even more angry, letting out a roar.

Although the two seemed to be arguing, they tacitly let go at the same time, and rolled to the left and right.

Boom.

The red skull’s giant hand slammed down, and the entire ground shook again.

”Hey, why do This kind of thing?” Tony floated in the air, flying to Deadpool’s side.

”My name is Wade, not ’hey’!” Deadpool glanced at him and said, ”And what I’m doing isn’t called ’This kind of thing’, it’s a righteous cause to eliminate imperialism and capitalists like you!”

”A righteous cause?” Tony looked at the terrifying and gigantic skull monster in front of him, then turned his gaze to Deadpool.

”Of course, there’s been a slight deviation.” Deadpool and Tony dodged the skull’s hand again at the same time. ”But no one can deny the righteousness of This cause, no one!”

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, I think you should shut up.

Soul Society’s Villain: What you’re doing now has completely deviated from the original intention and path, can you still call This righteous?

Curly-haired Guy: Smearing black, This is smearing black for all of us! I suggest kicking This bastard out of the group!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If smearing black gets you kicked out of the group, then you, Gin, would have been kicked out countless times.

Curly-haired Guy: That’s a different matter, completely different! I, Gin-san, have indeed done a few wrong things, but I absolutely didn’t go as far as him!

Wig Guy: Gintoki, I think your behavior of betraying your friends is also pretty outrageous.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn, don’t talk like you didn’t betray anyone!

Doujin Artist: Okay, I admit you’re all pretty outrageous. The lowest limits of This group have been shared by you few.

The discussion in the live stream was intense, and Deadpool and Tony’s battle against the skull monster continued.

”Damn it, This red candy is really tough.” Tony seemed a little frustrated as his continuous attacks had no effect. ”I knew I should have installed more powerful weapons.”

”Powerful weapons?” Deadpool glanced over, mocking without hesitation, ”Like your body odor extract?”

Boom.

As soon as he finished speaking, a Rat-sized shell suddenly hit the ground under his feet. The surrounding buildings collapsed, completely burying him.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, is This guy a sore loser?

This is an Actor: Have you ever considered that you might be too annoying?

Doujin Artist: How could he have considered it? If he had considered This question, he wouldn’t be Deadpool.

Lin Fengjiao: I have to say, Deadpool really deserves it.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: After all, the name ”mouthy little jerk” isn’t just for show, right?

Machete Girl: Oh, it looks like the Shield reinforcements are here.

On the screen, a black motorcycle sped forward like lightning. Just as it was about to get close to the Red Skull, it suddenly made a sharp turn.

Buzz.

The motorcycle slid forward, while the Black Widow and Hawkeye, sitting on the motorcycle, jumped off from the left and right as if they had rehearsed it beforehand.

Bang bang, two gunshots.

The Rat shells fired by the Black Widow instantly hit the motorcycle’s fuel tank, and a ball of flame shot into the sky, instantly covering the skull monster’s entire right arm.

At the same time, Hawkeye decisively drew his bow and shot an arrow. Two arrows with miniature explosive devices flew through the air and instantly hit the skull monster’s two eye sockets.

Rumble.

The explosive devices detonated inside the skull monster’s eye sockets, and two muffled sounds came out. The two purple-red flames in the skull monster’s eye sockets went out for a moment. But soon, they were ignited again.

”As expected, it had no effect?” Hawkeye narrowed his eyes, a hint of regret in his expression.

”Don’t worry, we have more powerful backup.” Black Widow stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.

Whoosh.

Just as she finished speaking, a shadow suddenly fell from above. At first, the shadow was the size of a normal human. But as it approached the ground, its body began to expand like a balloon.

Boom.

The green, huge body landed on the skull monster’s head like a cannonball. Even with its enormous size, it was knocked to the ground by This powerful force.

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