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Chapter 287: Chapter 287: Why don’t you lead the people to take the presidential palace?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, guys! You can’t do this. Give me one more chance! Even if young people make mistakes, God can forgive them!

Doujin Artist: That’s true. God will forgive you, but all we need to do is send you to see God first.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, I agree!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Too bad. With his life, he probably won’t get that wish.

Doujin Artist: I don’t believe it. Is there really no one who can kill him? Not even someone at Anzen’s level?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: True gods should be able to kill him. Laws and rules are unfair things.

Machete Girl: ? Why suddenly kill Mr. Wade? Did he do something that made the gods angry?

Curly-haired Guy: This fool streamed again, and he even streamed the killing of people. It’s just against humanity!

Machete Girl: Oh, my goodness! Mr. Wade, don’t you know that killing people will send you to hell?

Doujin Artist: Huh?.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Kotonoha, what’s with your tone?

Machete Girl: Cough, cough, never mind! I’ve just been influenced by Miss Janet these past few days, and I subconsciously imitate her.

Doujin Artist: You’re getting very close to that poisonous nun lately, aren’t you afraid of being sold out? Don’t say I didn’t warn you, those religious people aren’t good people either.

Machete Girl: Sigh. It’s not that I’m getting close to her, it’s that she’s been sticking to me lately, asking me to teach her ancient exorcism methods.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! Why are you guys just chatting like that? Listen to my request, please give me another chance! I promise I can do well in the future!

This is an Actor: Believe me, it’s best if you don’t do anything.

Big Bad Guy of Soul Society: Since Anzen thinks you’re not good, you’re probably really not good.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I’m not giving up! I will definitely become the most popular streamer in this group, no matter who tries to stop me! No matter who tries to stop me!

Doujin Artist: You can’t be the most popular streamer, but you definitely deserve to be called the stupidest streamer.

Wig Guy: Well, I think so too. Deadpool is somehow even more stupid than Gintoki.

Curly-haired Guy: Bullshit! Even if I’m stupid, I’m at least better than you, you crazy idiot! You’re just a social menace, you know that?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I’m curious, what is Kotonoha’s ancient exorcism method?

Machete Girl: It’s just that I killed that evil spirit with one strike the other day, or maybe it was a demon? Anyway, it’s the one I sent the photo of. I said it was an ancient exorcism method, an ancient method from the East. Miss Janet believed it and wanted to become my student.

Lin Fengjiao: That’s great, take a foreign student.

Machete Girl: What’s so great about that! How can I teach my Shinigami powers? I can’t possibly teach it!

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, you wanted to show off in front of everyone! Now you’re in trouble, she’s stuck to you, what are you going to do?

Big Bad Guy of Soul Society: It’s not impossible to teach, you can use spiritual energy transfer. Of course, you need to find the right spot, or she’ll die.

Machete Girl: That’s right, I forgot about spiritual energy transfer! Thank you for the reminder, Hua!

This is an Actor: Don’t just focus on the first sentence, forget the second sentence. Do you know how to do the right spiritual energy transfer?

Machete Girl: Then, isn’t it just stabbing her?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Kotonoha, you stabbed those people. Then why didn’t your Shinigami power transfer to them?

Machete Girl: Ah, that.

This is an Actor: The left ventricle, the center of the fourth rib. After stabbing, remember to pour in spiritual energy. Of course, you also need to consider her ability to bear it. If the amount you pour in exceeds her ability to bear it, her soul will break down.

Doujin Artist: Listening to you, I suddenly feel it’s so troublesome! And how do you control the amount?

Shark-Faced Guy: In the Shinigami original story, it seems like Rukia wasn’t so particular when she transferred to Kurosaki Ichigo?

This is an Actor: First, he’s the main character. Second, he has Shinigami blood. Third, Rukia didn’t have time to pour in spiritual energy, Kurosaki Ichigo absorbed it himself.

Machete Girl: Well, I’ll think about it more.

Lin Fengjiao: I’m curious about another thing. Do American ghosts have exact levels?

Machete Girl: Yes, the level division is very interesting. The most basic are ordinary ghosts. They don’t have strong fighting power, but they sometimes cause poltergeist phenomena. The higher-level vengeful spirits can pose a great threat to people. Ordinary exorcists can’t deal with some of the powerful ones.

Curly-haired Guy: I’m not listening, I’m not listening! These are all fake, all fake illusions!

Machete Girl: Since they’re fake, why doesn’t Gin come over here and take a look?

Curly-haired Guy: I don’t have any good feelings about American imperialism. I, Gin, will never set foot on that evil land in my life!

Doujin Artist: You’re saying it so righteously, but actually you’re just afraid of ghosts.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin, you’re so weak.

Big Bad Guy of Soul Society: Don’t interrupt, let Kotonoha continue. I also want to hear what strange characteristics soul beings in other worlds have.

Machete Girl: After vengeful spirits are evil spirits, this level requires many bishop-level exorcists to work together to defeat them. Even higher are demons. Their fighting power is sometimes high and sometimes low.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Why is it sometimes high and sometimes low when you go higher?

Machete Girl: Because demons want to kill people, they need to use touching a certain rule. For example, if you make eye contact with a certain demon for five seconds, you’ve touched its rule. Instant death.

Doujin Artist: I get it, the guy in the mirror you killed before was a demon?

Machete Girl: Yes. Some demons have very strange rules. Maybe humans will never touch its rules in their lifetime. These types don’t have much fighting power. And then above that are spirit demons. These only exist in records. According to church rumors, Satan is a spirit demon.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Satan is a spirit demon? Then what is God?

Machete Girl: According to Miss Janet, if there really is a God, why are there so many ghosts in the world?

This is an Actor: That’s interesting, this nun has figured it out.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hehehe! Look at me, look at me, stop paying attention to those stupid devils! Give me another chance to stream, guys! Believe me, I’ll definitely open your eyes! I promise!

This is an Actor: Then the question is, what are you going to do to open our eyes?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: As long as you give me a chance, I will definitely think carefully! I’m definitely going to be the best male streamer in this group!

Doujin Artist: How about I give you a suggestion? Why don’t you lead the people to take the presidential palace?

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