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Chapter 273: Chapter 273: Darn, This Nun is Poisonous

[Notice: Pretty Boy from Skull Island closed the live stream. This live stream had 11 viewers and lasted 11 minutes. The streamer earned a total of 121 points.]

Doujin Artist: Oh my, Anzen-san became God.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, God being Asian is so funny!

Machete Girl: But seriously, Anzen-san is pretty much the same as God now. He can change the whole world with a simple move.

Curly-haired Guy: Humph! God is nothing. Why should that old geezer be compared to our leader? Our leader is the real God, the real God!

Doujin Artist: Even though Anzen-san is really awesome, don’t overpraise him too much. There are so many gods in the universe. Don’t be so absolute.

Curly-haired Guy: What if I am absolute! Shouldn’t I praise our leader? I’m going to praise him to the skies!

Lin Fengjiao: Praise to the skies?

Machete Girl: It’s a phrase that means to praise something excessively. But I also think what A-Yin said is a bit too much, it’s almost like a subtle insult.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, I think so too. Praise is good, but too much praise can become an insult.

Doujin Artist: Actually, you can still see some signs of a subtle insult, but a hidden insult is the scariest! There’s no way to solve it!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What is a hidden insult?

Doujin Artist: They pretend to be like us and mix in with our group. When you come up with some good policies, they don’t outwardly oppose them. They just secretly sabotage them to make your good policies go bad.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Like when you want to reform the land, they kill the rich farmers?

This is an Actor: Mochou, that’s a good summary. Have you experienced something like that?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I’ve experienced it, many times. So that’s what a hidden insult is, it’s really hard to tell.

Doujin Artist: Right! So does that mean our Yin-san is a hidden insult?

Curly-haired Guy: Hey! I’m warning you not to say things like that. I, Yin-san, have no intention of insulting the leader!

This is an Actor: Don’t worry, I understand. Because I know very well that with your brain, you can’t pull off a hidden insult.

Curly-haired Guy: ...

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha! That’s true. With A-Yin’s intelligence, he really can’t pull off subtle insults or hidden insults.

Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, he just simply wants to suck up.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Thank you everyone for watching this live stream. Thank you everyone.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Rati, your thanks are way too late, aren’t they?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Sorry, I was just facing off against Godzilla. That old geezer is too unfriendly, I suspect he’s going through menopause.

Doujin Artist: ?

Machete Girl: Godzilla has menopause?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s probably an exaggeration, it’s impossible for him to actually have menopause!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Facing off, so you didn’t fight?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: We didn’t fight. I would never bully an old man.

Doujin Artist: What do you mean you won’t bully an old man? You just can’t beat him! You definitely can’t beat him! You’re really good at finding excuses for yourself!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I never knew Rati-san was such a showy pretty boy! You only learned the superficial things from Anzen-san!

Curly-haired Guy: Tsk. He’s just a gorilla, what do you expect him to know?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Okay, you don’t have the right to talk about him. At least he knows something on the surface, you don’t even know the surface.

Lin Fengjiao: Rati can’t beat him? Is Godzilla really that strong?

This is an Actor: It’s not that he definitely can’t beat him, he can beat him if he plays it right. In terms of defense and attack, Godzilla is much stronger than Rati. But his speed is a weakness.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: That’s what I think too! As long as I use my kung fu properly, Godzilla is definitely no match for me!

Machete Girl: By ”using it properly,” do you mean doing a Thomas spin in the air?

Doujin Artist: After the spin, you get instantly lapped, yay!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Then you shout in the group, ”Stop talking, come save me?!”

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, yes! Ruiko-chan’s description is very accurate!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: It was just a mistake, just a small mistake! I’ll be more careful in the future, believe me!

Lin Fengjiao: Rati, you should avoid fighting people in the future.

Lin Jiu said that from the bottom of his heart. He also thought that King Kong’s moves were ridiculous. If you’re going to fight, just fight. Why do you have to flip in the air? Isn’t that asking for a beating?

”Sigh.” Lin Jiu shook his head helplessly and sighed.

”Master, what are you sighing about?” Ren Tingting, who was by his side, asked curiously.

”It’s nothing, I’m just feeling a little emotional.” Lin Jiu looked up at the sky, his expression melancholic.

On the other side, Feng Manxiang stared at him with her watery eyes and said softly, ”Is the Taoist priest worried that this trip will be unsuccessful? I’m sorry for dragging the Taoist priest into this mess.”

”What are you talking about? My master would never ignore something like this!” Ren Tingting patted her on the shoulder and said with a serious face, ”This concerns the future of our China. We must not let those uncivilized people trample on our land!”

”In that case, I’ll leave those uncivilized people to you?” Lin Jiu glanced at her lightly.

”Master, I think we should discuss this matter in the long term.” Ren Tingting’s expression remained unchanged, still serious. ”Demons have demon rules, it’s not appropriate for us humans to interfere!”

”I really shouldn’t have taken you as a disciple.” Lin Jiu’s mouth twitched, his forehead covered in black lines.

Machete Girl: Pfft! A new neighbor just moved in next door and came over to say hi.

Doujin Artist: And then?

Machete Girl: Then she asked me if I wanted to go clubbing, saying there are a lot of good guys there.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What does ”guys” mean?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Probably like rich, handsome guys.

Curly-haired Guy: What’s up with your new neighbor? Is she a pimp?

Machete Girl: I said I had a boyfriend, and she asked me if I wanted to go to a bar to get high. She said she had connections and could get super strong liquor.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: She’s very enthusiastic, this neighbor.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Too enthusiastic, this person is definitely not a good person! Kotonoha-chan, be careful, girls need to protect themselves when they go out!

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Just kill them if you meet someone with bad intentions.

Doujin Artist: Don’t kill her, I bet this person is just a typical gangster from an American movie! Does she have a big gold chain around her neck and a gun in her waist? They’re all for show!

Machete Girl: No. She has a cross around her neck and is wearing a nun’s habit. She looks very innocent.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Curly-haired Guy: A nun? The nun I’m thinking of? Really?

Machete Girl: [Picture] Look.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh, this seems to be a real nun. There’s a church logo under the skirt buckle, this isn’t cosplay.

Doujin Artist: Holy crap, what the heck? Are nuns starting to pimp girls now? This country of America is unbelievable. This is poisonous!

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