As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 278: Chapter 278: Are you that Deadpool?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If I guessed right, you went offline because you were silenced, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think he definitely logged off. The flow of time is different inside and outside the group after going offline, so it feels very long.

Doujin Artist: Wait, hold on. Isn’t this about the flow of time! Pay attention to the main point of his words, the main point! What’s with eating all the insides, did this person really eat his own guts?

Machete Girl: No, no way, right? That’s fake, right?

Shark-Faced Guy: Maybe it’s true, there are all kinds of people in the countless worlds.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Could this new person’s name be Hannibal?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Who is that?

Doujin Artist: America’s most famous cannibal, he cooks human meat like ordinary food.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahahaha, that’s so funny! Saying I’m Hannibal? I’m laughing so hard my butt is splitting open. You sweethearts can try stand-up comedy! Maybe you can get a Golden Raspberry Award!

Doujin Artist: Who the heck wants that stupid Golden Raspberry Award! I know you can’t be Hannibal, he eats people, but he wouldn’t be as foul-mouthed as you!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Foul-mouthed? No, no, I’m not foul-mouthed! This darn name is slander against me, the biggest slander! In fact, both Elena and Minis call me sweetheart! I hope the sweethearts in the group can call me that too, thanks!

Machete Girl: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Curly-haired Guy: I can’t take it! I, Gin, can’t take it anymore! You damn new guy, you really have no shame! You can be called sweetheart? I think you’re more like an old iron wok!

Doujin Artist: Gin, weren’t you going offline? What’s that old iron wok thing?

Curly-haired Guy: I was going to log off, but this shameless new guy blasted me back! Old iron wok means his face is harder and thicker than an iron wok! Does this jerk have any shame at all?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Well said. But, I think you should ask yourself that question too.

Shark-Faced Guy: Speaking of shameless, you and this new guy are about the same.

Curly-haired Guy: What, am I as shameless as he is?

This is an Actor: Forgot? You used to say you were the most handsome guy on Kabuki Street.

Curly-haired Guy: Wasn’t I stating a fact?

Doujin Artist: Stating a fact my butt, your shamelessness is off the charts.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, yes! This guy is really shameless, he dares to say he’s the most handsome guy with his dirty curly hair? Even the pigs will laugh at you!

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, stupid new guy! You have no right to say I’m shameless!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hehehe, what’s this? Bullying? Just because I’m a cute and tender little newbie, you want to bully me? You want to spank my butt hard? But there are too many people who want to do that, it’s not your turn yet.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, this newbie is really something else! He’s changed my view of newbies!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I think I know what the prefix of his name means, he really is foul-mouthed, even more so than Gin.

Doujin Artist: Although I’m happy to see Gin being roasted, this newbie seems a little too arrogant! He hasn’t introduced himself yet!

Wig Guy: Self-introduction is the rule in our group, new guy, you wouldn’t really want to break the rules, right?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: To be honest, I’m actually best at breaking the rules! Especially when playing football in high school, I was known as the nut hunter? Or the ball buster? Fuck! It’s been too long, I can’t remember.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ...

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don’t even know where to start complaining about what you just said.

Doujin Artist: Nut hunter my butt, that’s toxic, right?

This is an Actor: You have 10 seconds, if you don’t finish your self-introduction, you’ll be silenced for 24 hours. @Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, hey! You can’t do this, you’re violating human rights! I protest, I protest!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: You have five seconds left.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! Wade Winston Wilson! My name is Wade Winston Wilson, a cute and handsome guy! I just turned thirty today, you have to light a candle for me!

Curly-haired Guy: Okay, how about I put up a picture of you dead? To have a special birthday party for you!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Sure, no problem! But I want a durian-flavored birthday cake, I can use it to feed your tender and juicy butt!

Curly-haired Guy: ?

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Gin is directly roasted speechless.

Machete Girl: So this newbie is really good, amazing!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Durian-flavored cake, can you really eat that? It’s scary just thinking about it!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The newbie hasn’t said what his job is yet.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey! Don’t be so rigid, sweetheart! The missing job part, that’s to give you a possible fantasy! Doesn’t that make me more complete?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: With all due respect, I don’t think so at all.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course not, because this completeness is only for adults! Read my lips, adults! Not like you, a curious girl whose body hasn’t even grown yet.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: We don’t need fantasies, honestly introduce yourself.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Okay, okay! For the sake of the angel, I’m a freelancer! I usually like to paint and sketch. I also write poems occasionally.

Curly-haired Guy: Painting with human blood, reciting poems in prison? Damn it, he’s obviously a vulgar jerk but he’s making himself out to be so elegant. You’re just extremely shameless, hey!

Lin Fengjiao: This new guy, is just talking nonsense.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I used to think Gin was the most unreliable person in the world, but I didn’t expect there to be someone even more unreliable!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! You guys dare to say my great Wade is unreliable? In our industry, you’d be beheaded, you know? My millions of fans will kill you! I guarantee it!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wait! Wade Winston Wilson? Are you that, Deadpool?

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