You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1360 (We Have a Child!)

‘You really donʼt regard me, your father, in your eyes. I guess Iʼll have to make you have a child as an apology!’

Ye Yan was taken aback. ‘Seriously? Still talking about heart-to-heart communication? You lied without batting an eye.’

”Yanʼer, you havenʼt even seen Chu Yuʼs face?” Qing Ya asked in surprise. This is too exaggerated, isnʼt it? Could this be true love?

Donghuang Li almost burst into laughter. ‘Can you two take it seriously? At least agree on a story before coming here.’

It seems they havenʼt agreed on a story.

In response to his motherʼs inquiry, Ye Yan could only brave it out. ”Mom, do I look like the kind of man who judges people by their appearance? I admire Chu Yuʼs inner beauty.”

“Pfft…”

Ye Liu couldnʼt hold back her laughter. Admiring someoneʼs inner beauty...

Ye Yan glared fiercely at his sister. ‘If it werenʼt for you, could I have done something like this? Begging her to impersonate being my girlfriend, what a mess.’

”Liuʼer,” Qing Ya whispered.

”Sorry, Mom, Liuʼer lost control,” Ye Liu apologised hastily. ‘Normally, I, Ye Liu, wouldnʼt laugh unless I couldnʼt help it.’

Donghuang Baizhi chuckled tenderly. ”Come sit down, Chu Yu, donʼt be shy. Since Yanʼer brought you home, youʼre already part of the family.”

Ye Yan breathed a sigh of relief, pulling Chu Yu to sit first. That was a close call.

At this moment, Le Jing kindly asked, ”Yanʼer, how did you two meet?”

”We...”

Before Ye Yan could finish, Ye Hua asked calmly, ”Liuʼer, did you know about your brotherʼs girlfriend?”

Ye Yan thought it wasnʼt good. ‘Liuʼer, the one whoʼs always playing tricks on me. If you mess up today, I wonʼt spare you even if I become a ghost.’

Ye Liuʼs mind sank. She quickly pretended to understand everything. At this moment, Ye Liuʼs intelligence was growing at the speed of a rocket. It turns out that when people lie, their intelligence increases like Einsteinʼs.

”I didn’t know,” Ye Liu said softly, giving a very good answer.

Ye Yan breathed a sigh of relief. ‘Thank goodness, she didnʼt trick me.’

Ye Hua asked, ”So, how did you manage to conceal it?”

Ye Yan was ready to speak.

”Yanʼer, I didnʼt ask you to speak. Let your wife speak,” Ye Hua said calmly, already regarding Chu Yu as his sonʼs wife.

This made Chu Yu a little embarrassed, but she followed the plan and spoke.

”It was two years ago. Yanʼer was on a journey at that time, and I encountered some bad people. Fortunately, Yanʼer appeared in time; otherwise, the consequences would have been unimaginable.”

Ye Hua sighed inwardly at Chu Yuʼs story. ‘Couldnʼt you two come up with a more interesting encounter? This melodramatic plot, your old man here gave up on it a long time ago.’

Ye Yan followed up, ”At first, I didnʼt have any feelings for Chu Yu.”

”Me neither,” Chu Yu immediately chimed in, sounding a bit petulant.

But this made Qing Ya and the others feel... these two are quite interesting, it seems theyʼre the type of bickering couple who secretly like each other.

Upon hearing Chu Yu refute his words, Ye Yan discreetly tugged at her clothes. ‘What do you mean? Why are you being contrary now?’

”But Chu Yu insisted on giving herself to me.”

”It was clearly you who kept pursuing me.”

Everyone: ...

How many versions of this story are there? Donghuang Li couldnʼt help but turn away. ‘Are you two just playing around?’

But in Ye Huaʼs eyes, this storyline was actually not bad, it had a bit of a twist to it. Letʼs continue...

”Who exactly was the one chasing after whom?”

”Him!”

”Her!”

It seems these two have really locked horns, disregarding what they agreed upon earlier.

Qing Ya looked at her son and his future daughter-in-law with a smile, feeling much better.

”Alright, Yanʼer, you should treat girls better, donʼt argue with her over everything, donʼt learn from your dad,” Qing Ya said tenderly, with Ye Hua joining in.

”Whatʼs wrong with me? Wasnʼt it you who pursued me back then?”

”If it werenʼt for Yanʼer, would I have come to find you?”

”If youʼre so capable, then donʼt come find me!”

Everyone was bewildered. As they continued arguing, Ye Hua and Qing Ya unexpectedly began bickering.

Seeing his parents arguing, Ye Yan felt extremely anxious. From the looks of it, they would only get louder and more intense!

He thought of changing the subject... What subject? What subject? The one theyʼre interested in!

”Mom, Dad! The reason I brought Chu Yu here today is because sheʼs pregnant!”

Ye Hua and Qing Ya immediately stopped, then looked at Ye Yan and Chu Yu with shock.

Not only Ye Hua and Qing Ya, but everyone else was equally shocked, their jaws dropping.

Donghuang Li was astonished. ‘Brother... youʼre going too far with this nonsense. Letʼs see when youʼll actually have a child!’

Chu Yu was also extremely shocked; this scene wasnʼt part of the plan!

Le Jing, upon hearing this, was overjoyed, her face immediately brightening. ”Pregnant? Thatʼs wonderful! Yanʼer is really amazing!”

Ye Hua couldnʼt be bothered to argue with Qing Ya anymore; he was more curious about how Ye Yan planned to have a child.

Qing Yaʼs expression changed instantly. ”Really? Youʼre not lying to Mom?”

At that moment, Ye Yan regretted... ‘Why did I have to mention pregnancy?’

”Itʼs true,” Ye Yan said helplessly. He had to keep up the act he started.

”Wow, when did this happen?” Qing Yutong asked curiously, directing her question towards Chu Yu.

Chu Yu didnʼt know what to say. That shameless Ye Yan! He must be seeking revenge on her!

But what could she do now? It was true what they say: one small lie leads to many more to cover it up.

”Itʼs been a month already,” Chu Yu said with a shy tone.

”So I brought her back directly,” Ye Yan added.

Ye Hua nodded after hearing this. ”Not bad, sheʼs pregnant. You two should work harder.”

Ye Shen was caught off guard and quickly said, ”Dad, Xianʼer and I are already trying.”

Under the table, Liu Xian pinched Ye Shen hard. ‘What trying? You liar! You tricked me into coming to your house, and then you claimed me…’

Ye Huaʼs offspring seemed to have a natural inclination towards possessiveness.

Donghuang Baizhi looked at her son, seemingly saying, ”Look at your brother, he only brings his girlfriend back after sheʼs pregnant. You should do the same.”

Qing Ya said softly, ”Chu Yu, since things have progressed to this point, can you take off your veil so we can all see you?”

With things having gone this far, what else could Chu Yu do?

Slowly, Chu Yu lifted her hand and removed her veil...

Everyone was curious to see what Ye Yanʼs girlfriend looked like, even Ye Yan himself.

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