You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1340 (Riddle)

”What should I do?” Ye Juetian rubbed his forehead. In the past, it was his own emotions that caused problems, but now it seemed that his elder brother was facing an issue.

It appears that everyone struggles with relationship problems, regardless of who they are. Gong Yue glanced up at her husband, pondering whether she should tell him about the situation with Yi Yi. In her heart, she wanted to share it with him since he had the right to know. However, reason told her not to, as the current situation was delicate, and revealing it might jeopardise the progress theyʼve made.

”Dou Fushi, go sing a song to liven up the atmosphere,” Jue Tian said softly. It was a moment that required some warmth, and they couldnʼt afford to let the mood remain sombre.

Dou Fushi had a naturally playful personality, which is probably why he was the go-to person when things went awry.

”Go sing a song,” Li Hun nudged her husband, ”Show off your playful side and make His Majesty and Madam laugh.”

Dou Fushi quickly left, aware that he needed to showcase his abilities now.

”Everyone, we can postpone singing for a while. I, Dou Fushi, want to share a riddle.”

The mention of a riddle immediately caught everyoneʼs attention. ”Go ahead, donʼt beat around the bush.”

Dou Fushi nodded with a smile and said, ”What grows hair as it grows older and sheds a layer of skin?”

He quickly added, ”Look at your expressions. Itʼs corn! Your minds are filled with unhealthy thoughts.”

The crowd fell silent, contemplating the growth pattern of corn. It seemed to make sense.

A chuckle echoed through the room.

All eyes turned to the source of laughter, only to discover that it was the girlfriend of the young master, Liu Xian.

Seeing everyoneʼs gaze on her, Liu Xian blushed like a burning flame. ”What are you thinking? Itʼs nothing...”

Ye Shen asked lightly, ”Xianʼer, what were you laughing at?”

”I... I wasnʼt thinking of anything.”

”Then why did you laugh?”

”I... I won’t say it, okay?” Liu Xian hid behind Ye Shen. What kind of place was this?

Well, this was an adult gathering.

Ye Huaʼs mouth showed a hint of a smile. Dou Fushi was indeed impressive. No wonder he was accepted as a disciple back then.

Seeing that His Majesty was smiling, Dou Fushi decided to exert even more effort.

Lie Gu was not convinced at this moment, ”Dou Fushi, if youʼre so capable, give us another one, and I can definitely answer it.”

Though Lie Gu said that, he secretly opened Baidu on his phone. However, Yue Hua directly took Lie Guʼs phone, saying, ”Alright, you answer one for me.”

”Yue Hua, which side are you on?” Lie Gu helplessly said, ”Are we still a couple? Is this how you play?”

Dou Fushi replied seriously, ”The next one is a bit scary. If it gets dirty, it can make you sick. It needs to be cleaned thoroughly.”

Everyone: ”...”

Believe it or not, the subordinates were actually discussing this, it was definitely a serious riddle, but they didnʼt know what it was.

”Big brother, do you know what it is?” Dou Fushi was quite arrogant now, even shouting towards Lie Gu.

Lie Gu pursed his lips, ”If youʼre so capable, just tell me the answer, stop babbling.”

At this moment, Ye Shen, holding Liu Xian, curiously asked, ”Xianʼer, do you know what it is?”

”I donʼt know,” Liu Xian hurriedly replied.

”Really donʼt know? Is there an answer in your head?”

”Ye Shen, if you keep being mean, I wonʼt like you anymore.”

”Haha.” Ye Shen suddenly realised that teasing girls was really interesting.

Dou Fushi helplessly said, ”You donʼt even know this. His Majesty said to use our brains... Itʼs contact lenses.”

Upon hearing this answer, the corners of everyoneʼs mouths twitched slightly.

However, just as Dou Fushi was about to continue, Gorefiend, wearing a white coat, walked out and respectfully said, ”Your Majesty, the food is ready.”

Ye Hua nodded, ”Alright, letʼs go eat. No one leaves until theyʼre drunk! Everyone, drink honestly!”

”Yes, Your Majesty!” Everyone shouted in unison. This was also the rule of the gathering; drinking had to be done to the point of intoxication. Only when drunk could the atmosphere be right. If you didnʼt get drunk, what was the point of drinking?

Liu Xian was a bit puzzled. Why did they have to get drunk?

Ye Shen thought it was an opportunity created by his father. If girls didnʼt get drunk, when would boys have a chance?

To achieve the goal of getting everyone drunk, Ye Hua specially ordered a unique type of alcohol. After all, the physical fitness of his subordinates was strong, and regular alcohol wouldnʼt affect them much.

Looking at all his subordinates gathered, Ye Hua felt a little more relieved.

Although his wives were sitting beside him, the feeling was still the same, cold and indifferent.Still, itʼs more enjoyable to watch a group of subordinates.

At Ye Huaʼs table were his wives and children, belonging to his family.

At the table of the Seven Deadly Sins, there were, of course, other subordinates.

Ye Hua poured himself a drink.

The subordinates noticed it was His Majesty pouring himself a drink, not the Madam serving him. In the past, the Madam used to be by his side, but now, that was non-existent. Forget about even thinking about it.

Itʼs clear that the current His Majestyʼs love life is not very blissful. Moreover, if it were His Majesty from the past, he would definitely take the time to teach, but looking at him now, he canʼt be bothered to teach anymore.

In essence, he seems to have given up on teaching.

”Everyone, a few words,” Ye Hua stood up and said in a deep voice.

All the subordinates raised their glasses, standing up and displaying a remarkable demeanour.

”Over the years, every annual gathering has been imperfect, but today is different. Everyone has come back without exception, and this deity is very happy and sentimental today.”

Pausing for a moment, Ye Hua continued, ”Happiness is naturally about reunion, and sentimentality comes from the rarity of the reunion. We are a team, but more like a big family.”

”So, for our big family, cheers!”

”Cheers!” The subordinates shouted in unison. The momentum was impressive; indeed, they were true alcohol enthusiasts brought up by Ye Hua.

Clearly, a single drink was out of the question. As the leader, being toasted by subordinates was as normal as it could be. In the past, Qing Ya would still try to intercept a few toasts, but now, that was non-existent.

Ye Hua didnʼt need it either, as he had become accustomed to it over the years.

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