You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1237 (Did You Spare the Pig When You Were Young?)

Dou Fushi looked at His Majesty and Qing Xu, paused for about 0.5 seconds, and the expression on his face changed from shock to grievance.

Then he suddenly hugged Ye Huaʼs thigh tightly, ”Your Majesty... this person... he... he... he humiliated me... Iʼm so miserable...”

Ye Hua frowned and looked at Qing Xu, ”I regret it a bit now. Can we go back to how he was just now?”

”It should be possible, it just takes a bit of time,” Qing Xu nodded seriously.

”Your Majesty, please... donʼt... I am your loyal subordinate,” Dou Fushi panicked. In fact, during these days of being manipulated, he still had consciousness. He had to take medicine every day and soak in insect baths—it was disgustingly awful.

”Alright, enough. Stand up seriously!” Ye Hua said calmly. Men crying and sobbing, what kind of appearance was that? Your wife went through a life and death trial for you, risking her life. Be a man!

Dou Fushi, feeling wronged, immediately stood behind Ye Hua, looking vigilant. This fatty was a demon-level figure.

”Your Majesty, should we take action tomorrow?” Qing Xu asked.

”If nothing unexpected happens, we will take action,” Ye Hua nodded. All the debts owed to the Donghuang Clan must be repaid!

Qing Xu naturally didnʼt object; he enjoyed grand spectacles and found it particularly satisfying to stir up trouble.

”Rest early; there should be a good show tomorrow.”

”Yes!”

Ye Hua extinguished the cigarette and entered the room. Surprisingly, the Empress had already fallen asleep.

”Donʼt make trouble.” Donghuang Baizhi whispered; today, she wasnʼt in the mood.

Ye Hua naturally understood. It was just a hug, but the Empress thought he was going to do something more.

Did he look like that kind of person?

She really underestimated him.

”Baizhi, tomorrow the truth will be revealed,” Ye Hua said gently.

”The truth is not that important anymore.”

”Thatʼs good. Can we...?”

Donghuang Baizhi struck him lightly, ”No, Iʼm in a bad mood. Unless you can cheer me up.”

”Whimper whimper, whim~”

Donghuang Baizhi: ”...”

As Ye Hua imitated a cute creature, Donghuang Baizhi burst into laughter. This rascal, when he acted cute, was unstoppable.

”Ye Hua, donʼt learn to be a cute creature like us.”

Donghuang Baizhi smiled bitterly, but she was also very happy. After all, Ye Hua was willing to act like a cute creature just to make her happy.

Ye Hua also felt a bit unnatural.”Is it okay now?”

The Empress pouted.

”That... Baizhi, this pouting doesnʼt suit you anymore. Itʼs a gesture for little girls, and youʼve outgrown that age.”

The Empress looked confused.

”Ye Hua! Go sleep on the floor! Donʼt touch me!”

Watching the Empress wrap herself in the blanket, Ye Hua looked bewildered.

Was there something wrong with what he just said?

”Baizhi, I was teaching you to mature a bit, not to be so childish.”

Donghuang Baizhi: ”...”

”Look at Ah Li, occasionally pouting, you canʼt do it anymore, youʼre too old.”

”Ye Hua! If it werenʼt for us, you would be a bachelor for life!”

”How is that possible? With a wave of my hand, a whole group of women.”

”Then go find your group of women, donʼt find me.” Donghuang Baizhi was getting infuriated.

”Too bad, not interested.” Ye Hua said seriously.

Donghuang Baizhi rolled her eyes in frustration. This bastard... openly saying such things in front of his own wife. If she were another woman, she would have started a fight with him long ago. Ṛ𝘢Ｎố𝖇Εṩ

Seeing the Empress not speaking, Ye Hua felt a bit bored. The long night was dragging on, and he couldnʼt fall asleep.

He had to do something silently.

”Wife.” Ye Hua whispered.

”What now!”

”I love you.”

Donghuang Baizhi: ”...”

For some reason, hearing those three words from Ye Hua made Donghuang Baizhi want to laugh.

This guy could infuriate you to death and, at the same time, make you burst into laughter.

”Donʼt think a few sweet words will make me forgive you!” Donghuang Baizhi said irritably.

”Baizhi, I canʼt sleep.”

”Get lost!”

Donghuang Baizhi felt a bit hypertensive; sooner or later, Ye Hua would give her a stroke.

Ye Hua couldnʼt figure it out. How could she be smiling one second and angry the next? It never happened like this before.

”Wife.”

”Donʼt talk!”

”So boring.”

”Go amuse yourself.”

Ye Hua: ”...”

Ye Hua fell silent.

Donghuang Baizhi was a bit puzzled. Why did this guy suddenly stop talking? Was he angry?

Hmph, just because youʼre angry, donʼt think Iʼll come and comfort you!

”Wife, did you ever raise pigs when you were a child?” Ye Hua suddenly asked.

Donghuang Baizhi rolled her eyes and replied irritably, ”Never did!”

”Wife, youʼre so perverted, not even sparing the pigs.” [fàng zhū can mean both ”raising pigs” and ”sparing pigs”.]

Donghuang Baizhi paused for a moment, then flipped over, pinning Ye Hua down, ”Ye Hua! Youʼre tricking me!”

”Hahaha.” Ye Hua burst into hearty laughter; tricking his wife was quite amusing.

”Youʼre still laughing? Iʼll hammer you to death!”

Ye Hua grabbed the Empressʼs hands and executed a perfect somersault.

Then things naturally progressed.

The next morning, Ye Hua and Donghuang Baizhi woke up early. Ye Hua changed into the guard uniform, looking handsome in anything.

Donghuang Baizhi also dressed up, stunningly beautiful. Ye Hua felt proud, having enjoyed the night before.

Seeing the look in Ye Huaʼs eyes, Donghuang Baizhi had no idea what he was thinking.

It seemed that the Empress now understood Ye Hua very well.

Walking out of the door, Wenwen approached dressed in a maidʼs outfit, while Qing Xu and Dou Fushi were also in guard uniforms.[wan]

Donghuang Fei and Donghuang Qingrou walked slowly towards them.

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