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Chapter 1226 (Playing With Poison!) · Nov 06, 2026

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1401 Chapter 1225 (Hammer Him!) 2026-11-06
1402 Chapter 1226 (Playing With Poison!) 2026-11-06
1403 Chapter 1227 (High-Difficulty Operation) 2026-11-06
1404 Chapter 1228 (Laxative) 2026-11-06
1405 Chapter 1229 (Dreamland) 2026-11-06
1406 Chapter 1230 (Dealing with the Donghuang Clan) 2026-11-06
1407 Chapter 1231 (Call Your Boss Out) 2026-11-06
1408 Chapter 1232 (What is Your Purpose?) 2026-11-06
1409 Chapter 1233 (Younger Brother and Older Brother) 2026-11-06
1410 Chapter 1234 (Too Chaotic) 2026-11-06
1411 Chapter 1235 (Family Secrets) 2026-11-06
1412 Chapter 1236 (Your Majesty, You Said That Before) 2026-11-06
1413 Chapter 1237 (Did You Spare the Pig When You Were Young?) 2026-11-06
1414 Chapter 1238 (Senior Uncle) 2026-11-06
1415 Chapter 1239 (The Empress Is Mine) 2026-11-06
1416 Chapter 1240 (Calling Mom?) 2026-11-06
1417 Chapter 1241 (Intentions) 2026-11-06
1418 Chapter 1242 (The Real Reason) 2026-11-06
1419 Chapter 1243 (Marrying You in the Next Life) 2026-11-06
1420 Chapter 1244 (Do You Really Think I Dare Not?) 2026-11-06
1421 Chapter 1245 (Beat You to Death) 2026-11-06
1422 Chapter 1246 (A Loser) 2026-11-06
1423 Chapter 1247 (Heʼs a Spy!) 2026-11-06
1424 Chapter 1248 (Mother Is Dancing Square Dance) 2026-11-06
1425 Chapter 1249 (It Was Better Before) 2026-11-06
1426 Chapter 1250 (Formations) 2026-11-06
1427 Chapter 1251 (The Mighty Temple Master) 2026-11-06
1428 Chapter 1252 (A Talented Individual) 2026-11-06
1429 Chapter 1253 (Drama Queen) 2026-11-06
1430 Chapter 1254 (Monkey Performance) 2026-11-06
1431 Chapter 1255 (Pitiful Temple Master) 2026-11-06
1432 Chapter 1256 (His Majesty Will Praise Himself) 2026-11-06
1433 Chapter 1257 (Thereʼs a Difference Between His Majesty and the Temple Master) 2026-11-06
1434 Chapter 1258 (Thereʼs a Strong Guy Here) 2026-11-06
1435 Chapter 1259 (Grand Prize) 2026-11-06
1436 Chapter 1260 (The Realm of Eye Contact) 2026-11-06
1437 Chapter 1261 (Showdown) 2026-11-06
1438 Chapter 1262 (This Deity Has Long Seen Through Everything) 2026-11-06
1439 Chapter 1263 (Your Majesty vs. Temple Master) 2026-11-06
1440 Chapter 1264 (Ye Hua Gets Hit) 2026-11-06
1441 Chapter 1265 (The End of the Nine Provinces and Five Seas) 2026-11-06
1442 Chapter 1266 (Impossible to be Serious) 2026-11-06
1443 Chapter 1267 (Stop Talking Nonsense, Letʼs Use Ultimate Moves) 2026-11-06
1444 Chapter 1268 (The Final Showdown) 2026-11-06
1445 Chapter 1269 (Fragility) 2026-11-06
1446 Chapter 1270 (The Temple Master Is Playing Again) 2026-11-06
1447 Chapter 1271 (Suicide) 2026-11-06
1448 Chapter 1272 (Youʼll Die Too) 2026-11-06
1449 Chapter 1273 (Wrapping Up After the Battle) 2026-11-06
1450 Chapter 1274 (Finally Gathered) 2026-11-06

Chapter 1226 (Playing With Poison!)

ʼIn this cultivation world, donʼt you even know how to play rock-paper-scissors? Why are you so weak, letting others win twice, and this time even getting your head knocked crooked?ʼ

ʼYou have no shame; I still have some dignity!ʼ

Donghuang Baizhi has never seen such a game. If it were an ordinary person, they would probably have turned into minced meat with that last blow.

But Dou Fushi only had his head tilted. It seems that Ye Huaʼs subordinate is really strong.

Watching Dou Fushi being ruthlessly hammered like this, the people around couldnʼt help but gasp; it was simply too brutal.

If it were me, my head would have been smashed off with that last hit!

Meng Yao felt like this wasnʼt a game at all; it was like trying to beat the opponent to death.

Donghuang Qingrou, who won two rounds in a row, was very excited. ʼThis game is really good; when I go back to the clan, I can let the disciples play.ʼ

Especially at the moment of victory, the satisfaction of beating the opponent to death is indescribable.

Dou Fushi slowly raised his head, staring intensely at Donghuang Qingrou in front of him, the veins on his forehead bulging.

However, the match continued.

The two continued.

”Rock! Scissors! Step!”

Peopleʼs mouths twitched; that purple-eyed man was really unlucky.

Has he never won at rock-paper-scissors?

He lost again!

Now Donghuang Qingrou can skillfully control the power of the hammer. It didnʼt break just now, and now he can continue to increase the force.

Dou Fushi looked unbelievably at his scissors. ʼWhy did this guy continuously throw three rocks in a row? Is he a devil?ʼ

Yes, Donghuang Qingrou threw three rocks in a row, and Dou Fushi threw three scissors in a row!

This is not only a duel of reflexes and strength but also a battle of intelligence.

Qing Xuʼs face turned a bit dark. ʼThis idiot, canʼt you change it up? Throwing three scissors in a row?ʼ

Ye Hua shook his head; even though Dou Fushi has become stronger under Qing Xu, his silly personality hasnʼt changed.

Donghuang Baizhi also shook her head. ʼThis Dou Fushi is really a fool; canʼt he change it?ʼ

Donghuang Qingrou is now very proud, as if he has already won completely. Instantly picking up the hammer, he directly smashed it down!

This time, Dou Fushi didnʼt even have a chance to pick the black pot.

Boom!

Donghuang Qingrouʼs hit was heavy; Dou Fushiʼs head was knocked into the ground!

Everyone watching felt the pain.

Meng Yao felt that Donghuang Qingrouʼs strength had improved a lot, which shouldnʼt have been the case initially. How did it suddenly increase so much? Ꞧα𝐍ổ₿Е𝙎

At this moment, Ye Hua said to Donghuang Baizhi behind him, ”Shall we play this at home too?”

”Sure.”

”Then itʼs settled.” Ye Hua smiled mysteriously, making it clear that the concept of a wife did not exist for him.

Donghuang Baizhi didnʼt expect Ye Hua to be so indifferent even when playing; he completely didnʼt see her as his wife.

Dou Fushi pulled his face out, leaving a clear face imprint on the ground, with a bit of blood.

Because Dou Fushiʼs nose was bleeding, his hairstyle was messy. The original crew cut had turned into a pot lid.

Looking at Donghuang Qingrou, holding the hammer and swaggering around, it was a bit provocative.

Ye Hua said calmly, ”Keep a low profile.”

”Okay!” Donghuang Qingrou shouted loudly, slowly sitting down and placing the hammer neatly beside him.

ʼI didnʼt expect that hitting someone with a hammer would feel so satisfying, like a spiritual sublimation. Why didnʼt I notice it before?ʼ

Qing Xu was feeling uncomfortable now and shouted, ”Win a round for me!”

Dou Fushi heard it, his face solemn, but nodded.

The match continued.

”Rock! Scissors! Paper!”

Swish!

Two hands appeared!

People were surprised. What...

Never expected that Dou Fushi still threw scissors!

But Donghuang Qingrou turned into paper!

Donghuang Qingrou quickly picked up the black pot in front of him and placed it on his head triumphantly. Can you match my speed?

However, people soon noticed the difference.

Dou Fushiʼs speed was not very fast, but the whole person became ferocious. His face seemed to be laughing and crying at the same time.

Donghuang Qingrou looked at Dou Fushiʼs expression and was a bit puzzled!

At this moment, Dou Fushiʼs aura gradually increased, and a strong wind formed around his body.

Dou Fushi gripped the hammer, his face ferocious and terrifying.

”Youʼre dead!”

Boom!

A strong murderous aura emanated from Dou Fushi, and Donghuang Qingrou seemed to see a giant, bloodthirsty mouth appearing behind Dou Fushi.

It was as if a demon had opened the gates of hell.

Fierce killing intent swept through the scene. Dou Fushi raised the hammer high, and that deathly gaze seemed to be telling Donghuang Qingrou, ”Iʼm going to crush you into minced meat!”

The tremendous pressure made Donghuang Qingrou feel that this guy had gone mad! He would rather shatter the hammer than let him survive! This was a foul!

Qing Xu was smiling at this moment. In fact, the game rule is simple: whoever survives, wins!

Ye Huaʼs expression remained calm.

But Donghuang Baizhi was different. This Dou Fushi had actually committed a foul!

The people around were astonished. If Donghuang Qingrou had done the same earlier, the purple-eyed man would have been crushed countless times.

They were too young.

Meng Yao didnʼt know what to say now. This was too childish and reckless.

As Dou Fushi raised the hammer, Donghuang Qingrou felt doomed!

Boom! Boom! Boom!!!

This hammer fell, and the entire Celestial Peaks seemed to shake. The huge compass cracked as if it was about to break apart.

And Donghuang Qingrouʼs position had turned into a deep pit.

The hammer in Dou Fushiʼs hand was gone, clearly shattered.

This was terrifying; if he had been hit in the head, it would surely have turned into minced meat.

Donghuang Qingrou floated in the air, touching his chest. ʼThis scoundrel! He broke the rules just to try and kill him!ʼ

Ye Hua calmly said, ”You lost.”

However, the rule was whoever could break the otherʼs hammer first wins!

In order to defeat Donghuang Qingrou, Dou Fushi didnʼt hesitate to break his hammer, but unfortunately, Donghuang Qingrouʼs speed seemed even faster.

Qing Xu said with a smile, ”No, no, no. Your person has escaped.”

”Oh? How should we count it then?”

”Letʼs call it a draw.”

Ye Hua nodded without offering too much explanation.

Dou Fushi slowly walked back, and Donghuang Qingrou was enjoying himself, sitting on the side.

The whole scene quieted down again. What were these two freaks going to do?

”It seems we have to step in,” Qing Xu said calmly.

Ye Hua, never one to back down, nodded, ”Alright, itʼs our turn.”

”But letʼs not play with strength. How about we try something else?” Qing Xu suggested.

”Sure, the game just now was my idea. Now itʼs your turn,” Ye Hua replied generously, allowing the other side to come up with the challenge.

Qing Xu didnʼt hesitate either and said casually, ”Letʼs play with poison then.”

Ye Hua was slightly surprised; this was Qing Xuʼs specialty.

Playing with poison meant each side would concoct a poison, and then they would make the other person swallow it.

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