You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 883 (Eat To Prove Your Love)

”You either kill me directly or tell me the whereabouts of that girl with twin ponytails.” Yang Haotian shouted angrily at Wei Chang. He wasnʼt afraid of death now! ʼPlay however you want, even if I die. Without the assistance of the system, Iʼd rather die.ʼ

”Then tell me why,” Wei Chang asked calmly.

For some reason, Yang Haotian felt that this man seemed to be protecting the girl with twin ponytails. ʼCould it be?ʼ

ʼHer old man!ʼ

ʼVery possible! He looks about the right age. If itʼs really her dad, then Iʼm in luck.ʼ

Yang Haotian had a sudden inspiration, ”Because I love her!”

When Wei Chang heard Yang Haotianʼs words, his gaze gradually widened, as if he had seen a ghost.

”What did you just say?” Wei Chang was shocked. ʼDid this man break into the imperial palace of the Voidless Empire in the middle of the night just to confess to Ye Zizi?

Damn! This young man is amazing!ʼ

Yang Haotian clearly saw the shock, a shock from a father.

”Thatʼs right! I love her, so I came! Whether itʼs a dragonʼs den or a tigerʼs lair ahead, I, Yang Haotian, am crazy for love!” Yang Haotian looked up slightly, at a 45-degree angle, as if narrating a romantic story that could bring tears to peopleʼs eyes.

Ugh~

Suddenly, a dry heave echoed in the air.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips. What he just said seemed a bit overboard, too cheesy.

But for the red envelope, let it be cheesy. Anyway, itʼs like this now, and heʼs ready to die.

Wei Chang suddenly burst into laughter, ”Little brother, I can tell you where she is.”

”Really!” Yang Haotian immediately became excited. He was right; this must be the wise father.

”Of course, but I want to ask, how deep is your love for her?” Wei Chang curiously asked.

”I...”

Before Yang Haotian could finish, Wei Chang interrupted him, reaching into his pants and groping.

Seeing his father-in-lawʼs move, Yang Haotian was a little distracted. What on earth does this mean?

This move is too hasty.

Wei Chang pulled out a large insect with numerous legs like a centipede. It had a black shell, two antennae on its forehead, and many tiny eyes. If someone with entomophobia saw these tiny eyes, they would definitely feel nauseous. These eyes moved irregularly, covering the entire cheek, making it creepy.

Yang Haotian, who considered himself quite tough as a Dou Zun, couldnʼt help but feel nauseous. This was the most disgusting insect in the world.

”This is called the Bilionix. Itʼs harmless and non-toxic. Although it looks a bit disgusting, it tastes good.” Wei Chang smiled slightly. The Bilionix in his hand was at least the size of two palms, like a doll. Even a doll wouldnʼt be so disgusting. [Bilionix: One with a billion legs]

Yang Haotian dry heaved, saying the taste was good. Who would eat this thing?

Wei Chang extended the Bilionix and said softly, ”How deep your love is for her will determine how cleanly you eat it. I will then tell you her location, and I guarantee no one will stop you.”

How deep your love is, how much you eat. Yang Haotian suddenly regretted...

ʼBetter to be beaten up or even tied up in an Asian bondage style; but eating this thing?

Are you serious!ʼ

”Canʼt I eat something else?” Yang Haotian weakly asked.

”The opportunity is given to you. You better seize it, or else today... hehe...” Wei Chang said in a low voice, his tone filled with a warning.

As Wei Changʼs words were spoken, Yang Haotianʼs face turned ugly. ʼThis thing looks disgusting; how can I eat it?ʼ

ʼThis is simply like a giant dung beetle.ʼ

Above the void, everyone is present, including Lie Gu and Jue Tian, except for Ye Zizi.

”I swear, Wei Chang is bringing disgusting things again.” Lie Gu couldnʼt help but comment.

”Letʼs guess, will this guy eat it or not, and how?” Brittany spoke up with a playful tone.

”He probably wonʼt eat it; itʼs too disgusting.” Zi Shan muttered, not even wanting to look at that bug.

”I think so too. If he really eats it, thatʼs true love.” Xun Fang murmured, looking at the bug seemed quite hopeless.

Lu Hong sighed softly, ”This guy is really pitiful.”

”Yeah, falling for Ye Zizi, my goodness, and even falling in love.” Dou Fushi couldnʼt understand; Ye Zizi is like a demon king, and this guy feels like heʼll be beaten to death.

”Itʼs interesting; Iʼm curious about Ye Ziziʼs expression.” Kai Yun is curious about how Ye Zizi will react when a man suddenly declares his love. It seems quite amusing.

Yue Hua, however, said with a smile, ”But this man is quite courageous. Knowing itʼs a dead end, he still came to find Ye Zizi. Admirable courage.”

”Bravery of a common man.” Luo Hu lightly laughed, gently shaking the folding fan in his hand.

Down below, Yang Haotian was unaware that his every move was being observed, and he was currently struggling in his heart.

”Decide quickly; once you eat it, you can leave.” Wei Chang patted the head of the Bilionix, his smile full of amusement.

”I... Canʼt I change it for something else?”

”Do you really want to change it?” Wei Chang asked with a wicked smile.

Seeing Wei Changʼs wicked smile, Yang Haotian immediately shook his head, ”No need, no need to change.”

ʼWho knows if youʼll get something even more disgusting later; thereʼs no normal person here.ʼ

”Iʼll eat it!” Yang Haotian gritted his teeth. For the red envelope, he had become more and more shameless.

”Very good; it shows your love is truly deep.”

ʼDeep my ass! To hell with love. I just want to get the red envelope. For the red envelope... I can do all kinds of things, utterly shameless things.ʼ

”Catch.” Wei Chang threw the Bilionix towards Yang Haotian.

Even the people standing in the void instinctively leaned back, as if the bug was being thrown at them.

Even Yang Haotian had the same reaction, but he had to reach out and catch it.

This catch made his scalp numb; countless legs crawled in his hands, especially the Bilionix looking at him with its countless eyes, making people collapse.

Yang Haotianʼs heart was in pain. There were even hairs on the shell. Oh God... With hair on it, Yang Haotian could even imagine that biting it would make the green liquid squirt out, or some other disgusting substance.

”Can I roast it first?” Yang Haotian weakly asked.

”Roasting it would remove its nutrition; itʼs good for your body to eat it raw.”

ʼGood for my ass! You old bastard, this is really bad.ʼ

Yang Haotian took a deep breath, looking at the Bilionix in his hand. Should he start eating from the head or from the butt?

”Can I spit out the internal organs?” Yang Haotian curiously asked.

”No, those are nutritious.” Wei Chang chuckled lightly; the Bilionix indeed was a nutritious food.

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