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Chapter 879 (Someone Wants to Touch Ye Ziziʼs Butt) · Nov 06, 2026

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1051 Chapter 875 (Where Are the People?) 2026-11-06
1052 Chapter 876 (The Mischief-Making Team) 2026-11-06
1053 Chapter 877 (Stuck on Ye Ziziʼs Butt) 2026-11-06
1054 Chapter 878 (Donʼt Mess with Me, Iʼm Sincere) 2026-11-06
1055 Chapter 879 (Someone Wants to Touch Ye Ziziʼs Butt) 2026-11-06
1056 Chapter 880 (The Palace is Ruined) 2026-11-06
1057 Chapter 881 (Letʼs Play Landlord) 2026-11-06
1058 Chapter 882 (Too Much Bullying) 2026-11-06
1059 Chapter 883 (Eat To Prove Your Love) 2026-11-06
1060 Chapter 884 (Crunch) 2026-11-06
1061 Chapter 885 (Sweet Honey, You Smile So Sweetly) 2026-11-06
1062 Chapter 886 (Who Participated!) 2026-11-06
1063 Chapter 887 (Frustrated Ye Zizi) 2026-11-06
1064 Chapter 888 (I Want The Red Packet!) 2026-11-06
1065 Chapter 889 (Playing with Fire) 2026-11-06
1066 Chapter 890 (Truly Audacious) 2026-11-06
1067 Chapter 891 (Poisonous…) 2026-11-06
1068 Chapter 892 (Aquapolis) 2026-11-06
1069 Chapter 893 (Meeting Old Acquaintances Again) 2026-11-06
1070 Chapter 894 (All Disasters Are Caused By Beautiful Women) 2026-11-06
1071 Chapter 895 (Wedding Scene) 2026-11-06
1072 Chapter 896 (Seeing Ghosts) 2026-11-06
1073 Chapter 897 (You Canʼt Climb) 2026-11-06
1074 Chapter 898 (I, Qi Xuewen, Wonʼt Fall for It) 2026-11-06
1075 Chapter 899 (Dividing the Beauties) 2026-11-06
1076 Chapter 900 (The Appearance of the Clan Heads) 2026-11-06
1077 Chapter 901 (Scared Silly) 2026-11-06
1078 Chapter 902 (Disparity in Strength) 2026-11-06
1079 Chapter 903 (Unleashing the Ultimate Move!) 2026-11-06
1080 Chapter 904 (Blood Loss) 2026-11-06
1081 Chapter 905 (Killing Intent) 2026-11-06
1082 Chapter 906 (Sword) 2026-11-06
1083 Chapter 907 (Heavenʼs Sealed Chronicle of Spirits) 2026-11-06
1084 Chapter 908 (Abyssal Sea Demon) 2026-11-06
1085 Chapter 909 (Disaster Strikes) 2026-11-06
1086 Chapter 910 (Calamity From The Heaven) 2026-11-06
1087 Chapter 911 (Annihilation) 2026-11-06
1088 Chapter 912 (Purgatory Four Gates) 2026-11-06
1089 Chapter 913 (Your Son Is Going to Explode) 2026-11-06
1090 Chapter 914 (Rock, Paper, Scissors) 2026-11-06
1091 Chapter 915 (A Desperate Battle) 2026-11-06
1092 Chapter 916 (Are You Here to Make a Joke?) 2026-11-06
1093 Chapter 917 (I Am Ren Yao!) 2026-11-06
1094 Chapter 918 (Really Amazing) 2026-11-06
1095 Chapter 919 (A Hint of Horniness) 2026-11-06
1096 Chapter 920 (Adopting the Posture of a Guardian) 2026-11-06
1097 Chapter 921 (Obedient) 2026-11-06
1098 Chapter 922 (My Hair Will Grow Back) 2026-11-06
1099 Chapter 923 (You Bastard) 2026-11-06
1100 Chapter 924 (Acting Must Be in Place) 2026-11-06

Chapter 879 (Someone Wants to Touch Ye Ziziʼs Butt)

So!

Encountering others, one could only kneel down, presenting oneʼs own knees to show how sincere one was.

”What urgent matter do you have? Donʼt you know this is the imperial palace! Intruding is a capital offence!” Yi Hong said sternly. This was the first man daring to intrude into the imperial palace.

It was unclear whether this was courage or foolishness. Hundreds of thousands of people died at the city gate this morning, yet he dared to approach.

Could there really be an urgent matter?

Yang Haotian cursed inwardly. He had already offered both knees; what more did they want? Let him go.

”Big brother, little brother indeed has urgent business; otherwise, how could I intrude into the imperial palace.”

”What kind of urgent matter? Tell us.” Lu Hong asked curiously.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, contemplating whether to tell the truth.

Seeing Yang Haotian hesitate, Lu Hong coldly said, ”Are you thinking of making up a lie? Let me tell you, your head will be hung on the city tower and exposed to the sun for three days and three nights.”

”Itʼs frozen,” Yang Haotian whispered.

”Big brother, itʼs frozen, thereʼs no sun.”

”Donʼt mind these details. Iʼm just describing it,” Lu Hong said, then sternly shouted at Yang Haotian, ”Speak quickly! Otherwise, Iʼll kill you!”

”Big brother, Iʼll speak!” Yang Haotian didnʼt care much anymore. Since coming in was a dead end, he might as well take a gamble. Maybe he could turn a bad situation around.

Yang Haotian weakly said, ”Actually... I dropped something inside the imperial palace.”

Lu Hong and Yi Hong smirked, ”Looks like youʼre asking for trouble.”

”Itʼs true! Iʼm not lying to you.”

”Then tell us, what did you drop?” Lu Hong asked curiously.

Yang Haotian took a deep breath. ”Itʼs... a red envelope.”

A red envelope???

Lu Hong and Yi Hong were both stunned. It was the first time they had encountered someone willing to risk their life for a red envelope.

This is quite ridiculous.

”Where is this red envelope?” Yi Hong asked curiously.

”Itʼs... on a little girl with twin ponytails.”

Hearing this, Lu Hong and Yi Hong instantly knew who it was. It turned out someone had come looking for the red envelope that Ye Zizi had taken from someone else.

This was troublesome. His Majesty had a policy of leniency; if Ye Zizi really took someone elseʼs red envelope, it had to be returned.

”How did your red envelope get stolen?” Lu Hong still wanted to clarify.

”Big brother, my red envelope was flying around randomly and happened to stick to that little girlʼs butt,” Yang Haotian explained.

”What! On her butt!” Lu Hong and Yi Hong exclaimed.

Ye Ziziʼs butt was practically the devilʼs butt. Probably only His Majesty dared to smack Ye Ziziʼs butt; others wouldnʼt even think about it.

This became interesting. This man wanted to steal a red envelope from Ye Ziziʼs butt. Would he succeed?

Seems like itʼs going to be entertaining.

Should they inform Uncle Wei?

It seemed necessary. Everyone was quite bored lately, and here was someone daring enough.

To touch Ye Ziziʼs butt.

Heavens, he actually had such a terrifying idea.

”Wei Uncle, we have a situation!” Lu Hong quickly called.

Wei Chang was cuddling with Tang Wei, and unfortunately for Tang Wei, she still hadnʼt been touched by Wei Chang. Tang Wei felt that Uncle Wei might not be a real man.

”Whatʼs the situation?”

”We have an intruder!”

”Just kill him, why bother telling me?” Wei Chang puzzled.

”But he has a terrifying idea.”

Wei Chang opened his eyes, sitting up and asking, ”Does he want to assassinate His Majesty?”

”Even scarier than that!” Lu Hong said in a low voice.

”What is it?”

”He wants to touch Ye Ziziʼs butt.”

Wei Chang: ”...”

What a daring young man.

If Yang Haotian knew about their conversation, he would definitely protest. When did he say he wanted to touch someoneʼs butt? He just wanted to steal a red envelope, not what they were thinking.

Wei Chang got up directly, finding it hard to believe that someone had sneaked into the imperial palace just to touch Ye Ziziʼs butt.

Too interesting. Perhaps this was one of Ye Ziziʼs admirers, displaying commendable courage.

They needed to keep an eye on him.

Wei Chang directly contacted everyone, and Lu Hong and Yi Hong, following orders, revealed wicked smiles.

Yang Haotian suddenly felt that things were not looking good.

”I can spare you, and you can continue looking for the red envelope, but... you have to fight one of us,” Lu Hong said seriously.

Yang Haotianʼs heart sank to the bottom. If he couldnʼt win, what was the point of choosing?

”What about that one?” Yang Haotian pointed at Yun Long.

”Uh... he counts as one,” Lu Hong sighed. Are you seriously choosing a dog as your opponent? Please donʼt.

Look at Yun Long, posing with a cute and silly look, like saying, ”Pick me!”

However, Yang Haotian pointed directly at Yun Long and said, ”I choose it!”

Lu Hong and Yi Hong immediately covered their faces. Yun Longʼs strength surpassed theirs; you, fool, chose the most powerful one.

Yun Long immediately stuck out his tongue and howled at the sky.

Howl~ Yang Haotian was a Heavenly Venerable, although he had just reached the first rank, he was still remarkable.

Lu Hong and Yi Hong stepped aside, while Yang Haotian stood up and took out his weapon!

This fish fork!

Slaying Sea Dragon Glass!

The fish fork was golden, with three prongs, emitting a powerful aura. It seemed to be an extraordinary divine weapon from ancient times.

”This weapon is nice, it looks like Maseratiʼs emblem,” Yi Hong whispered.

”Yeah, it really does,” Lu Hong agreed.

Yang Haotian raised the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass in his hand, slamming it into the ground. The bluestone cracked, spreading around.

Lu Hong shouted, ”Destroying the palace, youʼre finished!”

Yang Haotian had built up a decent momentum, but with this statement, the atmosphere was instantly destroyed. Even raising his hands together, he said, ”Big brother, I didnʼt mean it; itʼs just a habit.”

”Remember to compensate for damages,” Yi Hong reminded.

Yang Haotian felt helpless; these people were too stingy. Did he really have to pay for this?

A one-on-one duel required no such fuss.

Yang Haotian swung the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass again, and a burst of fierce wind swept through, making Lu Hong and Yi Hong shiver.

Yun Long sat crouched on the ground, occasionally scratching his ears, completely ignoring Yang Haotian.

Yang Haotian didnʼt hold back; today, he had to defeat this dog. Even if he was labelled as inhumane by the Animal Protection Association, he would fight for the red envelope.

”Die, you dumb dog!” Yang Haotian showed no mercy, and the Slaying Sea Dragon Glass attacked Yun Long.

What is Yun Long? Yun Long is a dumb dog. What does a dumb dog do? It destroys homes.

Thirty thousand in renovations, just imagine. Look into the eyes of this dumb dog, and be careful when you go out.

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