Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1032: Chapter 1066: Yeah, My Name Is Nima

“You. Take them to the back room for a bath, and bring them over during the evening’s ceremony.”

The middle-aged man in the black robe pointed at Lin Zifeng and ordered.

“Me?!”

Lin Zifeng pointed at his own face, his facial muscles twitching sharply.

“Could it be me?”

The middle-aged man’s eyebrows raised slightly, and his seasoned eyes were incredibly sharp.

“This old creep, I’ll make sure he dies miserably later!”

Shuobude was furious, whispering softly in Lin Zifeng’s ear. If Huo Zhengfeng hadn’t tugged his sleeve to remind him, this smiley tiger guy would have rushed up and torn that middle-aged church envoy apart…

“Okay.”

Lin Zifeng smiled without getting angry at the middle-aged church envoy’s words, holding back for now. He signaled with his eyes to Huo Zhengfeng and Shuobude to stay put for the moment, while he led the ten women, following another church envoy towards the cave entrance.

Before leaving, Lin Zifeng glanced around the entire cave environment; without a guide, you’d definitely get lost here.

“You two, clean up the inside of the truck.”

The middle-aged church envoy said in a commanding tone.

“Haha, no problem.”

Shuobude showed a goofy grin and jumped into the truck with Huo Zhengfeng…

“Bro, we’re in for a treat this time. Just follow me later, keep an eye out for me, and I’ll make sure you get an eyeful.”

The church envoy leading Lin Zifeng and the others to the cave bath suddenly turned around and said with a lecherous smile.

“Oh?! There’s such a good thing?” Lin Zifeng’s interest was piqued, his eyes lighting up.

He glanced around the cave; this mountain range was revered by locals as the Holy Land Mountain Range, and the entire mountain range had been hollowed out, creating a secret world within.

It was dark everywhere, and even under the glow of lights, only a little bit of brightness could be seen.

“Come, come, you, here, let me tell you.”

The church envoy beckoned, signaling Lin Zifeng to step up and listen to his nonsense.

“First time here, huh? Looks like it’s your first time leading these believers to bathe, right?”

The church envoy removed his mask, revealing a creepy face with a few strange expressions.

Lin Zifeng was a bit curious, nodding as he personally took a cigarette from his pocket and lit it for the church envoy.

“Looks like you’re new, huh? You can’t get these smokes in Mo City, can you?”

“Uh, haha, I recently had a friend bring them over from Zhonghai.” Lin Zifeng laughed awkwardly, quickly putting the whole pack of cigarettes into the guy’s pocket and sneaking a wink or two.

“Haha… no problem, no problem. Since you’re new, stick with me from now on. Our Holy Land has supreme power in this area.”

Supreme power, my ass. If it weren’t for the Martial Arts keeping you around, you’d be t—

Lin Zifeng rolled his eyes, almost wanting to slap this guy dead.

“So, from now on, I’ll follow you, big brother. Do you know how the Holy Land has become so chaotic in recent years? I looked up some info before, and it didn’t use to be like this.”

Just as Lin Zifeng said, the Wumo Holy Land used to be a famous religious group with countless believers, but in just a few years, it had completely fallen into evil.

There must be a lot of untold secrets involved…

The group walked for a long time in the dark cave pathway.

The church envoy finally revealed to Lin Zifeng the colossal changes that had taken place in the Holy Land over the past few years.

As it turned out, the previous Sect Hierarch was killed, and a group of loyal church elders were all imprisoned in some cave, and now the entire church is controlled by the Sect Hierarch of another church.

All the church envoys big and small across the Holy Land have been replaced.

This means the former Wumo Holy Land has now become genuinely evil.

It seems this century-old Holy Land can no longer be called evil.

The group of new believers was brought to a large cave resembling a secret chamber, filled with lingering mist and various aromas.

The ground was covered with bright red rose petals, and red gauze curtains secluded a large central bathing pool, with steamy mist and floating red, enchanting petals, both beautiful and grand…

The surrounding stone walls were carved with various amorous beauties, all of whom were the four great beauties of the ancient Eastern Earth, but all depicted nude, highlighting just how alluring and enchanting this bath was…

“We’ll start roll call now. Those whose names are called, go inside and take a good bath. There are clothes for everyone you can wear tonight in the cabinet inside. I’ll pick you up in an hour.”

The church envoy said coldly.

With his command, the women looked reluctant to leave. However, the one who refused Lin Zifeng’s champagne on the truck appeared aloof.

“Here, bro, you do the roll call.” The church envoy didn’t care a bit about Lin Zifeng and shoved the roll call list into Lin Zifeng’s hands, then grinned and went outside to smoke the cigarette Lin Zifeng had given him.

“Church envoy, thank you so much this time. Without you, we wouldn’t have had the blessing to enter the Holy Land and become believers.”

“Yes, if it weren’t for this church envoy accompanying us, we would have been bullied by others on the road just now.”

“…”

The nine beauties giggled and chattered, while the aloof woman remained silent, her face cold.

Poor group of women, clearly captured to be hens in the mountain, yet foolishly rushing in, thinking they could really become part of the church…

“Guli Nazha.” Lin Zifeng called out one by one.

“Here! I’m here.”

A fair-skinned, delicate-looking woman lifted her veil and smiled foolishly.

“Pabala Zha.”

“Here! I’m here too. Hehe…”

“We’re all here, church envoy, no need for roll call; we’re just ten people, do we still need roll call?”

Lin Zifeng flipped through the roll call book, shaking his head helplessly. So happy to join evil? Is this like the legendary ancient Eastern Earth’s concubine selection?

“Zhuoma Lasuo.” Lin Zifeng called out expressionlessly.

It’s well known that people in Mo City here have no last names, only first names.

“Here.”

The woman responded coldly.

“So your name is Zhuoma Lasuo?” Lin Zifeng re-evaluated the mixed-race beauty.

“Just say what you have to say and stop delaying calling our names. Don’t you want us to meet the god?”

Zhuoma Lasuo’s beautiful, fair face showed a hint of blush.

In her eyes, everyone in this church deserved to die, not a good person among them.

“Okay, I’ll continue the roll call.” Lin Zifeng smiled wryly.

But when he reached the last name, the smile on his face gradually faded…

“Nima!”

Lin Zifeng called out arduously.

“Here! I’m here.”

A very sweet-looking girl emerged from the crowd.

“You’re called Nima?”

Lin Zifeng was stunned. Could he really have met a Nima!

“Yes, I’m called Nima, and my full name is Ni Mabi.”

“…”

Lin Zifeng was speechless.

Perhaps they lived in this godforsaken place for a long time, with limited exposure, but Lin Zifeng knew how showy her name was!

Damn! You’re Nima Bi!

Turns out you can name someone like this?

(Today’s not great, no rewards, no monthly ticket, no motivation to write)