Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1005: Chapter 1034: Sing Two More Songs

With no choice, under everyone’s watchful eyes, he confidently picked up the bottle of white liquor and started gulping it down, finishing half the bottle in one go!

Downing half a bottle of white liquor on the spot, maybe nothing happened at the moment, but in less than three seconds, it felt like there were two little men fighting in his stomach.

He felt extremely uncomfortable!

“Uncle, now it’s your turn. Don’t blame us for bullying someone at the uncle level.”

Gou Wei drank that much.

Lin Zifeng looked at his miserable state and then at the expectant faces around him, and calmly said, “I can’t drink.”

“What! You can’t drink!”

“Are you kidding?”

“…”

Gou Wei almost fell to the ground in shock.

“You’re messing with me?”

Gou Wei rolled his eyes in anger, thinking Lin Zifeng was playing a joke on him. But he didn’t understand what Lin Zifeng was saying.

“Drinking like this is pointless. How about it? Shall we compete with white liquor?”

Lin Zifeng suggested.

“Well, I drank so much. How many bottles are you prepared to drink?”

“You drank five bottles of beer, so I’ll drink three bottles of white liquor. That’s fair enough, right?” In Lin Zifeng’s view, drinking five bottles of beer in a row was too bloating and too slow, and the drinking appearance was ugly. It would be better to go straight for the white liquor to finish this guy off.

“Damn! Don’t try to bluff me. Can you really drink three bottles of white liquor in one go?”

“Let’s give it a try. Even if I can’t drink, I have to try first to see if it’s possible. If it is, then I’ll drink a bit.” Lin Zifeng shrugged his shoulders and smiled indifferently.

“Alright!!! You can drink three bottles of white liquor, then I won’t take advantage of you, I’ll also drink three bottles of white liquor!”

Gou Wei steeled his heart, having a reckless urge to accompany him regardless of the consequences.

He simply couldn’t believe Lin Zifeng could actually drink that much.

“Uncle, can you do it?”

Tangtang clung to Lin Zifeng’s arm, not because she didn’t trust him. After all, three bottles of white liquor were not a joking matter.

“A woman shouldn’t casually question a man’s capability.” Lin Zifeng teased her little nose, making the little girl giggle. But to Gou Shao, this scene was utterly displeasing.

He wished he could rush forward, pull Lin Zifeng’s hand away, then grab Tangtang into his own embrace and shout to everyone, “She’s my woman, no one better touch her!”

“Come on. You wanted to drink, so I’ll join you.”

Gou Shao opened several bottles of white liquor and poured them all into a large glass. It looked crystal clear, but drinking so much white liquor was really dangerous.

However, Lin Zifeng didn’t mind. If it were a contest of water drinking, he might be somewhat afraid. Competing in drinking liquor, now that’s no big task.

The worst case, he could expel all the alcohol out of his system.

In front of everyone, Lin Zifeng really lifted the glass of high-alcohol white liquor and downed it in one go.

It was truly dangerous. This amount of white liquor was surely several pounds.

“Alright. It’s time for the performance.” Lin Zifeng gulped it down elegantly, finishing off three large bottles of white liquor.

Then he tilted the glass and laughed, “So, Gou Shao, right? Did I drink clean enough? You said you’d drink as much as I did. Now, is it your turn to drink?”

Lin Zifeng smiled at their stunned expressions.

Quickly activated his Elemental Power to expel all the alcohol.

“You, you really drank it all!”

Gou Wei was a bit dumbfounded.

That was three bottles of white liquor. To drink it just like that was terrifying.

“Of course, you can check.” Lin Zifeng spread his hands and smiled, “Now it’s your dare.”

“I will!”

Tangtang helped open the three bottles of white liquor and poured them all into a glass. She was exceptionally diligent. But drinking that much at once was terrifying, right?

Gou Wei was now beginning to regret why he was such an idiot? Why compete in drinking? Now look.

So much white liquor, even if it didn’t kill him, it’d cause stomach bleeding, costing him his life.

“Alright! I’ll drink!”

In the end, being forced to, Gou Wei practically in tears gulped down the white liquor. Each sip caused his eyes to well up. The most painful experience was being played to death by others.

Until the last few sips, he was dry-heaving while forcing himself to drink it down. At this moment, the kick of the white liquor was so strong it almost made him vomit everything in his stomach.

But just after finishing, he didn’t even have time to catch his breath.

Lin Zifeng mixed white liquor, red wine, and beer together into one glass. This drinking method was even more terrifying.

“Not bad, Gou Shao. For drinking buddies, a thousand cups aren’t enough. Come on, let’s have a few more to warm up.”

Lin Zifeng smiled while pouring the alcohol for him.

“You… my brother-in-law, who are you calling drinking buddies? I don’t have such a freak for a drinking buddy.”

In his heart, Gou Wei had cursed Lin Zifeng’s ancestors hundreds of times.

And now he couldn’t even swear out loud. Who told him to be an idiot first? Now he’s in a mess, even trying to escape from this is hard.

He could only close his eyes and follow Lin Zifeng to the drinking contest.

This time, Lin Zifeng drank happily, but for Gou Shao, by the end, it wasn’t drinking liquor. It seemed like he was drinking a big cup of regret, each sip bringing tears to his eyes. He pouted, looked pitifully at everyone around, then at others. That look was truly bleak.

But right now, who would feel sorry for him?

He didn’t want to drink, yet it took a girl called Yunyun forcing it down his throat. Come on, act like a man and honor your promise.

After drinking, Lin Zifeng originally wanted to continue having fun with him, but considering that Gou Shao had already drunk quite a bit, drinking more might lead to a fatal accident.

“Hey, brother, you’re awesome. You keep playing and drinking. I need to go to the bathroom, I’m really uncomfortable.”

After saying that, Gou Shao quickly dashed out of the room and ran to the toilet, unable to hold it in, and vomited uncontrollably. Without the full force of the alcohol kicking in, he stuck his middle finger down his throat to make himself retch most of it out, to ease his discomfort.

“Damn it! Pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger was played on me. It’s just horrible. Next time, don’t let me meet you again!”

Gou Shao’s teeth itched with anger. But he was helpless. Who told him to be an idiot?

……

“Wow! You’re really such a drinker.” As soon as Gou Shao left, Yunyun and the girls all gathered around, almost treating Lin Zifeng as a monster.

“I can’t drink.” Lin Zifeng shook his head. He really couldn’t drink. If it weren’t for using a trick, he wouldn’t have been able to drink that much.

Just a single bottle of white liquor would have knocked him out.

“My uncle not only can drink but also sings really well.” Tangtang spoke out at the wrong time.

“Really? Uncle, we meet once, can you sing a couple of songs for us?”

“Yeah! Yeah! Sing us a couple. No matter if it’s good or bad, we’ll listen carefully.”

“…”