Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 736: Chapter 729: The Shredded Potato Turned into a Yam

Chapter 729: Shredded Potato Becomes a Yam

”Kid! Are you courting death?!” The poultry vendor glowered at them, his tone especially intense.

Lin Zifeng’s voice wasn’t loud, but it drew all the aunties and uncles shopping around toward them.

”Courting death? Heh, I’m just telling the truth.” Lin Zifeng watched him with a sly smile.

Under the increasing pointing and whispering of the surrounding aunties and uncles, he wasn’t afraid of anything.

But the poultry vendor’s face turned pale!

He shouted loudly, ”What are you pointing at?! Is there anything to point at, do you believe this kid’s words?”

The poultry vendor was secretly alarmed, knowing he probably wouldn’t be able to continue his business here anymore, and cursed at Lin Zifeng, ”Kid, are you deliberately picking a fight?!”

”I already gave you a chance, it’s just that you didn’t know how to seize it,” Lin Zifeng said with a shrug and a smile.

From beginning to end, Lin Zifeng remained calm and collected, not even uttering a single swear word. Yet the persistent vendor just wouldn’t let up—who could be blamed for that?

”You scoundrel! You actually stuffed sand and iron filings into the black chickens. Don’t you know that what you’re doing is completely devoid of any morals?”

The normally silent Hua Buqi also became enraged.

She had seen playful antics before, but this was the first time encountering such utterly unreasonable behavior.

”Kid, you just wait!” The poultry vendor turned and walked toward the back.

”At your service at any time,” said Lin Zifeng with a beaming smile.

At this moment, the two young girls beside him suddenly seemed to idolize this beastly uncle, unexpectedly revealing such a righteous side today.

Especially Huahua, she was accustomed to his usually naughty and wicked ways, so today’s behavior came as a surprise.

”This person is shameless. No wonder the chicken I bought a few days ago had so many iron filings in its stomach. It turns out it was done by these unscrupulous poultry vendors, even filling the poultry with water. It’s simply despicable,” said an auntie, seemingly recalling the black chicken she had been deceived into buying recently and couldn’t hold back her accusation any longer.

”That’s right, I was about to buy one to cook for my grandson to nourish him. A black chicken that looked quite skinny was several taels heavier than usual! That’s way too heartless, and moreover, rendering these live black chickens sickly; how could it be good to eat them?”

By now, more and more people gathered around the marketplace.

Various accusations were directed at the poultry vendor, expressing dissatisfaction.

Just as Lin Zifeng was about to pull the two girls away to leave the scene, unexpectedly, the poultry vendor suddenly leaped out from behind and yelled, ”Son of a bitch, I’ll chop you to pieces!”

”Ah!!!!”

Shrieks filled the area. Driven by anger at Lin Zifeng ruining his business, in a moment of hot-bloodedness, the man swung the slaughtering knife from behind toward them.

”Courting death!”

Lin Zifeng, furious, suddenly shifted backward, and with one big hand, immediately seized the man’s wrist.

In the dizzying eyes of the surrounding crowd, the weapon fell from the poultry vendor’s hand with a clang to the ground.

Fortunately, the poultry vendor had only used the back of the knife to intimidate them and hadn’t dared to harm anyone with the blade. After all, he was out for money in his business, not out for lives.

As the poultry vendor’s eyes betrayed his confusion, the man’s robust chest lightly bumped against his shoulder, sending a powerful force that instantly pushed the poultry vendor back several steps.

However, all this happened in an instant!

Lin Zifeng stood in place, as if nothing had happened, smiling at the vendor who kept retreating.

Even the surrounding onlookers were utterly shocked!

Amazement, fear, confusion, incredulity—varied complex emotions appeared on the faces of the watchers.

They wondered at Lin Zifeng as if a flower had grown on the man’s face.

The move that Lin Zifeng had just used was the Shoulder Push from Ancient Martial Tai Chi.

The shoulder shove, which seemed effortless, had an obvious effect.

Using it on the peddler, Lin Zifeng didn’t feel any sense of achievement.

On the contrary, he showed a smile, reached out to tickle the noses of the two girls, and said, ”Let’s go, what are you looking at.”

”Uncle, you’re awesome!”

Having snapped out of her shock, Liu Tangtang suddenly gave a thumbs-up, looking admiringly at him.

She quickly hugged Lin Zifeng’s arm, pressing her chest against him.

Huahua wasn’t to be outdone either, imitating Liu Tangtang’s coquettish manner, she grabbed Lin Zifeng’s arm too.

Fuck!

Being counterattacked simultaneously by two beauties of school belle caliber, dear readers, what do you think about that?

Under the gaze of the aunties, married women, and young ladies around, the trio walked out of the market with the groceries they had just simply purchased.

Once he steadied himself, the poultry peddler was so angry he was itching to the teeth.

The poultry peddlers in this area were basically in cahoots, but by the time other peddlers came to his aid, Lin Zifeng and the girls had already vanished without a trace.

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Back at home, according to the recipes and methods Liu Tangtang had explored online,

The simply purchased groceries turned into a few decent dishes.

On the way back, they had randomly bought some side dishes at a supermarket, hoping that the beastly uncle would surprise them.

But when they put the silver wok on the big table, and the two girls excitedly opened the lid,

They were expecting to be seduced by the fragrance of delicious food, but damn it!

The shredded potatoes had been fried to the color of yams!

Even the skin turned black.

”Eh~~ can this still be eaten?”

Liu Tangtang immediately showed a disgusted expression, the potatoes were fried to the color of yams, could they still be eaten?

”Why can’t they be eaten, don’t look at the unappealing color, it tastes great. Oh right, and the few dishes you two helped me cook just now, they’re more or less ready.”

Lin Zifeng said with a smile looking up.

Seeing that both of them had their noses, faces, and foreheads covered in black soot made Lin Zifeng almost burst out laughing.

Just now, both of their hands were busy helping Lin Zifeng, and for these little princesses, who had never touched a kitchen since they were kids, their first time bustling around in the kitchen with a man, you can imagine what kind of comedic chaos ensued.

”Here it comes, here it comes. This dish is guaranteed to amaze you!”

Lin Zifeng, wearing a red apron, brought out a plate of chicken soup from the kitchen.

This chicken was also bought at the supermarket, and although it had been frozen for a long time, with the man’s unique cooking method, this chicken might be his only signature dish.

”Hurry up, hurry up. Uncle, it smells so good, I can’t wait any longer.”

Liu Tangtang had her face and nose tip covered in black soot, impatiently tapping with her chopsticks in hand.

Just the smell of that heartwarming fragrance made this little kitty overjoyed.

”Here we go, my two little princesses, this dish is guaranteed to satisfy you,” Lin Zifeng said, his face beaming with smiles.

As soon as the steaming hot bowl of chicken soup was served, both princesses were already dazzled by the aroma.

Opening up the steaming pot cover, the chicken, cooked to a perfect golden brown, was revealed.

The chicken, glistening with golden butter, looked incredibly appetizing at a glance.