Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 733: Chapter 726: Let’s Continue Talking About Bodyguards!

Chapter 726 Let’s continue talking about the bodyguard!

”I’m also busy!” Zifeng said.

”But you are a bodyguard!”

”I have to deal with a lot of things every day.”

”But you are a bodyguard!”

”I’m almost constantly thinking about your safety measures,” Zifeng asserted.

”But you are a bodyguard.” Huahua said, tilting her little head.

”...” Zifeng, feeling helpless, said with a dark face, ”Can we not talk about the bodyguard?”

”I heard that when you first entered Tianyu, my cousin originally wanted you to be a janitor?” Huahua turned her moist, pretty face and smiled.

”Uh... let’s continue talking about the bodyguard,” Zifeng said with embarrassment.

Even the loss he had eaten at the hands of Old Buddha, she knew it all. If the conversation went on like this, Zifeng really didn’t know if he could continue to play happily.

”Who wants to talk about the bodyguard with you? Come on, Tangtang and I are starving. No one cooked for us today, my cousin hasn’t come back yet, and we don’t know which hotel’s food to order, so the chef duty is yours today.”

”You know my cooking skills; even I can’t bear to look at what I make. You’re going to eat that?”

Zifeng sat on the bed with a peculiar look in his eyes as he looked at her.

”Stop lying to me. I just called my cousin earlier tonight. She said your cooking is quite good, so you’re in charge of dinner.”

”But there are no ingredients at home, what am I supposed to cook with for you?”

Damn, he should never have shown off his cooking skills to Old Buddha in the beginning.

Showing off his skills back then means he has to show off even more now.

”Go out and buy! Or do you expect me, Auntie, to personally find ingredients for you to cook a meal?”

Hua Buqi pouted disdainfully and glanced at him.

Zifeng just smiled and didn’t say a word.

He continued to leisurely smoke a cigarette.

”Hey, hey, are you listening to me?”

Hua Buqi stood with her hands on her hips, staring at him with round eyes.

”Listen, Miss, you want me to go out and buy, but how would I know what you like to eat? If I don’t get it right, I’d just be wasting time running around. So, I think if you want something specific to eat, you should come and buy groceries with me.”

While saying this, Zifeng swore to heaven that he absolutely did not have any ulterior motives in asking Huahua to come shopping with him.

”No way! I’m a future big star, a youthful and unbeatable pretty girl. You want me to go grocery shopping with you?” Huahua punched him lightly.

Pouting her cherry lips in dissatisfaction.

”If you don’t come with me, how will I know what you like to eat? No matter how good a chef’s skills are, if the food isn’t to your taste, it’s just wearing white robes for nothing.”

”No way! I’m a future star. This task is your responsibility, don’t forget, you’re just a personal bodyguard my cousin hired, so you must listen to us.”

Hua Buqi crouched down again and punched him, her fragrant, youthful body alluring, and just the action of crouching down beneath her pajamas revealed a glimpse of tender, pink skin that was eye-catching.

Just when she punched him, unexpectedly, Zifeng dodged, she missed and screamed as she scrambled onto the bed.

Damn!

Zifeng was horrified, fearing that if the girl hurt something by falling on the bed, he would definitely get all the blame.

Nangong Bing, oh Nangong Bing, why did you have to say I was a bodyguard back then?

Well, now the little miss really does treat me like a bodyguard all the time.

”Ah! Beast, where are you grabbing!”

Zifeng had just extended his hands trying to catch her, but what he touched felt unexpectedly soft and slippery.

It felt really soft and slippery, like a little leather pouch filled with water.

Boom!

Zifeng’s head exploded. He knew he had definitely touched something he shouldn’t have.

Touching was one thing, but he had actually squeezed it twice.

It almost knocked the breath out of Huahua.

The biggest difference between a girl and a woman is that one embodies youthful vigor while the other exudes a charming and seductive aura.

Although the vibes are quite different, both are so enticing!

”Oops! Sorry.”

Lin Zifeng suddenly withdrew his hands, only for the girl who was leaning on his arm a moment ago to end up sprawled on the bed.

Furious, she kept pounding her tiny fists on the bed.

”Are you okay?” the man asked heartlessly.

”What do you think?!”

Huahua suddenly jumped onto the bed, especially when she saw that small dirt-yellow stain on the sheet.

Her face changed dramatically at once.

Because her mouth had just touched that wet stain!

Could this thing possibly be what’s left after someone ”cleared the deck”?

Oh my God!

My mouth was just on it, did I inadvertently end up tasting his milky-white substance?

”How is it? Did that hurt?”

Lin Zifeng said seriously, with a poker face.

”Beast! Were you doing that thing in the room just now?”

The girl suddenly turned around and stared at him coldly, making Lin Zifeng feel somewhat chilly.

”What thing did I do?” Lin Zifeng asked, puzzled.

”Don’t you admit it? Were you jerking off on the bed?”

She blurted this out in a moment of agitation and haste.

After speaking, the girl seemed to realize she had spoken the wrong words and her face turned dark red again.

She wished she could disappear into a hole in the ground.

”Jerking, jerk?! What did I jerk off?”

Lin Zifeng looked bewildered and was taken aback.

He really couldn’t understand, do all girls these days like to make such unreasonable fuss out of nothing?

Do they enjoy making a mountain out of a molehill?

”You, you’re still arguing, what is that stuff on the bed?”

The girl covered her flushed cheeks, teeth clenched in anger, and pointed furiously at the stain on the sheet.

Lin Zifeng took two steps forward and rubbed the spot with his finger.

Under the girl’s stunned gaze, he actually put his index finger in his mouth and gave it a lick!

Oh my God!

I’m going to lose it, is he even human?

”Beast, you, you actually licked it?”

Huahua looked at him in horror.

”It’s just a drink I spilled on the bed, don’t think too much,” Lin Zifeng said.

”But you couldn’t just touch it with your finger and then lick it with your mouth!”

”Hehe, actually, I just touched it with my index finger, it was my middle finger I licked.” Lin Zifeng continued with a smile.

He was just teasing her, but the girl went completely crazy over it.

She screamed and swung her snowy little fists straight towards his chest.

”Hey hey hey! Stop it!”

Lin Zifeng exclaimed.

”Stop? What am I stopping?”

Hua Buqi was about to lose her mind.

It was clearly just a misunderstanding, but it had turned into this mess, even Lin Zifeng himself felt speechless.

At that moment, someone suddenly pushed the door open.

Immediately! The man and woman on the bed were stunned.

”Hua, Hua Ang. I, I didn’t see anything, please continue,” Liu Tangtang waved her hand, and under their stunned gaze, she gently closed the room’s door.

But inside she thought: There really is some bromance here!!!