The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

After eating together, Kaito and the others were ready to go to another place. Kaito, along with Saitama, would go to the moon to recruit Kaguya, while Sasuke and Itachi, along with Jiraiya and Kazehana, would go to Konoha to kill Danzo together.

”I know Danzo was wrong, but killing him... don’t you have any other way?” Jiraiya persuaded.

As someone who had served Konoha for decades, Jiraiya knew that Danzo had done many wrong, bad, and immoral things, but he knew that Danzo did all that for Konoha. Jiraiya hoped that Danzo could be punished, but unfortunately, everyone hated Danzo too much.

Sasuke shook his head and said, ”No. Danzo must die, after what he did.”

After getting the memory, Sasuke knew that Danzo had done too many heinous things and was impossible to forgive. Stealing Shisui’s Sharingan, stealing all the Uchiha’s eyeballs in the clan, planning to take over Konoha, etc. All of those things were unforgivable to Sasuke, and everyone also had the same opinion except Jiraiya... who didn’t know that yet.

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”As the one who manipulated my husband, he must pay for what he did.” (Kazehana)

”Many people in my village hate him too, he had no choice but to die.” Kaito added.

”I have no comment, but Danzo is not a good person.” (Saitama)

”Alright, I’ll help... as long as you don’t destroy Konoha in the process.” Jiraiya compromised.

Hearing their answers, Jiraiya knew that there was no way he could change their opinion, and challenging a new village for Danzo was not an option. He knew that Saitama alone was impossible to defeat, and he had also seen how strong Kaito and Itachi were.

With Kaito’s teleportation ability, he could even cross countries without a sign, and he could summon all the strong members of his village to destroy Konoha if he wanted.

The least Jiraiya could do was ensure the village was okay and persuade Tsunade to calm the Konoha council and not start a war against Kaitogakure after they killed Danzo.

Otherwise, Konoha might be razed to the ground later.

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After parting ways, Kaito invited Saitama to teleport directly to the moon--- of course with the help of the chat group. After all, he can’t teleport to a place he hasn’t visited, but fortunately, the chat group can do anything they want with enough points.

Without the power of points, many better plans such as meeting Kaguya or even resolving the conflict between Sasuke and Itachi peacefully with memory would not have been possible.

”How do you plan to unseal Kaguya?” Saitama asked and suggested, ”I can destroy the moon if you want to.”

Looking at the moon that was currently filled with darkness devoid of life and the white barren land that stretched as far as the eye could see, Kaito knew that another Otsutsuki hadn’t arrived on Earth yet, which made him feel at ease.

Weirdly enough, despite in the moon, both Kaito and Saitama had no problem to breath... perhaps in this world, there’s an atmosphere on the moon. Not that both of them care enough about that.

”Of course, with the help of chat group points again.” Kaito explained confidently, ”Otherwise, there’s no way I would propose this plan since I don’t know how to broke a seal either.”

”Chat group points are omnipotent, huh?”

”Yeah.”

Asking the system in the chat group to help him again, Kaito instantly received the knowledge of how to use the combination of Imagine Breaker and his space ability. Surprisingly, it was very cheap, and only cost him 500 points, and now he is aware of how to break things like ’space’ via his imagine breaker which he sure would come in handy later.

Using a chat group to teach him a new move is something Kaito never thought of before, but now it reveals he truly underestimates how omnipotent the chat group’s ability is.

Shortly after hearing the sound of glass crashing around the moon, a broken space appeared in front of them, revealing a figure of a woman with long gray hair pale white skin, a third eye on her forehead, and two horns on top of her head-- wearing high-collared white hime-kimono with a golden and purple line on the bottom.

The infamous antagonist of the Naruto series, Kaguya Otsutsuki appeared in front of Kaito and Saitama.

...

”This is the final boss of this world... she looks weak, even weaker than Boros.”

”Unlike in the Original where she was merged with Uchiha Madara’s immortal body to be resurrected. Currently, she is like a god with a malnutrition body.” Kaito explained calmly while waiting for Kaguya to wake up.

Although Kaguya currently does not have the Juubi like the Original, as the goddess of the ninja world, she is still very dangerous and still has all the attributes she had in the original although on a smaller scale due to energy limitations.

Kaguya’s current situation is the same as Kaito’s, where both have great abilities but do not have enough energy to use them.

In fact, It only took less than a minute for Kaguya to wake up and gather enough strength to fly on her own, clearly showing how strong she was as the final boss.

”...Who are you two?”

Realizing that these two people were the ones who freed her and that neither of them had chakra (but rather an energy she didn’t know about), Kaguya became quite surprised by the existence of these two people in front of her.

”Hmm? I am Kaito, this is Saitama. We are here to unseal you from the moon.” Kaito casually answered.

”Thank you for freeing me from the seal, but what do you want? I am sure you need something from me,” Kaguya asked in a judging tone.

As someone who had lived for a very long time and had experienced many tragedies to the point of having her child killed, Kaguya could not believe that Kaito had no intention of freeing her.

”Kaito, don’t show her the memories.” Saitama immediately warned him.

”I know.” Kaito nodded, and then added, ”I am not that stupid yet, Saitama-sensei.”

Even though Kaguya has a history of being a good person, Kaito is not stupid enough to show what happens in the future to the main antagonist. Who knows, if she knew the future, Kaguya would immediately kill Naruto and Sasuke, who are currently clearly much weaker than the ones he faced in the Original.

”My goal is to free you into invite you to join my peerage, Otsutsuki Kaguya.” Kaito answered honestly, which made Kaguya confused and frown since she didn’t expect his answer at all.

”...What is peerage?”

”Uh, something like subordinate--”

”Kaito harem member.” Saitama quickly chimed in, which surprised both Kaito and Kaguya surprised.

”Oii Saitama-sensei?!”

”Am I wrong? Besides Itachi and his wife, everyone in your peerage has a good relationship with you, correct?” Saitama commented while raising his eyebrow.

”...”

Hearing what Saitama said, Kaito became speechless and didn’t know what to say, since what he said contained some truth on it. Kaito didn’t expect Saitama to like gossip, but what he didn’t know everyone in the chat group also thought his peerage was just a way for him to gather his harem.

”You want me, a goddess, to become your concubine?”

Looking at Kaito who didn’t deny what Saitama said, Kaguya can’t help but become enraged.

”Wrong. I want you to help make my team look stronger and you to follow my order from now on.” Kaito quickly corrected but then muttered, ”Wait, what the fuck did I say?”

”To be honest, that sounds even worse, Kaito.” Saitama commented while shaking his head.

”Uh... sorry, Listen. Let’s make a deal, then.”

Realizing he just made a mistake, Kaito quickly explained and offered her a deal, ”If you agree, we will make sure to make humanity in this world prosperous and also help fight other Otsutsuki when they come back to this planet.”

”Empty promises. This goddess doesn’t need your help. Unless you prove it.”

Although Kaguya is curious about how Kaito knows about her clan or her long-term goal, she doesn’t believe him. However, she admits to being able to break her from the seal, there’s a chance Kaito does have the means to help her in the future.

”Show me how strong you are and I will consider your offer.” 

”I see. That’s certainly the way. Gimme a second.”

Hearing her offer, Kaito nodded in agreement and then turned at Saitama to request, ”Saitama-sensei, leave her to me.”

”Eh? Are you sure?” 

Kaito smiled wryly and explained, ”The system got a personal task for me... and the reward is quite good.”

*DING*

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[A new task has been assigned!]

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Task Detail: Get approval from ’Kaguya Otsutsuki’ to join your peerage.

Task Completion: Kaguya accepted your invitation and expressed her willingness to join.

Task Failure: Kaguya doesn’t accept you.

Reward: Item [Gate Of Babylon], 10000 points.

Failure Punishment: None.

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This system knows what he wants. A gate Babylon is something he wants to have later, either by the system or by creation, yet the system allows him to have it for free on top of the free point.

Unlike his old self, the current Kaito has the confidence to fight anyone within 6* evaluation strength with a ton of his prop, forget about Kaguya who has not reached the 6* level of strength yet (for now).

”Ah, I see. Carry on.”

”Thank you.”

Next, Saitama swiftly moved away from where Kaguya and Saitama were standing, then took a chair and popcorn from his inventory to watch. As a member of the chat group, he knew that Kaito had a lot of props that could even give him a hard time-- so Saitama was not worried that Kaito would be in danger in this incoming fight.

”The area is clear, can we start, then?” 

Looking at Kaito who looked normal without any concern, Kaguya sharpened her eyes and replied, ”Very well, mortal. I promise if you win, I will be part of your harem, if not, then you will be killed today.”

”I never said to invite you to the harem, but well... later we can clear up the misunderstanding between us.”

Kaito then spread his devil wings, allowing him to float just like Kaguya... while preparing his position for battle. Knowing Kaguya’s ability, it would be stupid for him to stay on the ground, while Kaguya is capable of floating in the sky without trouble.

The battle between a literal devil and goddess on top of the surface of the moon was about to begin.