The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

[Owner]: ”Well... There is nothing I can do about this now. Sigh, why Sakuya would do that...”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Don’t blame her. The majority of the chat group was just concerned with you. In fact, if something bad happen, everyone was ready to spend some point to help you.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”That’s true.”

[Necromancer]: ”Agree.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Actually, Sakuya-san indeed wanted to close the broadcast, but almost everyone objected to it.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Partially... Last night’s show was too good. I am sorry.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Sorry.”

[Uchiha Prodigy]: ”Sorry.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Sorry!”

[White Devil Partner]: ”Sorry!”

[God Tongue]: ”Sorry!”

[God Tongue Secretary]: ”I also feel sorry!”

...

[Owner]: ”Umm... Apology accepted. Since it’s already happening, as I said, there is nothing I can do about that.” 

Looking that even Saitama and Itachi send an apology to him, Kaito knows there is nothing he can do to solve his situation. He can’t really blame anyone to be concerned with his situation-- considering the hero faction clearly would come after him, and it’s not like he can solve his own problem.

In the end, the core situation happened because he doesn’t have enough strength to protect himself yet and also just purely because of his bad luck.

...

[Necromancer]: ”@Owner, Speaking about your last suggestion. Do you want to go to school together with us?”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: ”Ah yeah, we were talking about school experience!”

[Owner]: ”Ah... Of course, I am serious about that.”

[Necromancer]: ”What is your intention to offer that, Kaito? Do you want us to join your peerage?”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Ehh? Kaito-kun wanted me to join?”

[Owner]: ”You are really sharp, Yuu-san. I forget you are the oldest person among us and surely have the most experience when it comes to dealing with people.”

[Necromancer]: ”@Owner, talking about a woman’s age is rude.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Kaito, please be tactful a little bit.”

[Owner]: ”...I am sorry. Please forgive me.”

[Necromancer]: ”So, what is your answer?”

[Owner]: ”I admit, While I am genuinely trying to help, I do have the intention to ask you all to become my peerage members. Especially for you, Yuu-san, who should be one of the strongest people here after Saitama. My safety would be guaranteed more in this world.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Master, you are getting bolder to do that in front of everyone.”

[Sekirei Number 7]: ”Master, pervert.”

[Owner]: ”I am serious about this though!?”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Well, his reason is indeed very logical.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”What he said does make sense. Kaito is living in a very dangerous world after all.”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: ”As if your world is not as dangerous, Mikoto-chan. The existence of a demon god who can blow the universe is something no one in the chat group can fight against. ”

[Railgun Girl]: ”I am sorry!”

[God Tongue]: ”Pffft!”

[Owner]: ”So, what is your answer, Yuu-san?”

[Necromancer]: ”I want to help. However, you will also help solve the situation in my world later.”

...

Hearing Yuu’s positive answer, Kaito’s mood immediately improved. How could it not be, with Yuu agreeing to join his peerage, that means 2 out of 3 people with a power of 6* in the chat group become members-- making him feel safer for future activities.

As for her requirement to help solve the problem in her world, Kaito of course agreed. Even without approval, Kaito wants to help his members who need help, because that’s the purpose of this chat group. (according to him)

Well, that’s for the future since the problem with her world... considering mostly comes from a magical girl queen who wanted to conquer all the world-- her strength should be much stronger than Yuu herself. Currently, Kaito does not have enough power to defeat any 6* strength person, after all.

...

[Owner]: ”I promise.”

[Necromancer]: ”Then, I have no reason to refuse. How about you, Uta-san?”

[Magician of Red Hair Pirate]: ”Eh... I also want to help! Anyway, becoming a devil means I can use magic and can fly, right? I don’t have any reason to refuse such a good thing!”

[Owner]: ”Nice!”

...

With Uta also joining, it means he would have members who can help him financially living in this world. With her ability and the help from Satan, it should be easy to established her identity as an idol in this world.

...

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Congratulations, your harem size is growing again, Kaito.”

[Owner]: ”Stop slandering me, Aika. The reason why I recruit them is to help me survive in my world and support my future activity easier.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Is it, master?”

[God Tongue]: ”It is hard to believe you, Owner.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Then, why everyone you recruit so far is young woman, Kaito? Where is the man?”

[Owner]: ”Itachi isn’t a young woman though, he is a man and already married.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”His circumstances are special. You can’t use him as an example.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Indeed.”

[Owner]: ”Well... How about you? It’s clear that the deal between us is not based on interest with each other, but rather just a relationship between leader and subordinate.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Are you sure about that? What if I told you one of the reasons why I am offering myself to join your peerage is because I also have an interest in you?”

...

Looking at Aika’s blatant answer, Kaito can’t help but become slightly angry Even though he might be a scumbag since he does have a harem, Kaito is still a believer in pure love and against anything related to non-healthy relationships.

Ironically, he didn’t realize that his harem sometimes was kind of abusive toward himself.

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[Owner]: ”Aika-san, this group doesn’t support any netorare relationships.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Is it? I am sure it won’t count as netorare since technically the relationship should also die the moment I died.”

[Owner]:  ”But you are still alive!”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”So it’s okay to pursue you after I died? You are sure to have a weird fetish, Kaito.”

[Elementary Magical Girl]: ”Uh... I have a question. What is Netorare?”

[God Tongue]: ”Ah.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Ah.”

...

Seeing Nanoha’s innocent question, the situation in the chat group suddenly became silent, forgetting that there were still innocent underage girls as their members.

...

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Uhh... I forget there are children in this chat.”

[Owner]: ”Indeed, my bad.”

[Elementary Magical Girl]: ”Eh? Why has everyone suddenly become quiet?”

[God Tongue]: ”Owner and Aika should be responsible.”

[Owner]: ”Uh...”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Nanoha. It’s too early for both of you to learn what that term means.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Eh, But my real age is 12 years old!”

[White Devil Partner]: ”I just looked up on the internet. Nanoha, don’t try to find out.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Ehh? Why? Then, I will do the same!”

[White Devil Partner]: ”No!! Nanoha, don’t do it!”

[Owner]: ”It’s too late... damn it.”

[Magician of Exodus]: ”Kaito, it’s your fault to use that word.

[Owner]: ”Ugh... I am sorry! Anyway, I will leave since Sakuya should have already prepared breakfast. Goodbye!”

...

In the end, Kaito excuses himself from the chat group in embarrassment, escaping from the awkward situation in the chat group. Well, he was just afraid of getting punished by the girls, but in his defense, this wouldn’t have happened if Aika hadn’t teased him in the first place.

Fortunately, no one actually mad to him about his act since everyone also feel guilty not stopping Kaito and Aika arguing play in the first place.

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