Super Combat Soldier

Chapter 1389: Chapter 1388: Repay Him in His Own Taoism!

Along the way, Ye Tianchen and Wang Luanxiang lost count of how many of the Little Zhu Yan’s urine markers they found. The smell was so overpowering, it could practically kill someone. Ye Tianchen was so angry that he vowed to himself that once he found this prankster, he would give it a good thrashing, or even lock it in a latrine for a thousand years.

After enduring a whole day and night of being pranked by Little Zhu Yan’s markers, Ye Tianchen finally found the fishing old man and Xiao Ling by a small lake. Seeing that they were safe and sound, Ye Tianchen felt reassured. Just as he was about to meet up with them, he overheard an argument between the two pranksters — Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl. Without any hesitation, Ye Tianchen and Wang Luanxiang sneaked over and were hit by an unbelievable and infuriating scene, one that made them want to tear Little Zhu Yan limb from limb.

Under a big tree, there was a spot partially covered with sand. It was obvious that a hole had recently been dug there, only to be hastily covered. Despite this, the foul smell and faint heat couldn’t be contained. From the conversation between the God Beating Bowl and Little Zhu Yan, it was clear that the thing under the sand was the excrement of that prankster, Little Zhu Yan!

”Do you even know what it means to look at the bigger picture? We’re being hunted, and with our power, do we fight them ourselves or let Ye Tianchen catch up to us so he can protect us while we just worry about escaping safely?” Little Zhu Yan said, casting a tempting look at the God Beating Bowl.

”Damn it... marking with your stinky urine was already enough, wasn’t it? Why leave a pile of crap now?” the God Beating Bowl cursed.

”Ah, you don’t understand, do you? According to my estimation, Ye Tianchen is already close to catching up with us. But we can’t stop! What if the enemies catch up to us first? So, after we finish eating the grilled fish, we have to leave immediately. We need to leave a major clue here for that dumb kid, so he knows we were here!” Little Zhu Yan chuckled wickedly.

The God Beating Bowl shot Little Zhu Yan a skeptical look. Both of them were complete pranksters; neither was dumber than the other. Throughout the entire journey, God Beating Bowl had held back, suspecting that the little prankster, Zhu Yan, was not only pranking Ye Tianchen but also setting up a trap for him! All along the way, the little trickster Zhu Yan claimed to lead the charge, having God Beating Bowl mark the path with its urine, so Ye Tianchen could find them. Of course, it was partly because God Beating Bowl, being so fearful of death, didn’t dare to lead, which allowed Little Zhu Yan to take advantage of him!

”Damn it, if you want to handle that stuff, do it yourself. I’m not doing it. Stop trying to convince me!” God Beating Bowl tossed a bag filled with Little Zhu Yan’s urine back to it.

Seeing the bag of its own urine being thrown over, Little Zhu Yan ran faster than a rabbit. Even it couldn’t tolerate the stench of its own urine and couldn’t help but smile mischievously. This time, it had successfully tricked both Ye Tianchen and God Beating Bowl. What a perfect prank master plan!

”Really not doing it?” Little Zhu Yan asked God Beating Bowl, using an extremely threatening and enticing gaze.

”No, I’m going to lead from now on. Your crap and piss are just too smelly. If you want to leave markers, do it yourself. I’m going over to eat grilled fish!” God Beating Bowl retorted irritably.

”Eating grilled fish or eating crap, you are a stone, after all—what are you even doing eating grilled fish, gross!” Little Zhu Yan said angrily, seeing that God Beating Bowl wasn’t taking the bait.

God Beating Bowl ignored Little Zhu Yan. The fishing old man and Xiao Ling by the lakeside had already grilled some big fish. Although God Beating Bowl was a stone, it was nonetheless a God-beating Stone with developed spiritual wisdom. Given the situation, it could eat or not; it didn’t really matter. Eating was just for the enjoyment of tasting something!

When Little Zhu Yan saw that God Beating Bowl actually left, it paused, then gingerly walked over to the bag containing its urine. Even it almost vomited from the smell, quickly covering its mouth and nose. From between its teeth, it forced out a few words, ”You guys will know my power, Xiao Yezi, don’t blame me, haha!”

Ye Tianchen and Wang Luanxiang observed all this. Ye Tianchen was so furious, he was trembling all over. But soon, he calmed down, grinned wickedly, and signaled Wang Luanxiang to stay put. He floated over like a ghostly figure to Little Zhu Yan’s back. This was when Little Zhu Yan was engrossed in its prank time, totally unaware of anyone approaching. Imagining Ye Tianchen finding its poop and pee markers and puking then and there gave this prankster immense satisfaction.

”There’s still so much urine? Better pour it all here anyway, I might have to poop and pee along the way later!” Little Zhu Yan chuckled wickedly, lifting the bag in hand, ready to dump all its urine over the sand pit covering its excrement!

How could Little Zhu Yan have known that just as it was about to take action, it suddenly felt its entire body being lifted by someone. Could it be a strong enemy? Little Zhu Yan instinctively wanted to resist, but found that as soon as it tried to turn, all the power inside it was sealed. It was a golden storm-like force that controlled it like golden Order Divine Runes. When the mischievous Little Zhu Yan turned around and saw Ye Tianchen, it was completely pale and utterly dumbfounded!

”Finally found you!” Ye Tianchen chuckled and said to Little Zhu Yan.

Startled, Little Zhu Yan broke out in a cold sweat. It wasn’t sure if Ye Tianchen had found out about its prank plans, but shamelessly looked at Ye Tianchen and said, ”I knew you’d catch up soon, so I didn’t bother leaving any marks. Look, I took great care of the old man and the kid!”

”What exactly are you doing now?” Ye Tianchen asked, pretending not to know.

”Ugh... Are you seriously asking? I was afraid you wouldn’t find us, so I used my special excrement as markers along the way. See, it worked well since you found me so fast!”

”Well, you’ve really had a hard time. Now that we’ve reunited, we don’t need those things anymore!” Ye Tianchen said still expressionless, looking at Little Zhu Yan.

Seeing Ye Tianchen’s demeanor, Little Zhu Yan felt stunned, sensing an ominous feeling. It wanted to struggle but realized all its power was sealed. Had Ye Tianchen discovered its prank? Was he already extremely angry?

”Yes, we don’t need those things anymore, throw them away!” Little Zhu Yan promptly decided to throw away the bag containing its urine, but Ye Tianchen stopped it.

”Throwing it away would be a waste. Why don’t you just drink it?” Ye Tianchen suggested with a harmless smile.

”Ah... You... Damn, you’re trying to kill me with this prank! I’ve helped you so much along the way, even taking care of the old man and the kid. See, they’re unharmed, right? I’ve thought of every way to protect them and it wasn’t easy, carrying such stinky urine around. Is this how you repay me? Is there any justice left? Are we still sworn brothers?” Little Zhu Yan couldn’t help but curse loudly, desperately defending itself!

But it was useless. Ye Tianchen had already overheard Little Zhu Yan’s conversation with the God Beating Bowl. This mischievous creature was full of bad intentions and without a good lesson, it wouldn’t do. However, Ye Tianchen didn’t really make it drink urine; otherwise, it would despise him forever. Instead, he used a wisp of Chaos Qi to suppress the mischievous creature and sealed its cultivation with the golden storm Order Chain he understood from the Golden Sands in the God Beating Bowl. What Ye Tianchen did next was outrageously mischievous. Wang Luanxiang couldn’t help but roll her eyes at him, unwilling to deal with Ye Tianchen, because he picked up the bag containing Little Zhu Yan’s urine and added its feces to it. These two things were already unbearably stinky, and now combined, could practically suffocate someone!

”Ah... Let me out... Ugh...”

”This stinks so bad, I’m going to die... cough cough... ugh... vomit...”

An ordinary beast hide bag, made by Ye Tianchen with the skin of a rabbit he hunted using the God Beating Bowl by the lake, came in handy. In this ordinary beast hide bag, Little Zhu Yan, the mischievous creature, was suppressed along with the bag containing its feces and urine. Now all its power was sealed; no matter how it struggled, it couldn’t escape. It was no different from an ordinary human and couldn’t hold its breath to survive. Every time it inhaled, it smelled its own waste, vomiting constantly inside the plain beast hide bag.

”Hey, tighten this bag a bit more, I feel like I can still smell it!” Wang Luanxiang said disdainfully.

”Don’t worry, this mischievous creature will enjoy itself alone. I plan to let it enjoy for a hundred days before releasing it. Let’s eat fish and rabbit meat, then hit the road!” Ye Tianchen chuckled and said. (To be continued. If you like this work, please vote for it on Qidian (qidian.com) with recommendation tickets and monthly tickets; your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please read at m.qidian.com.)