Super Combat Soldier

Chapter 1388: Chapter 1387: [Pee and Poop Markings!]

”Mmm mmm...” Wang Luanxiang’s small mouth was covered by Ye Tianchen. She was about to struggle but was signaled by Ye Tianchen’s gaze not to act. She froze, could it be that someone had tracked them down here? Who could it be?

Gradually, Ye Tianchen released his hand from Wang Luanxiang’s mouth, and the two of them held their breath as they looked over. They saw a figure appear in the sky. This sight gave Ye Tianchen a real jolt, because it was none other than the Wudao Saint Child, who had ventured into the Taishi family’s relic with Ye Tianchen, demonstrating extraordinary power. They had even opened the Sky Suppressing Tower together, sharing hardships. Could he have come after them to save him?

Thinking of this, Ye Tianchen didn’t ponder further. He was about to step out and meet the Wudao Saint Child, when another figure appeared and stood next to the Wudao Saint Child. This person seemed a bit intimidated by the Wudao Saint Child, not daring to get too close. It was Yintian Saint Child, arrogant to an overlord degree.

”You haven’t spotted their traces either?” the Wudao Saint Child asked coldly.

”No, Ye Tianchen’s cultivation realm is profound, and he carries a lot of exotic treasures. He may have already hidden his form and escaped!” Yintian Saint Child replied.

”Continue searching. If you find them, send me a message. I’m going to check out Buzhou Mountain!” said the Wudao Saint Child.

”Yes!” Yintian Saint Child still replied respectfully.

Swish!

Swoosh!

The Wudao Saint Child and Yintian Saint Child both left one after another, leaving Ye Tianchen momentarily stunned. It was clear these two knew each other, and it seemed the Wudao Saint Child was leading Yintian Saint Child. Such a relationship between the two was hard for Ye Tianchen to fathom. The Wudao Saint Child was an upright person with a deep hatred for evil, and his strength was unfathomable; even Ye Tianchen couldn’t discern the Wudao Saint Child’s true cultivation. On the other hand, Yintian Saint Child was clearly a person arrogant to the extreme, who dared to fight against any strong opponent, yet he was frightened and submissive to the Wudao Saint Child. That was really unusual!

”Ah...what’s this, it smells so bad!” Wang Luanxiang suddenly shouted loudly.

Ye Tianchen was also taken aback. He hadn’t noticed it at all; just now, both he and Wang Luanxiang had been holding their breath to see who had come to hunt them. Now that there were no more strong enemies pursuing them, they no longer needed to waste their Martial Arts True Qi like this, and suddenly they could smell a foul stench. Wang Luanxiang, being a girl, was naturally more sensitive to such odors and couldn’t stand it, instantly crying out and running to one side!

”What’s going on?”

Ye Tianchen frowned slightly, involuntarily looking down at his feet. He saw that right under his feet, he had stepped into a puddle of water. He didn’t know when he stepped into it; perhaps when he first hid here, he already stepped into it. But he hadn’t noticed it due to being a bit tense. Now, the smell was indeed so overwhelmingly pungent that it felt like it could suffocate someone!

”Cough cough...”

”Ugh...”

”What is this thing, it’s so stinky!” Wang Luanxiang couldn’t help but say with a feeling of wanting to vomit.

”Damn it, that wretch, if I see it, I won’t let it off. It actually did this...” Ye Tianchen suddenly remembered something, a mischievous grin of Little Zhu Yan flashed in his mind. If that wretch dared to appear in front of him, he would definitely split its head wide open.

It turned out that when Ye Tianchen had let Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl, along with the old fisherman and Xiao Ling, escape first, that wretch Little Zhu Yan had told Ye Tianchen it would leave marks along the way to aid reunion. But these marks were quite special, requiring Ye Tianchen to search carefully, not only needing keen eyesight but also a sensitive nose. At that time, Ye Tianchen didn’t think much, just thought that the wretched Little Zhu Yan might carve small and unreliable marks, and he just needed to be careful. Unexpectedly, that wretch used its own urine as a mark. No wonder it required a sensitive nose. Damn it, searching like this along the way, wouldn’t he be smelling this wretch Little Zhu Yan’s stinky urine all the way? Too despicable, too cunning, too shameless! Ye Tianchen felt like splitting that wretch’s head open right away!

”Let’s go, it’s monkey piss, very stinky, but I still have to rely on the monkey piss’s guidance to find people!” Ye Tianchen said, gritting his teeth in anger.

”What? No way, you mean we have to follow these monkey urine markings all the way? That’s disgusting!” Wang Luanxiang said, with a feeling of wanting to vomit.

”You don’t need to look for them, nor do you need to smell them, I’ll do it, alright? Follow me if you want!”

Ye Tianchen said irritably, quickly using Qi Manipulation Flight toward the front. As for the troublemaker Little Zhu Yan, Ye Tianchen was grinding his teeth in hatred. If he saw that guy, he must beat him up to vent. Wasn’t this clearly making a fool of him? For the safety of the old fisherman and Xiao Ling, Ye Tianchen couldn’t stop searching. Without finding these two troublemakers and reuniting with the old fisherman and Xiao Ling, the only mark left by the troublemaker Little Zhu Yan was his urine. Only by finding this can their route be confirmed. Now Ye Tianchen had to endure no matter how much he didn’t want to.

Meanwhile, in another direction, a Little Zhu Yan, a stone bowl, an old man, and a little girl were Qi Manipulation Flying together, slowly wandering in this mountain range. The troublemaker Little Zhu Yan walked in the front, occasionally turning to the God Beating Bowl behind, saying, ”I told you to hurry up, after making the markings, we have to rush.!”

”Damn, your urine’s so smelly, why don’t you do it yourself? Do I really have to mark the spots one by one?” the God Beating Bowl cursed irritably.

”You said it. Then you go ahead and clear the path, no need to mark with urine anymore, I’ll do it myself!” Little Zhu Yan said smugly.

”Forget it, I’ll keep doing this job. I’ll just not breathe. Damn, do I really have to sprinkle some every small distance?” the God Beating Bowl asked, barely tolerating the smelly urine of the troublemaker Little Zhu Yan.

”Hey, you know Ye Tianchen is a big dumb idiot, right? Is he the kind of smart person? If we don’t make more marks along the way, he might ignore them. What will we do if strong enemies catch up? We need him to find us quickly to regroup and protect us!” Little Zhu Yan said, feeling like a leader.

The God Beating Bowl looked at Little Zhu Yan and chose not to bother with this troublemaker, knowing that it was deliberately teasing Ye Tianchen. But is Ye Tianchen someone who’ll easily let it go? If he catches up, this troublemaker is bound to get a good beating, which has nothing to do with it. At that time, there will be a good show to watch, but now it’s time to escape!

From daylight chasing until night, Ye Tianchen and Wang Luanxiang had found countless spots marked with monkey urine. Ye Tianchen was trembling with anger, vowing to give this troublemaker Little Zhu Yan a beating. The path was full of monkey urine markings, with a mark every few kilometers. Checking them was unbearably smelly, but not checking might miss some clues left by the troublemaker, which would be bad, and it’s infuriating!

”It’s already dark, why haven’t we found them yet? How long do we have to look for monkey urine?” Wang Luanxiang asked, really feeling fed up.

”How would I know? This troublemaker, damn... Huh? Seems like there’s some commotion ahead!” Ye Tianchen suddenly paused, sensing several familiar auras ahead, and couldn’t help but speak.

”Let’s check it out!” Wang Luanxiang nodded and said.

”Be careful. We still don’t know who they are. We might encounter powerful figures from the three great inheritances. In our current state, we can’t fight at full strength!” Ye Tianchen warned.

Ye Tianchen and Wang Luanxiang crossed a mountain range and saw a small lake. The old fisherman and Xiao Ling were sitting by the lake grilling fish. Ye Tianchen couldn’t help but smile; they finally found them. Luckily, they were fine. Although these two troublemakers were unreliable, sometimes they could still accomplish something. Otherwise, Ye Tianchen wouldn’t trust them to take the old fisherman and Xiao Ling and go ahead!

Just as they were about to fly over to reunite with the old fisherman and Xiao Ling, Ye Tianchen heard the voices of the two troublemakers, Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl. The two seemed to be arguing, unable to reach an agreement, the argument getting more intense. Thinking about how these two troublemakers had been messing with him all along, Ye Tianchen quietly sneaked over to see what these extreme troublemakers wanted to do...

”I told you to quickly mark the spot, so we can go eat grilled fish!” Little Zhu Yan said to the God Beating Bowl.

”Damn, if you want it done, do it yourself! I’m not serving you anymore, it’s too disgusting!” the God Beating Bowl said, angrily wanting to give Little Zhu Yan a good beating.

Little Zhu Yan glanced at the God Beating Bowl, then smirked and said, ”It’s the same as when you were marking with my urine earlier. Just mark it, we are just trying to help that idiot Ye Tianchen find us quickly. I have pure intentions!”

”Damn, you call this pure intentions? It’s bad enough you’re using your urine for markings all along the way, now you’ve even crapped under a tree and want me to mark it with your urine. Are you messing with Ye Tianchen, or me? This isn’t trying to stink me alive, is it?” the God Beating Bowl almost yelled hysterically at Little Zhu Yan. (To be continued. If you like this work, feel free to visit Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please read on m.qidian.com.)