ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

「…… Ssss …… Umm, Sanraku-san …… was it?」

「Huh? Well, yeah. As you can see right above my head.」

「Ahh, no, umm…… Tsuchinoko-san …… I mean, the one who is in the same guild as Princess Dora-chan.」

「Yup, that’s right.」

「Ahh…… It’s an honor to meet you! Ahh…… to think I would be able to meet the legendary Tsuchinoko at a place like this!」

「No, why am I suddenly treated like some sort of an alien animal?」

Mama didn’t tell you to treat others like extraterrestrial creatures, mister……? GarGarGarlic? It’s not a name I recognize, so I guess it’s just a player who teamed up with Akitsu Akane while in here.

「Uwah, Sanraku-san, is that a sword !?」

「Hmm? Oh, I just something I have recently obtained and now want to master.」

「Um, this is, if you don’t mind me asking, could you please show me……」

It was the second of the three stray players that Akitsu Akane picked up alongside the way, and I saw a similar design that was about 1/4 scale more than the one in front of me. There seems to be … Yeah, it’s similar to the equipment worn by Break when we were out together, so I think he’s the same as Imron, a blacksmith by profession. The player’s name is Super Gokon, which is also a name that was unknown to me.

「Huh? Oh well, alright, here, here it is.」

「Hmm…… a black sword that looks like a wet sword …Is it like a beautiful girl? It surely feel like a really beautiful girl……」

「………Umm?」

「Maybe I should try to lick it, just in case……」

「OH, NO YOU DON’T, YOU ABSOLUTE LOON!!!!!!」

Even if it’s for obtaining data, that’s still messed up! There is a concern that my precious sword is going to be tainted with the delusions of this loon, and I feel that it is dangerous if I do not take isolation measures right this instance.

「Oh, come one! At least one lick! I got a gastronomic tongue to feel the ingredients with taste alone!!」

「It’s too messed up! Amlucidian Quartz, lick the material alone if you want it so badly!!」

「Huh, the idol gemstone……? T-This looks to be handcrafted……」

A stone with a material cost of zero yen that has become worth one million mani. But for me it’s nothing but useless scrap.

It’s not necessary to show the spirit of responding properly to the needs of perverts and sickos, but even the world of ShangriLa Frontier has such people. And look, he surely is licking that quartz really good! And the way he’s doing that! It’s as if it is some delicious piece of rare candy that you cannot get anywhere else! And his eyes! He almost seem to be in ecstasy!

Somehow, the impression that I am getting here is something closer to Joset or Animalia rather than Deepslaughter. In other words……

「……………」

「What? What is it?」

「Do you feel some sort of sympathy right now? Any at all?」

「The same category!? Are you trying to put me in the same category as that guy, huh!?」

Piyo, piyo, piyo ……

It’s virtually the same! They are putting me in the same category as those perverts who propose putting bikini armor on little girls! If there was ever the greatest insult in the whole world, that would be it!

Akitsu Akane, even if they are some randos you have met on the road, you should really think carefully about who you invite to join your party, you know!? How about that last one? Is that guy also some kind of a whack job!?

「………… Is there something on my face?」

「No, it’s nothing like that. It’s just that…… Something is hanging there.」

「Muh? E-Excuse me for a moment……」

Piyo, piyo, piyo, piyo ……

Vigilance…… it doesn’t seem to be the enemy, but let’s just stay on alert just in case. Just as if the red liquid dripping from the edge of his mouth is not all that good of a sign, he hit it with his finger and put it back in his mouth. I wonder what to do while putting a pale man on the alert list.

At first, I thought about challenging the boss with a mix of two parties, but I’m not confident that I can fight and defeat a boss while having all those people around me all the time……

「You really are one piece of work, Akitsu Akane, you know that……?」

Piyo, piyo, piyo, piyo, piyo ……

「Hmm? I’m not sure for what exactly I’m being praised, but thank you nonetheless.」

「And separate praises goes to you as well!」

Piyo Piyo Piyo!!!

「Ugh!? Alright, now you are just being noisy!」

I thought it was some environmental sound from a while ago, but it’s different!? Is it a chick!? Or is it a sparrow!? Or maybe it’s a falcon!?

「What’s this? A letter? Could it be that your range knows no limits?」

「NO, THIS THING WAS JUST BROUGHT IN HERE.」

「Brought in……? Hmm??」

What, what’s this feeling déjà vu that I am having? A large number of birds continuing to fly in……Emails …… Directions ………… And the efficiency of the falcons, which is not all that cost-effective. The answer these words derive is the sender of the letter carried by these five or more falcons: Saiga-0───!!!

In the next moment, Rei-san who probably ran at a speed that could not be imagined because of all the armor that holds some serious weight arrived right in front of us. But even so, she managed to stop her giant body with a relative ease, as if all of that speed was nothing all that troublesome for her.

Among the strays assembled by Akitsu Akane, the remaining people are the exception when it comes to the dangerous lot, but even they seemed strangely agitated and anxious seeing the strange giant knight who appeared all of a sudden here. ……No, I am sure that they won’t try to do anything stupid to Akitsu Akane for the time being, so I guess it’s alright for me to go to the side and talk some things out. Or the possibility of something happening is at least fifty-fifty.