Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

“Don’t interrupt, let’s talk seriously.” Lu Wenwu flicked her forehead from a distance, “Do I have some traits that especially attract marine creatures?”

Hu Frost put down the food in her hands, pondered for a moment, and gave her answer: “I didn’t know before, but now, you should be an irresistible presence for all cultivated marine creatures.”

“Why?” Lu Wenwu was puzzled.

“Because your bloodline carries the characteristics of a True Dragon, True Dragons rule over all aquatic races, and every aquatic creature desires to possess or catch a whiff of the True Dragon’s aura, which aids our cultivation.” Hu Frost continued to explain, “And there are other wonders in your body, I’m not sure what they are.”

Lu Wenwu pondered for a moment: “How about I give you a bit of my blood? Each of you gets two liters to enjoy like soda, how about that?”

“It’s different, unless you really are a True Dragon.” Hu Frost shook her head, “Besides, leaving behind strong offspring is our natural instinct.”

“You humans emphasize restraint, and the Shen Zhou people emphasize subtlety and reserve, but we marine beings don’t follow those rules; if we want something, we strive for it.”

“As one of the few races that can derive pleasure from reproduction, we prefer seizing the joy of the moment.”

“Coincidentally, you not only fit our aesthetic but are also powerful enough to leave offspring while aiding our cultivation — it’s a win-win-win.”

Hearing this, Lu Wenwu fell silent.

How can you marine creatures be more straightforward than fox spirits?

In essence, aren’t you just craving for my body?

After a long silence, Lu Wenwu finally spoke again: “By the way, I remember there’s research indicating that killer whales have a unique aesthetic. In the eyes of killer whales, do we humans look like how we view cats and dogs?”

“Yes, yes, humans are just too cute! Occasionally, there are some that are quite ugly, but it doesn’t matter!” Tiger Mo excitedly shouted, “Ever since we could transform, my sister and I have been spending time in crowded places every day, bringing us immense joy!”

“If that’s the case, the aesthetic for choosing a mate among you killer whales should be quite different from humans, right?” Lu Wenwu asked again.

“Indeed.” Hu Frost nodded, “When choosing a mate, their body must be robust, their body size and dorsal fin must be large, long, and capable of fighting; ideally, they would have a foul mouth in battle and know how to taunt.”

Lu Wenwu looked at the energetic killer whale sister in front of him, as well as the elegant and aloof killer whale sister, and said softly:

“Given that, your ardent pursuit of me, a human, would be considered a furry obsession among your kind, wouldn’t it? Have you lost interest in normal male killer whales?”

Hu Frost: “Huh???”

Tiger Mo: “What???”

Lu Wenwu’s soul-questioning inquiry left the two killer whale sisters stunned.

It’s normal to find cats and dogs adorable and have affection for them.

But if you lose control and literally do it with a dog, then…

Perhaps random wildlife protection might refresh at your doorstep.

The two of them looked at each other in confusion, starting to crazily reminisce about the male killer whales that suited their preferences that they had encountered before.

That was a long, long time ago.

Long before the dungeon system had arrived, long before the good old days when the Shen Zhou bowed down and paid tribute.

Since they cultivated enough to transform into human form, they have always lived in the densely populated cities of the Divine Continent, not returning to ocean life.

That feeling is like living together with a group of cats and dogs in their kingdom.

That intoxicating feeling deeply fascinated the killer whale sisters.

It seems…

It seems like they really…

Only love humans now!

Hu Frost looked puzzled: “Now that you mention it, it seems we really might be… now that I think about it, I seem to have lost interest in male killer whales of our own species…”

Tiger Mo, who was just in a daze, fell into contemplation.

Mao Mao curiously asked, “Sister Mo, what are you thinking about?”

Tiger Mo looked serious: “I’m considering a very rigorous and serious question that relates to racial inheritance; it’s significant and has profound impacts.”

“What is it?”

“Do you think after we transform, there’s still reproductive isolation between us and humans?”

Mao Mao: “???”

Lu Wenwu: “…”

Damn!

How did these killer whale ladies get back to this topic again!

“Never mind! Killer whales can do it, at least it’s worth a try!”

Tiger Mo suddenly shouted and leaped onto the crowded bed.

“What are you doing?”

Lu Wenwu reacted quickly and immediately clutched his blanket.

Mao Mao glanced at Tiger Mo, who was cornering her owner, and skillfully jumped off the bed, opening the door to squat outside the dormitory.

Hu Frost glanced at the dog and thoughtfully got up, taking out a crystal ball-like object and placing it, along with the base, on the table.

The crystal ball instantly emitted a layer of sea-like blue waves, enveloping the entire dormitory.

In a split second, Lu Wenwu felt like the entire room was equipped with noise-canceling effects, with all external noise and disturbances disappearing without a trace.

The omnipresent slogans of democracy and freedom finally quieted down.

But…

The hot stream sprayed in front of him was becoming more scorching.

Hu Frost somehow also climbed up, teaming up with her sister to corner Lu Wenwu in the corner.