Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Hu Frost and Tiger Mo nodded together, answering in unison: “Yes.”

“Then there’s no problem. They’re at my level. I’ll guide them today, and they’ll be up to speed immediately,” Lu Wenwu confidently replied.

“Then I have no issues. Remember to take care of yourself.”

Li Zhenyuan turned and walked away, casually waving his hand.

“You can get free protective measures over in logistics. If not needed, remember to fill out form C-01, I can submit it for you.”

Lu Wenwu’s expression immediately froze, thinking to himself that Li Zhenyuan is really a closeted show-off.

Form C-01, that’s something Superhuman Federation citizens need to fill out before having a child.

That’s right, the population of the Superhuman Federation is already so excessive.

Even to have a child, you need to fill out a form, otherwise, it’s not allowed.

Even giving birth in secret is not like in the former Divine Continent where you just get fined; you’ll be directly handed over to the Ministry of Truth and charged with treason…

Don’t even know why this Superhuman Federation loves charging people with treason so much, everything is considered treason.

Lu Wenwu even suspected this country had only one crime.

Oh no, it’s two.

One is treason, the other is suspected treason.

Amidst the roar of the Pelican One’s engine, Li Zhen Country’s silhouette gradually disappeared into the distance.

Tiger Mo cheerfully wrapped her arm around Lu Wenwu’s again, holding tighter.

With her height of one meter eighty, paired with Lu Wenwu’s over two meters, it seemed just about right.

Lan Shan, being one meter sixty, was truly a bit short.

“That human is gone, when do we get started? Lan Shan has already tried it with you, now it’s my turn!”

Tiger Mo playfully blinked, laughingly asking.

“Big Tyrannosaurus brother, we’re all dolphins, you better not play favorites! What she has, my sister and I have too, even stronger, bigger, and more gorgeous!”

“…With your age, calling me brother, isn’t that a bit off? I’m only twenty-five this year, alright.”

Lu Wenwu tried, but he was stuck deeply, the constrained area being quite elastic, and he couldn’t pull it out at once.

“We can each talk to our own.” Tiger Mo didn’t mind at all, “Adorable little doggie, what do you say?”

Mao Mao glanced at Tiger Mo and mentally transmitted: “Mao Mao doesn’t know, Mao Mao is just a little dog that can do backflips! Lan Shan taught me!”

“See? Even the dog has no opinion!” Tiger Mo said proudly, “Of course, if you like, we can also call you Tyrannosaurus little brother!”

Before Lu Wenwu could speak, Hu Frost, who had been watching coldly, made a surprising remark: “Or…maybe you’d prefer we call you…daddy? Here, or in the bedroom?”

Lu Wenwu: “…”

Holy crap, can you say that my sister!

Don’t buff my attack speed here!

Lu Wenwu silently recited the Heart Clarity Spell, hastily saying: “Alright, alright, if you must use more intimate terms, let’s just stick to sibling terms, usually just call me Tyrannosaurus.”

He kind of understood why back then, Lan Shan said tiger whales are the rogues ruling the seas.

This damn thing…who can withstand this!

Those who know understand it’s courting.

Those who don’t might think it’s an abduction attempt to drag someone into a dark room to do some legally indescribable acts, punishable by death!

The whole day that followed, as Lu Wenwu temporarily served as a teaching assistant, he was constantly faced with unprecedented amorous advances.

The frequency of which these sisters combined was approximately four times Lan Shan’s previous attempts.

Truly relentless until winning!

Perhaps only during lunch and dinner did Lu Wenwu secretly use Spiritual Cuisine and egg-filled pancakes to shut them up, gaining a break.

The original eight-person room had now been transformed into a very bizarre structure.

Four beds were pushed together, dividers violently ripped off by the Tiger Whale Sisters, forming a giant three-person bed.

And damn, it’s a bunk bed with separate dry and wet areas!

For the Tiger Whale Sisters, the current conditions couldn’t be more perfect!

Now, Lu Wenwu sat on the upper bunk holding Mao Mao, watching as the two sisters happily feasted on Spiritual Cuisine while keeping an eye on him.

The pair seemed to be using him to whet their appetites—at least the straightforward Tiger Mo claimed he’s eye candy, just a few glances could make one a bit uncontrollable.

Damn it!

Us Brother Wu have been traversing the world for years, slaying Deceitful Objects above, Dolphins below, Fox Demons left, and female ghosts right, yet now I’ve fallen to being evaluated by a transformed Tiger Whale!

Why does it feel like some things have reversed!

This isn’t normal, this is very abnormal!

Compared to Hu Frost’s subtlety, Tiger Mo’s courtship was always bold, straightforward, never holding back.

Everything that can and can’t be said, whatever could pass censorship or not, just came pouring out nonstop.

Making Lu Wenwu’s moral abyss blush, he hurriedly covered Mao Mao’s ears, lamenting how the world was degenerating.

“So, why are you so keen on giving it a shot with me?” Lu Wenwu sat cross-legged on the bed, stroking the dog’s head, somewhat puzzled.

“With the two of you, the world would be your oyster.”

“Someone like you, I’ve never encountered such a Perfect male in my life!” Tiger Mo, always cheerful, wore a smile full of enthusiasm, “I’m craving your body, I’m being honest!”