Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

People wonder how this could scare ghosts!

Even the usually unflappable Lu Wenwu was stunned.

What kind of scene hasn’t the dude seen before?

Wdnmd, this is one scene I really haven’t seen before!

“Ghost, ghost…”

Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but take out his phone to start recording.

“Accumulated great Virtue, auspicious signs reaching the sky, today is really an eye-opener… Surely, those famous figures in ancient times weren’t as stimulated as this when they were ordered to die.”

Black 985 excitedly stuffed a handful of Ghost Vine Fruit into his mouth, chewing with bulging cheeks, and mumbled, “Famous figures in ancient times? Wasn’t that one who just flew by?”

“Oh? Who was that?”

“Yang Guifei, but now it seems he’s renamed to Li Hua.”

“Oh, Yang Gui… Wait, what!? Did you just say that the one who flew by was!?” Lu Wenwu was dumbfounded on the spot.

“Yang Guifei, Yang Yuhuan! The very one who ’with the dust behind her, the consort smiles, no one knows it’s due to lychees.’ Look, there, isn’t that him waving at you now?” Black 985 was a bit confused, “She should be very famous. Xiaowu, haven’t you heard of her? Or don’t you all learn about ancient history now?”

“No, of course I know Yang Yuhuan!” Lu Wenwu’s face was full of frustration, suddenly pointing at the flying figure, “But he is a man! A man! Even if his face is as beautiful as an Immortal, still, he’s a man!”

“I thought you would have adjusted to this by now.” Bai Er Yi Yi shrugged in Lu Wenwu’s habitual manner, “Ju Li, who often asks you out for missions from Ghost An, used to be a man. Fifth Brother and I were females 375 years ago.”

“WTF!!!” Lu Wenwu was filled with existential doubt, sadness, and anger, “But I still can’t accept that Yang Yuhuan turned into a man!!!”

Bai Er Yi Yi continued to shrug cheerfully, “Actually, due to various reasons, many ghosts in the Underworld have now swapped genders.”

“After all, for us ghosts, physiological structure isn’t important. Changing appearance is easy; gender has lost its meaning to us, so why not try a different experience?”

“In recent decades, many female ghosts from over a hundred years down have chosen to switch to male ghosts for fun.”

“And in recent decades, quite a few young male ghosts have eagerly turned into female ghosts, and on Valentine’s Day, they’re unusually excited to make arrangements for their next-life romances with other male ghosts.”

“Some female ghosts turn into male ghosts, and then start pestering other male ghosts, which is quite emmmmm…”

“In the past twenty or so years, some young ghosts have had more flamboyant ideas, appearing with both male and female characteristics, and I heard they call it… futanari?”

“As an old fogey, I don’t quite get young people’s notions, though fortunately, we aren’t many; it appears more prominently in Yellow Springs Country and in Western Hell and Heaven.”

“For a ghost, swapping gender is convenient, just a thought away, but they say once you achieve Yin Spirit cultivation and develop a Body, it’s not so easy to change,” Black 985 added, “Haven’t you noticed, no Underworld public dressing rooms have anti-materialization devices installed?”

“Ha… haha… I really hadn’t noticed…” Lu Wenwu chuckled dryly twice, “I didn’t expect to learn one more useless trivia before leaving…”

Just when he thought the current situation was already explosive to its peak.

Unexpectedly, something even more impactful was yet to come.

Those hanged ghosts suddenly pulled off their bodies at the climax of a song and leaped onto the stage to dance!

And eighty-eight heads were flying and spinning in the air singing, like disco rainbow lights with seven orifices glowing, spinning madly!

The audiovisual effect was utterly explosive.

The ghosts below were completely excited, the whole scene mixed with eerie absurdity and a hint of humor.

After accepting this setup, Lu Wenwu found himself somewhat entranced, barely grasping the essence of Underworld entertainment.

Judging by Black 985 and Bai Er Yi Yi’s engrossed expressions, and the howling enthusiasm of the ghosts below, whoever planned this show surely created one hell of a performance that aligns perfectly with the Underworld ghosts’ general tastes.