Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 231: Chapter 124: Going to the Dock for Some Fries [6k]_2

It’s been less than two years since becoming a player, and while rapidly advancing to B-level, I’ve also cultivated two fist techniques to the realm of the First Generation Grandmaster.

Overlord Fist has already touched the brink of Peak of Perfection, I’m about to comprehend the True Meaning of Martial Arts!

And you’re telling me this is just a slight talent?

How is this slight?

Damn, do you want to think about what you’re actually saying?

The current Deputy Commander Hong Wen seems pretty calm.

He’s silently reciting the Heart Clarity Spell, suppressing the Primordial Power inside him that’s about to go out of control.

The way Lu Wenwu spoke just now was just like a top student teaching a super slacker about solving problems.

“This is a freebie question, glance at it to get the result, then just casually write down some main steps.”

“First this, then this, and then that, the answer comes out easily, right? No need to think.”

“What? You didn’t get it at all?”

“Such a simple question and you say you can’t understand it at all? Are you kidding me?”

The top student couldn’t understand why a slacker couldn’t immediately see the approach to solving such a freebie question and calculate the result.

The slacker couldn’t understand why the top student didn’t need any calculations or verification to solve the hardest questions on the final math exam sheet with a single glance.

Both sides found it unfathomable, thinking the other was joking with them.

Actually…

Sometimes the gap between people is bigger than the gap between ghosts and Mao Mao.

“Forget it, though not exactly the same, at least there’s someone to follow along…”

After a long silence, the Deputy Commander finally seemed to let something go, muttering to himself.

“But ultimately, he’s not you, nor does he resemble you…”

“Sigh…”

Lu Wenwu didn’t know what the Deputy Commander was muttering softly by himself upfront, he just suddenly felt like sneezing.

Why would he sneeze?

It must be because he’s had too much to deal with lately and hasn’t eaten enough egg-stuffed pancakes.

After that meal with He Ghost General tonight, make sure to cook more and reserve them.

Soon, the Deputy Commander led Lu Wenwu to a place resembling a conference room.

At the front of the conference room, sitting behind a long table were more than a dozen ghosts with various appearances, each with a turned-over nameplate in front of them.

Theoretically, this should show the names of different departments, though it’s unclear why they’re turned over.

At the back, there’s only a chair, evidently for the interviewee.

Under the scrutinizing gaze of the ghosts, Lu Wenwu calmly walked forward and sat down boldly, without the slightest stage fright.

The Deputy Commander gave an eye signal to the Old Ghosts, turned around, and left, closing the room door.

“Ahem, hello? Hello?” The middle-aged male ghost sitting in the center fiddled with the microphone, “Are you the Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God?”

“Yes.” Lu Wenwu nodded.

“Your scores in all aspects are excellent, meeting all requirements to join the Ghost Gate Bureau, first we conduct the final interview which will decide your position and the scope of your responsibilities.”

“The materials and basic archive files about Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God have already been sent to everyone, please interested department head ghosts inquire in order.”

All sitting here are top-power Old Ghosts.

With a glance of Soul Power, everything is revealed.

After exchanging glances, a rather professional-looking female ghost was the first to speak: “What’s your view on small animals?”

“Small animals?” Lu Wenwu pondered for a moment, then replied, “I like them very much.”

“How much do you like them?”

“I must see them every day.”

“Every day?”

“Yes, every day.”

“Where do you see them?”

“Of course in my stomach, never a meal skipped, never a meal without them. If I can’t eat meat, what’s the point of living?” Lu Wenwu answered frankly and counter-questioned.

That female ghost narrowed her eyes slightly, her pale face unreadable: “If ’someone’ doesn’t let you see them every day, what would you do?”

“Punch through their head, teach them a lesson, and tell them not to meddle in the future.” Lu Wenwu answered honestly, “If it’s a non-humanoid creature, letting them replace the small animals in my stomach isn’t impossible.”

“What if it’s a Soul Body?”

“Catch it and throw it to ’Bo’ for a meal at the Demon Suppression Bureau. Oh, by the way, Bo is a Bo’er Elephant I take care of, and we have a good relationship, so it’s like giving it a bonus meal.”

“Great, very great, I really like your answer.”

The female ghost showed a satisfied smile, reached out, and flipped the nameplate over in front of her.

[Alien Invasive Species Safety Management]

Alien invasive species…

Lu Wenwu suddenly recalled the multiple-choice question from the previous exam.

Could there really be pea shooters, nut sunflowers, magic yumikens here?

Next, it was a ghost similar in temperament to the Deputy Commander’s turn to inquire.

Judging by his look, presumably he was a Martial General during life, or served in the Netherworld Shadow Army after dying.

“What is your purpose in gaining power and making yourself increasingly powerful?” This Martial General Ghost posed a soul-searching question with strong cultivation themes.

“Purpose?” Lu Wenwu pondered for a moment, uncertainly replied, “To collect more flavors and make more materials for egg-stuffed pancakes?”

Martial General Ghost: “?”

He was momentarily stunned, taking several seconds to react.

“Perhaps you didn’t correctly understand my meaning, I meant to express what your ultimate goal in life is, ultimately, cultivation is for what? Don’t you enjoy the joy of fighting, enjoy the scenic views throughout the cultivation process?”