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Chapter 591: Seven: Iʼm going to kill that baboon!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

After those two Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcenders left, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman finally returned to his house.

Then, he prepared to go in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and see whether or not Song Shuhang was online. If he was online, he would tell him about the matter related to those two Tribulation Transcenders. However, little friend Shuhang was currently in space. Did he even have the possibility to get online?

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the group chat had been incredibly lively as of late.

All the people in the group had a common topic to chat about. The weapons of many fellow daoists were already itching to get into action and go to Medicine Masterʼs place to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Copper Trigram.

All the fellow daoists wanted to know whom had Copper Trigram disguised as during the past several hundred years with his damnable ʼdisguising techniqueʼ to cheat other people with his divinations.

At this time, Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator wrote in the group: ” @Su Clanʼs Seven, Fellow Daoist Seven, Iʼve heard that you are already headed toward Brother Medicine Masterʼs place to meet Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, is that correct?”

”Thatʼs correct. I already wanted to go to Medicine Masterʼs place to get some special raw medicinal materials. Therefore, I decided to conveniently take a look at Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram while I was at it. However, something unexpected happened while I was on my way there. Hehehe... 😈” Su Clanʼs Seven popped out and sent an evil smile.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”What happened?”

”Just as I was on my way there, I saw a baboon trying to pass off as ʼSu Clanʼs Sevenʼ happily loitering around. Hehehe. At this time, Iʼm chasing after that baboon. If I donʼt chop that monkey to pieces today, my surname is not Su! Anyway, letʼs have this discussion later since Iʼm currently busy. Iʼll bring that damnable baboon to Fellow Daoist Medicine Masterʼs place and gift it to him.” After writing this much, Su Clanʼs Seven returned in lurking mode.

”...” Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator.

Dharma King Creation: ”Speaking of baboons...”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Yeah, this must be Brother Thrice Recklessʼ doing!”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Are we talking about the baboon form that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless used as a camouflage back then on the Grievance Settling Platform? Did he get addicted to it afterward?”

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Given Thrice Recklessʼ disposition, he probably thought: ʼWoah! This baboon form is rather good, and I simply canʼt stop using it after trying it onceʼ. Then, after turning into a baboon, he must have gone around shouting something like: ʼIʼm Su Clanʼs Seven. I ask everyone to keep my looks in mindʼ.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”No wonder Fellow Daoist Seven was so upset. Anyone witnessing such a scene would go mad. Anyway, Little Six, there is an extra part in your nickname. Did you add it there yourself?”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Which extra part?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Kamikaze driver?”

Fairy Dongfang Six (kamikaze driver): ”Ah? I didnʼt add anything! Dammit, who added that extra part? Come out! Look how I run over your face with my car!”

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Aside from the user itself, only True Monarch Yellow Mountain and the other administrators of the group can change nicknames. However, all the administrators are powerful seniors of noble character and high prestige. They shouldnʼt be bored to the point of playing silly pranks such as this.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”And the founder of the group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, isnʼt this bored, either.”

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Hehe, True Monarch Yellow Mountain surely wouldnʼt do something of the sort... however, there is Doudou with him. Who knows, perhaps Doudou was able to get his hands on True Monarch Yellow Mountainʼs account?”

Dharma King Creation: ”I dare to bet that it was definitely Doudouʼs doing.”

Fairy Firefly: ”Doudou +1”

Treasure Forging Heavenly Mansionʼs Yang Xian: ”Doudou +2.”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: ”Doudou +3.”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: ”Doudou +4.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: ”Dammit, Iʼll remember about this!”

At this time, in True Monarch Yellow Mountainʼs immortal cave.

Doudou, who was preparing to stealthily run away from home, suddenly felt uneasy. He felt as though he could get into a car crash at any time.

”Weird, what did I do recently? Wait a moment, I didnʼt do anything wrong recently and behaved very well! Whatever, I should run into space first and think about this matter later. It will be over if stupid Yellow Mountain manages to marry me to a man!” Doudou used his paw to rub his nose and quietly continued with his great escape.

He, Doudou, a monster dog of the Fourth Stage, would absolutely not marry a man!

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Right at this time, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman also got online. ”Now then, was little friend Shuhang online recently?”

Fairy Lychee: ”Didnʼt Fairy Firefly send little friend Shuhang to space? I heard that he was going to stay in space for one month. Right, from what I remember, Senior Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said that he wanted to bring little friend Shuhang to explore an ancient grave. @Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue .”

However, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue wasnʼt online and couldnʼt reply.

Fairy Lychee: ”It seems that Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue is offline. Anyway, Seven Lives Talisman, why are you looking for little friend Shuhang?”

”Nothing important. I just asked thoughtlessly. On the other hand, was there any news of Venerable Whiteʼs squad after they entered the ancient ruins?” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”They are still inside the ruins. This time, they didnʼt come out due to Senior White suddenly stumbling and wiping out the entire team. They probably reaped many benefits in there.”

Fairy Lychee: ”I really envy them. Had I known earlier, I would have also participated in the hand-guided tractor competition!”

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Fairy Lychee, you donʼt need to worry. There is still the next session of the hand-guided tractor competition.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”Ahaha. Iʼve heard that Venerable White will participate as a contestant in the next session. Iʼm afraid that the competition will be especially... deadly!

All the fellow daoists immediately thought of a fearsome scene. During the hand-guided tractor competition, Venerable Whiteʼs luck allowed him to bump into all the lucky traps, making him advance by leaps and bounds. On the other hand, the other contestants had only bad luck. Meteors falling from the sky, lava erupting from flat land, earth giving way, and so on awaited them. Just the thought was scary enough.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator: ”Who will be in charge of preparing the next hand-guided tractor competition? We must remind that Fellow Daoist to get life insurance for all the participants before the start of the competition.”

Dharma King Creation sighed with emotion and said, ”What Fellow Daoist Northern River said is indeed reasonable.”

Just as the various seniors were discussing the next session of the hand-guided tractor competition, little friend Song Shuhang quietly got online.

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Late at night.

Inside a remote mountain forest in China.

Song Shuhangʼs form suddenly materialized midair and fell into the forest.

”Ugh, what the hell happened? Teleporting to a different place can actually make one feel dizzy and nauseous?” Song Shuhang used a tree as support and started to retch.

After a long time, he raised his head and looked at the forest. From the looks of it, it seemed like a tropical rainforest.

This time, he returned to Earth alone. Li Yinzhu and Chu Chu didnʼt come back with him.

Li Yinzhu had to stay in the Upper City of the Time City so that he could gain as much time as possible before her disease flared up again. Song Shuhang had to spend a lot of time to convince her to stay there.

As for Chu Chu, she decided to stay in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion to take care of Li Yinzhu.

Finally, Pavilion Master Chu personally sent Song Shuhang back to Earth. However, Shuhang hadnʼt expected that Pavilion Master Chuʼs long-distance teleporting technique would make him feel as though he was going to die.

After he was done retching, Shuhang took a deep breath.

In the next moment, his body felt incredibly relaxed. The reason was that the gravity in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion was around three times higher than on Earth.

”Now then, where am I right now?” Song Shuhang looked all around. He hadnʼt been teleported to a foreign country, right?

Well, whatever. He was already lucky enough to have managed to return to Earth.

He took out his mobile phone and swiped on the screen.

Now that he was back on Earth, the mobile phone that Venerable White had magically modified back then could finally connect to the Internet.

In the next moment, the phone automatically updated date and time.

August 6th, 2019. 10:25 PM, Tuesday.

Next, he opened the map and looked at his current position.

China, Southern China area.

Luckily, he had been sent back to China. In addition, he didnʼt end up in a desert or a similar place.

The only problem was that there was some distance between his current position and Wenzhou City.

Shuhang wasnʼt willing to use the flying dragon puppet. Although the puppet was very fast, the number of spirit stones it consumed was also very high.

I should try to find a way to get in contact with the ghost spirit.

However, Song Shuhang didnʼt have the slightest clue as to how to look for the ghost spirit.

That powerful expert had blocked the connection between him and the ghost spirit. Therefore, he couldnʼt get any information aside from the few ones through the contract.

”Should I look for Senior Copper Trigram and ask him to perform a divination for me?” Song Shuhang muttered to himself.

Although he was known as a shady fortune teller, Senior Copper Trigram was a rather incredible fortune teller from a certain point of view. One just had to take into consideration the opposite of the outcome of his divination to get a highly accurate result.

Just as Song Shuhang was in deep thoughts, he got a notification from the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Someone in the group had mentioned him.

Thereupon, Song Shuhang got into the group and discovered that Senior Seven Lives Talisman was looking for him.

” @Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, Senior, were you looking for me?” Song Shuhang asked.

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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”Eh? Little friend Song Shuhang managed to get online?”

”Iʼm already back on Earth 😄,” Song Shuhang replied.

As soon as Song Shuhang sent this message, Fairy Firefly quickly popped out and asked, ”What? You have already returned to Earth? But you stayed there only for a few days, and there is still a long way to go to before reaching the 30 days limit! Does it mean that I wasnʼt able to properly send you up there?”

”Thatʼs not the case, Fairy Firefly. I returned on my own initiative,” Song Shuhang explained.

Fairy Firefly: ”That wonʼt do. Where are you now? Iʼll immediately send you back to space!”

”...” Song Shuhang.

”Wait for me. Iʼve locked your position. Donʼt get too far, alright?” Fairy Firefly also added.

”You donʼt need to worry!” Song Shuhang quickly said. ”Fairy, have mercy. Actually, Iʼve already fulfilled the conditions Senior White set back then. Iʼve already stayed in space for more than 30 days, and the rune of the ʼTen Thousand Mile Flying Escape Techniqueʼ that Senior White gave him also activated!”

Fairy Firefly was confused. ”What?”

After reading up to this point, Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivatorʼs eyes lit up. ”Shuhang, is it possible that you chanced upon a secret realm related to ʼtimeʼ?”

It was truly fortunate! If a cultivator could come in contact with powers such as ʼtimeʼ and ʼspaceʼ ahead of time, it would be really helpful for them in the future.

”Senior Northern River is really amazing. You immediately guessed the correct answer,” Song Shuhang exclaimed in amazement.

Fairy Firefly sent a pondering (🤔) emoji.

But after a short time, she wrote, ”That wonʼt do, either. I find all of this rather inappropriate. I promised Senior White that I would send you to space for one month, and that month has to be calculated with normal time. Counting the time passed in the secret realm is no different than cheating! Such being the case... wait for me. Iʼll send you to space one more time to make up for the days that are still left!”