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Chapter 360: Chapter 361: Kotonoha’s Messy Situation

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???

Lazy Kitten: Summoning souls? What’s summoning souls? Is it that super scary horror movie?

Doujin Artist: Heh, I’ve seen that one too! The demon nun was really scary, I almost cried from fear!

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, hmph, so weak! You can cry from watching a horror movie, are you the legendary weakling? Ha!

Doujin Artist: ??? You, a coward who hides in the rice jar when you hear a ghost, have the nerve to talk about me?

Curly-haired Guy: Who the heck hides in a rice jar? That’s something a character in a comic does! It has nothing to do with Gin-san himself! That’s a comic character, not the real Gin-san!

This is an Actor: So you’re trying to separate yourself from the original story?

Wig Guy: I can prove that Gintoki didn’t hide in the rice jar, he’s just in the heated blanket chatting with you guys.

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, Gin-san is cold!

Wig Guy: But it’s summer now.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hiding in the heated blanket in the summer? You really are something, Gin-san.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, why be afraid of ghosts? Don’t you know, the ghosts you see are actually people that others can never see again in their whole lives? Be grateful!

Lin Fengjiao: Mr. Deadpool’s way of putting it is pretty new.

Doujin Artist: And it’s actually pretty philosophical, it really is true if you think about it.

Soul Society’s Villain: Stop changing the topic, Kotonoha is waiting for our help.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don’t really understand summoning souls, it seems like some kind of ritual? Like a Ouija board?

This is an Actor: It should be a little more complicated than a Ouija board.

Machete Girl: It’s much more complicated, I heard you even need offerings.

Doujin Artist: Speaking of this kind of thing, isn’t Uncle Nine a professional?

Lin Fengjiao: The summoning of souls that I know is using Taoist magic to pull the soul of the dead from the underworld to the mortal realm. During this process, the soul of the dead will possess the summoner to communicate and interact.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So does that mean the person who is unconscious is possessed by the soul of the dead? By the way, Kotonoha-chan, who is unconscious?

Machete Girl: It’s my sister’s classmate.

When that girl with the ponytail told Kotonoha about the situation, Kotonoha was shocked and thought her sister was dying. But when she got to the scene, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Kotonoha Katsura was slightly affected, she only fractured her shin while running away. She only needs to use healing magic to fix her bone, the real problem is her other classmate.

Katsura Kotonoha’s gaze turned to the curly-haired black girl lying next to Kotonoha Katsura.

Her eyes were tightly closed, and her forehead was covered in fine sweat. Her whole body was twitching slightly, and she was whispering something unintelligible.

The scene was very strange, even creepy.

Lin Fengjiao: Western soul summoning and Eastern soul summoning may be different, so I can’t be sure. How about I send some evil warding charms, you can try them and see if they work.

[Notification: Lin Fengjiao has uploaded two ”Evil Warding Charms”, Price: 20 points]

Machete Girl: Okay.

Doujin Artist: @Curly-haired Guy, don’t buy stuff randomly, you idiot! Kotonoha-chan is trying to save someone!

Curly-haired Guy: Who, who’s buying stuff randomly! As a firm believer in materialism, Gin-san doesn’t believe in this kind of thing at all! How could I buy it, are you stupid?

Sakata Gintoki’s cursor, which was about to click [Buy], stopped and he curled up in the heated blanket.

Doujin Artist: Heh, a materialist who’s afraid of ghosts. It’s hilarious, bro!

Curly-haired Guy: Who’s your bro, don’t try to be friendly with me!

Machete Girl: This is supposed to be stuck on the head, right? It doesn’t seem to be working.

Katsura Kotonoha’s gaze turned to the black girl with the evil warding charm on her head. Her body was still trembling, and the yellow paper stuck on her head made her look like a newly unearthed foreign zombie.

Lin Fengjiao: It’s supposed to be stuck on the head. But since it’s not working, then the evil warding charm isn’t effective in this situation, I can’t do anything.

Soul Society’s Villain: How about using a destruction spell?

This is an Actor: No need to try, destruction spells will definitely work. Whether it’s on the possessing spirit or the person. Using it once will definitely have amazing results, the spirit will be gone, and the person will definitely be gone too.

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, awesome!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: To eliminate the ghost, you also eliminate the person? What Akainu behavior.

Soul Society’s Villain: I forgot how fragile ordinary humans are, sorry.

Doujin Artist: Ms. Hana just hasn’t been in contact with enough ordinary humans, that’s why you made this wrong prediction.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Speaking of which, aren’t we ordinary humans?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Can you still be called ordinary after joining this group?

Curly-haired Guy: That’s right, we’re all chosen ones! Under the leader’s guidance, our future will definitely be the liberation of all dimensions!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, that’s right! We have extremely great ideals, we all have unique skills! So we’re definitely not ordinary people, everyone is handsome! But before we liberate all dimensions, can someone meet my condition! Can someone come and liberate me first?

Doujin Artist: No, get lost! ℴ

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Don’t be like that, cute blonde girl. I’m feeling very bad right now, really bad! This damn S.H.I.E.L.D. prison, even sitting on the toilet is being watched! And I feel like the one watching me is that damn black-skinned, one-eyed guy, that’s what I can’t accept the most!

Doujin Artist: So you’re saying you’d accept it if someone else watched you?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, I feel like he’s saying he wouldn’t accept it even if it was an ordinary person! It has to be someone like Natasha, right?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: It doesn’t necessarily have to be Natasha, Hill is also fine.

Curly-haired Guy: You’re dreaming, at most they’ll change you to Coulson. From a black egg to a white baldy, that’s your fate!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn, who wants this depressing fate! I want freedom!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Don’t even think about it, being in prison is your punishment. You think S.H.I.E.L.D. really wants to keep you locked up? No, the one who really wants you in prison is Anzen-san.

Lin Fengjiao: Doing wrong things really does have to be punished, those innocent people’s deaths all happened because of you. Even if it wasn’t your intention, the consequences are still real.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! Fine, fine! I get it, I’m willing to accept this punishment.

Machete Girl: ??? This girl is actually flying, what should I do now? [Picture]

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