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Chapter 358: Chapter 359: Does This Time-Traveler Like Men?

Shark-Faced Guy: We saved him. That was really dangerous just now. A hole almost went right through Itachi’s chest. [Picture]

Doujin Artist: Looks really dangerous from the photo. His clothes are all burnt.

Lazy Kitten: That guy is so mean. He was clearly trying to kill him. Why would he do that? As a time-traveler, I don’t believe he doesn’t know Itachi is a Konoha spy.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: This... maybe he hasn’t watched Naruto?

Shark-Faced Guy: He definitely has, because he knows Itachi’s Mangekyou abilities. Not only that, he created the Lightning Blade and Rasengan in this world too.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Tsk, a master thief?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If that’s the case, the other person must be a time-traveler who knows the story well. But why would he try to kill Itachi?

Machete Girl: Yeah. Normally, Itachi being a Konoha spy means he’s an important fighter for Konoha. As the Hokage, shouldn’t he protect him?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That would be right under normal circumstances, but what about abnormal situations? Like, maybe this time-traveler and Itachi are love rivals? Guys, is that possible?

Doujin Artist: What nonsense! Love rivals? Really?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If they’re love rivals, there has to be someone they’re fighting over. So who is it? Izumi Uchiha?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Obito should have killed that girl during the clan massacre, right?

Lazy Kitten: Obito? Not Itachi?

This is an Actor: Itachi killed her in the Naruto novel, Obito in the anime. The Naruto memory in the group is from the anime.

Doujin Artist: That girl is really unlucky, she dies in different ways in different versions.

Lin Fengjiao: Who killed her isn’t the problem. The problem is she’s already dead. Since she’s dead, she can’t be who they’re fighting over, right? Deadpool’s guess is clearly wrong.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, I still think my guess is right. Maybe who they’re fighting over isn’t Izumi Uchiha. Maybe it’s someone else?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Someone else? Besides Izumi Uchiha, Itachi doesn’t seem to have anyone he likes, right?

Curly-haired Guy: Wait, Deadpool, you don’t mean...?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Heh heh, that’s right! The person you’re thinking of!

Curly-haired Guy: No, it can’t be! This time-traveler shouldn’t be that kind of person, right? I think you’re overthinking it, definitely overthinking it!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Why not? Why can’t he be? You need to understand, anything is possible in this big world! If I didn’t tell you, you definitely wouldn’t know that Logan is actually a guy who likes to use his claws to dig his butt, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, really? Deadpool, are you bragging again?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Really, I swear! I’ve seen it with my own eyes! If I lie to you, may my butt grow on top of my head!

Lazy Kitten: Your butt growing on top of your head? That’s a really harsh oath.

Qi Luoli can’t imagine what it would look like if someone’s butt was on their head. It’s beyond her understanding.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Sorry, can I ask who Logan is?

This is an Actor: A member of the X-Men from the Marvel world, his title is Wolverine.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Is he also King Kong?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: He’s a wolf, not King Kong. He’s called Wolverine because he’s also immortal, and he can pop titanium claws out of the back of his hands. But according to Mr. Deadpool, he uses them to dig...

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That’s his biggest hobby, even above cigars.

Doujin Artist: Even though you’re saying it so seriously, I still think it’s nonsense. Are you making things up about him in the group because you have a grudge against him?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, absolutely not! Even though that guy blew up my head once, what I’m saying is definitely true!

Lazy Kitten: Okay, so you do have a grudge.

Soul Society’s Villain: You can only believe half of what Deadpool says. The other nine and a half parts are either lies or made up. Or just exaggerated.

Machete Girl: The Wolverine thing doesn’t really matter, even if he really did that, it has nothing to do with us. The main problem is still this time-traveler and Itachi. Who are they fighting over?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yes! We’ve been talking for so long and haven’t gotten to the point. And we’re off-topic again!

Doujin Artist: Ruiko-chan, you’re the one who changed the topic. And you’re saying we’re off-topic?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cough, I just found it hard to believe.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, who are they fighting over? How can you not know such a simple question? As Naruto fans, don’t you know who Itachi Uchiha’s true love is?

Lazy Kitten: You don’t mean Sasuke Uchiha, right?

Curly-haired Guy: Bingo, you got it.

Doujin Artist: Sasuke? What the heck is Sasuke? When did Sasuke become Itachi’s true love? They’re brothers!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Can’t brothers be true love? You’re still too young, blonde girl. If it wasn’t true love, how do you explain Itachi Uchiha killing his parents but keeping his little brother alive?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, that’s definitely wrong! Mr. Deadpool, there’s definitely something wrong with your explanation. He kept his brother alive because he was forced to, right? How did emotions get involved?

Curly-haired Guy: Forced to? Hmph, I don’t think it’s that simple. Are you sure it’s not because his parents were getting in the way of him being with his brother that Itachi did it?

Doujin Artist: Damn, what kind of interpretation is that? Kishimoto Masashi would probably cry if he saw your interpretation!

Curly-haired Guy: What does a manga artist know about human emotions? And there’s also an important piece of evidence, which is that the time-traveler didn’t build a harem in the Naruto world! That’s definitely impossible according to the norm, right? But what if this time-traveler likes men? Wouldn’t that make sense?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That’s right, that’s right! It must be because of a love triangle that the time-traveler tried to kill Itachi Uchiha! As long as he kills Itachi Uchiha, he can happily live together with Sasuke! What a scheming, damned time-traveler!

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