Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou (WN)

Arifureta Fairy Tale – Aladdin

A long time ago, in a certain place, there was a poor young man called Aladdin.

He was poor because his otaku parents sank all their money into buying otaku goods. But, Aladdin too was also a hardcore otaku so he had no complain about that. They were reaping what they sowed.

One day, a magician who claimed to be a relative came to visit Aladdin who was in such state.

It was suspicious. The person was wearing a magician robe that covered their body from up until down, with a hood covering their head that made it impossible to see their eyes. If someone with this kind of getup wasn’t a suspicious person, there suspicious person didn’t exist at all in this world……that was just how suspicious looking the magician was. Surely this was a bad magician, no doubt about it! Recently,

「You know~, there is this magic-like work where you can earn around ten thousand by doing easy work just for one day, do you want to try it? No no, I understand! At first I myself also thought that it was suspicious you know? But when I actually tried doing it, I actually hit the jackpot! Just between the two of us, there is also this one person that’s earning ten million from this work. Honest, you will earn money like magic from this work!」

He heard that there was this magic work scam happening everywhere……Aladdin’s hand reached toward his handgun that he carried for self-defense while glaring at the magician who claimed to be his relative.

The magician jerked slightly while showing a glimpse of their eyes from under the hood.

And then they saw Aladdin’s face clearly just now. They showed a surprised reaction and removed their hood in a flash, then they said.

「……I’m sorry. I lied to you. I’m not your relative. ──I’m your wife.」

The suspicious level exploded. In respond to this Aladdin too──

「I see, if you’re my wife then it must be true. When is the ceremony?」

Accepted it easily.

Because, it couldn’t be helped. The bad magician was bad. A beautiful female magician who looked like bisque doll like this was unfair. She was completely Aladdin’s type and he fell in love in first sight! Even if this was actually a marriage scam, then he would happily get scammed! He thought!

「……Let’s hold it at the afternoon today!」

The miss bad witch’s eyes were sparkling. There was completely no sign of scam or anything. Rather, she had this atmosphere that said I fell in love with the person who I was going to trick. Who cares about everything else! I’m going to become this person’s wife and grasp happiness-.

Like this, the two made the promise of godspeed marriage that happened at the very same day they met for the first time, but before they held the marriage ceremony, the witch girl asked a request.

「……There’s a magic lamp in a certain cave. I want us to go take it together.」

「Magic lamp? 」

「……Nn. Apparently a djinn who can grant any kind of wish is sealed inside it. With that……」

「With that?」

「……We’ll be able to host the greatest marriage ceremony!」

「Witch girl……you, you must be a genius aren’t you!?」

There was nobody who could stop them anymore. The two were wrapped in pink aura and heart shaped bubble. They headed toward the cave as their first date.

They arrived. They entered together. They kept going deeper into the cave. After the marriage ceremony, let’s ask the djinn for a house too. They were fed up with the desert already. Let’s build a white house at the coast. Nn, they needed a bed too. Also, the bed should be king sized. That would be great! The two were having such conversation in excitement.

There was also anything serious happening, like falling into abyss, or getting sealed, or running into a last guardian and being forced into a desperate battle. Aladdin and the witch girl easily obtained the magic lamp.

They then returned back on the path they came from with exultation, thinking that The future is bright! But, it seemed that a trial was something that came when people let their guard down……

「I’ve been waiting-. Aladdin-kun! Don’t get tricked by that suspicious witch girl!」

Leading a lot of tough looking soldiers to surround the entrance of the cave was astonishingly the princess of this country.

「You cursed witch-, how dare you dragged Aladdin-kun into that kind of dark cave! Just what kind of envious thing──I mean, lewd thing──not that too-, horrible thing you did to him inside there!?」

「……Is this country, alright?」

Is your head filled with flower garden……miss witch girl’s already deadpan eyes became even more deadpanned and piercing. She completely set aside the fact that just now her own head was also completely filled with flower garden.

「Noow-, Aladdin-kun! Let’s marry with me-」

The princess, she proposed with a dazzling smile! The expressions of the soldiers standing behind her became extremely conflicted. Is our country, really doing already right now, such anxiety was transparent to see from their faces!

Amidst that awkward atmosphere, Aladdin-kun who received such unexpected marriage proposal from the princess was,

「No, who the hell are you?」

He threw back such words with a horribly doubtful face.

Actually the princess had been monitoring……peeking……stalking……not, she had been watching Aladdin-kun from afar until now. She had never met him directly. Until now there had never been any presence of woman in Aladdin-kun’s life, but a witch girl suddenly approached him. I made the princess panicked and her head became completely filled with charging ahead and nothing else. No wonder the soldiers were making such conflicted faces.

「……Hmph. This stupid misunderstanding princess. Aladdin is already mine. Run back home with your tail between your legs.」

Miss witch girl pressed her body on Aladdin tightly and showed a smug face while chuckling. And then, Aladdin-kun simply accepted it. The soldiers were all looking at the princess, their eyes were pleading Let’s go home already, princess.

But, however, in the dictionary of the princess who was twisted like pretzel by her first love, the word retreat didn’t exist.

「Uu, since it’s come to this! Djinn of the ring, come out~!」

The princess rubbed her ring and chanted a spell. Then a figure of a person formed in the air!

『What is it, princess. I wouldst not recognize thou as mine master no matter what. Thy S mentality art completely lacking-』

It seemed the princess’s ring was a magic ring to call a pervert who could grant wish.

「Miss pervert of the ring! Imprison that witch girl into here! And then please move Aladdin-kun and me to the palace!」

『I’m telling you, I hath no intention to wag mine tail to you……fuoh!? What’s with that young man! What astonishing S score! 50000, 2000000, it’s still rising up!?』

The pervert of the ring apparently had the special technique to measure other people’s S level into numerical value. The moment her eyes caught sight of Aladdin-kun, her expression that looked completely unmotivated changed to a disgusting degree.

The witch girl thought 「Danger-」, but it was already too late at that moment.

『I finally find mine destined Goshujin-sama!』

「Miss pervert of the ring! Please!」

『Acknowledged! Taake this!』

*Poof* There was such sound and the pervert of the ring and the princess and the soldiers along with Aladdin all vanished. Surely they were just teleported to the princess’s palace. Furthermore, *gogogogo* the entrance of the cavern was crumbling. The witch girl got locked inside.

「……D-damn youuu, stupid princess-」

The witch girl who had gotten completely one-upped stamped her foot on the ground in frustration. She had to take back her beloved Aladdin as quickly as possible. And then she would hold a bloodbath festival using that princess.

In order to do that, first she had to escape from this caved in cavern, but……

「……Hmph, that girl is too na?ve with the finishing touch.」

The witch girl took out a shining lamp from her pocket after she had vented out her rage to some degree.

Yes, it was that magic lamp! The princess only thought that the witch girl dragged Aladdin to an empty place to do nyan nyan things, so the thought that there could be a second item to summon the djinn never even crossed her mind.

「……Wait for me, Aladdin. I’ll save you immediately! Come to me~, djinn!」

The witch girl chanted the spell while caressing the lamp. Then *pyopyooo~nn* smoke hopped out from the lamp. Then rabbit ears also pyonned out from the smoke.

『Yes yee~s, the lamp rabbit is here deeesu! Is there something bothering youu!?』

An energetic rabbit eared djinn whose tension was excessively high asked the witch girl while her breasts jiggled mightily on her chest. Miss witch girl became irritated. She cleared her throat.

「……Let me out from this cave!」

『Leave it to me! SHAORAAAAAAA!!』

The wish was granted with a very physical way. The lamp rabbit’s fist blew away the buried entrance of the cavern with a single strike. Light shined in from outside.

「……Err, I want you to bring me until the palace……」

Miss witch girl tried asking with a bit of hesitation. It seemed she had a bad premonition.

『Leave it to me! Now, please hop on my back! Now, quickly! HURRY HURRY-』

「……Eh, ah, yes」

Her hope that this lamp rabbit would definitely grant her wish smartly like the pervert of the ring was easily betrayed like a nightmare.

『Then let’s depart! Now I shall become the wind-! Desuuu-』

Miss witch girl became the wind on the rabbit’s back.

After that, the witch girl who arrived at the castle with physical way asked the lamp rabbit to take care of the soldiers who were lying in wait for them at the palace. The lamp rabbit physically beat them up, physically destroyed the palace gate, and finally they were facing the princess.

There was no more need for words desu. Don’t flatter! Don’t beg! If there’s something that you want then wrest it away by force! Desu.

Pervert of the ring VS lamp rabbit.

Princess who was actually Valkyrie VS witch girl.

The battle between two camps kept intensifying to the extreme. It destroyed the palace, brought pandemonium to the capital, and made the soldiers seriously considered looking for another job.

「Aladdin-kun! If you marry me then you’ll become able to use the royal family’s characteristic magic, “Authority”! All of your wishes will become true no matter what they are! That’s why, marry me-」

「……Nn-, a vulgar appeal-. I’ll be the one making Aladdin’s wish come true!」

『Goshujin-sama! I wouldst make thy wish come true no matter what it is! That’s why, I beg thee to make me into thy pettt-』

『Aladdin-san! What do you think about a good lamp rabbit wife!? I’ll definitely make all your wish come true with physical and effort!』

Now, your wish! Quickly state your wish! It will come true no matter what it is!

While the surrounding was crumbling into ruins, Aladdin who got pestered like that was,

「……I want to go home」

He wished like that with eyes that looked dead.

After that, at a certain countryside, there was often the sighting of four girls who were really close with each other and often caused cataclysm along with a young man with dead eyes there.