You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1092 (Disciple is About to Lose Virginity)

Lie Gu nodded with a tone of sorrow, ”Qing Xuʼs amnesia is different from Ye Ziziʼs. Qing Xuʼs amnesia is thorough. He doesnʼt remember anything about poison and considers himself an ordinary person.”

”We tried to capture him, but he threatened to commit suicide. We found out that he seemed to enjoy watching us fear his suicide attempts. He forced us to buy him food, threatening suicide if we didnʼt. He kept talking about suicide at the slightest provocation. Even I considered suicide. Your Excellency, please find someone else for this task. I canʼt handle it anymore.” Lie Gu was on the verge of tears. The threat was too much, and he had never encountered such shamelessness.

Initially, they were afraid of being poisoned, only to realize that the real threat was being driven to suicide.

Ye Huaʼs face turned black after hearing this. ʼWas today just an unlucky day? Why did everything go wrong?ʼ

Even Qing Xu had become an idiot!

Ye Hua walked up to Qing Xu with a stern face, looking at the fat belly with at least ten layers of ”abs.”

Even the former cross-dressing expert Qing Xu used to exude a sense of brilliance, but now he had turned into this ghostly appearance!

Was this a decline in human nature or a fall of the team?

Qing Xu looked at the handsome man in front of him and suddenly burst into laughter. His chubby hands reached for his bald head, which instantly reflected light.

Ye Hua was utterly confused.

”Do you know who I am?” Ye Hua asked coldly. Qing Xu must be pretending; thereʼs no way he could be this foolish!

Qing Xu grabbed a roasted chicken and bit into it from the buttocks. ”Are you going to buy me food too? If not, Iʼll commit suicide.”

Ye Hua: ”...”

ʼDamn it!ʼ

ʼThis guy actually threatened this deity with suicide. Now, this deity is ready to send him to the heavens!

Seeing that Ye Hua was about to explode, Lie Gu quickly hugged him and said, ”Your Excellency, calm down. He has really lost his memory!”

Dou Fushi also added, ”Your Excellency, I inquired in the small village, and Qing Xu appeared ten years ago. They have witnessed Qing Xu becoming so fat.”

Ye Hua was breathing heavily, his breath becoming a bit rapid. It was evident that he was angered by everything that happened today.

Originally, he thought that finding Qing Xu would allow him to rely on Qing Xuʼs medical skills to save his mother. However, he never expected Qing Xu to become this way!

Just now, he even threatened him!

His nature hasnʼt changed at all, still daring to threaten him! Not bad! Just getting worse!

”Almsgiver, this monk wishes for a bit of vegetarian food. Can it be arranged?” Qing Xu clapped his plump hands together, bowing to Ye Hua with devoutness.

Seeing Qing Xuʼs actions, Ye Hua had the impulse to kill him directly. Was he trying to play with him?

He even begged for alms! Ye Hua wanted to curse him out!

”Your Excellency, please stay calm.” Lie Gu said so, but in reality, the idea of killing Qing Xu had crossed his mind numerous times. Calling this person one of the Seven Deadly Sins was simply disgraceful.

”Almsgiver, why are you so angry? Allow this monk to alleviate your troubles.” Qing Xu asked calmly, but with that big face, it looked comical.

”Lie Gu! Iʼm going to kill him!”

”Your Excellency, stay calm! Youʼll get used to it!”

However, Qing Xu calmly said, ”Almsgiver, put down the butcherʼs knife and become a Buddha on the spot.” [A very popular proverb in Buddhist teaching.]

Ye Hua: ”...”

Lie Gu: ”...”

Dou Fushi: ”...”

It seems Qing Xu, having killed too many people in the past, decided to become a monk in this life to chant scriptures and recite Buddhist sutras.

Ye Hua pushed Lie Gu away and grabbed Qing Xu with one hand. Qing Xuʼs massive body floated in the air.

However, his emotions were calm, with closed eyes and hands clasped together, saying, ”Jesus said, ʼI would rather go to hell than enter paradise.ʼ”

Lie Gu rolled his eyes, ”Really?”

Dou Fushi corrected, ”This is what Buddha said.”

Lie Gu slapped his forehead, ”Of course, your big brother knew that! I was just testing you!”

”Oh, I see. Big brother is truly clever.”

”Thatʼs for sure.”

Ye Hua felt like he was going to explode. Why did he have such foolish subordinates? It was so painful!

”Almsgiver, if you want to kill this monk, the monk wonʼt resist, but the monk hasnʼt eaten enough. Can the almsgiver buy ten roasted chickens for the monk? Add more chili, donʼt roast them too well, or there wonʼt be any texture.”

After hearing this, Ye Hua was stunned, then he covered his forehead and burst into laughter.

Lie Gu and Dou Fushi stepped back. Whatʼs happening to Your Excellency? Itʼs so terrifying.

Qing Xu had driven him insane.

Ye Hua laughed for a long time, then waved his hand. Strange marks appeared above Qing Xuʼs head.

Back when Ye Hua used the Firmament Ghost Flames to illuminate Ye Zizi, he discovered signs of suppression, but the Firmament Ghost Flames was a disposable item, and there was only one.

Although this move wasnʼt as effective as the Firmament Ghost Flames, it could still manage. Did this guy break something, causing him to lose his memory and even forget that he was a poison master?

ʼEven if you forget that youʼre a poison master, you should remember how to make an antidote! This deityʼs mother is waiting for the antidote to save her life! This is not a joke!ʼ

Looking at Ye Hua staring intently, Qing Xu felt a bit numb in his heart, ”Almsgiver, this monk hasnʼt taken a bath for a long time. Please reconsider your actions.”

After hearing this, Ye Huaʼs mouth twitched slightly, and he directly sealed Qing Xuʼs mouth!

Qing Xu was greatly shocked – what a terrifying man! He actually sealed his mouth. Was he afraid of him screaming?

ʼBuddha in heaven, today the disciple is going to lose his virginity…ʼ

Ye Hua looked at Qing Xuʼs reaction, which showed no adverse effects, appearing entirely normal with no seal or anything!

ʼCould it be a situation similar to what happened with Brittany? Do you need to be killed to wake up?ʼ

Should he give it a try?

At this moment, Qing Xu, looking at Ye Hua, swallowed nervously. This handsome guy had a truly unique taste, actually liking him.

As a disciple of Buddha, he should help others find joy. ʼCome on! Violate me, handsome guy~ʼ

Fortunately, Ye Hua couldnʼt hear. If he knew, he would probably give it a try, killing Qing Xu to see if he could come back to life.

After all, Brittany was killed back then, then came back to life and knew everything.

Maybe Qing Xu was the same.

”Your Excellency, you really shouldnʼt do it. If you really kill him, then heʼll truly be dead,” Lie Gu still had to remind. What happened with Brittany might have been an accident, but what if Qing Xu didnʼt come back to life!

Ye Hua also thought so. If he really died, who would treat his motherʼs illness?

Moreover, he would lose a powerful subordinate. It wouldnʼt be worth it!

Back then, Brittany was killed by someone else. Should he find someone else to kill Qing Xu? Ye Hua looked at Dou Fushi.

Dou Fushi was trembling all over. The look in Your Excellencyʼs eyes was so unique.

However, Qing Xu swallowed nervously again. It turned out there was another person joining in!

There were actually two handsome guys who wanted to mess with him. ʼOh my Buddha!ʼ

ʼBuddha!ʼ

ʼToday, the disciple is going to dirty your eyes, but the disciple is not panicking. The disciple will use all his abilities to let the two almsgivers experience soulful joy.ʼ

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