You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1069 (Help in this Distress)

Indeed, itʼs true. It was because of one incident during poison testing that he ended up being a bit foolish. He developed a liking for wearing womenʼs clothes and, after recovering, found it quite agreeable. Since then, he has kept up with that habit.

”While Qing Xu is formidable in poison cultivation, in terms of medical treatment, if he dares to call himself second, no one will dare to claim the first spot,” Wei Chang said with a serious tone.

Ye Hua added, ”Thatʼs correct. Even I wouldnʼt claim the first spot.”

Receiving confirmation from him, the subordinates realised the significance of this figure. Although he might lack raw strength, his skills surpassed those with power.

”So, this deity hopes that you find Qing Xu and, if possible, give him a lesson until heʼs beaten black and blue,” Ye Hua calmly stated.

Upon hearing this request, the three menʼs faces stiffened. Your Honor, ah...

Isnʼt that too demanding? This is Qing Xu, the one who played pranks on everyone. This guy could casually poison an entire city. On that foundation, he concocted various versions of poison. He was practically a big pervert.

Who knows where heʼs selling fake medicines, or what shady things heʼs up to. Maybe he even cut off his own hands and reattached it in no time. For such a perverted person, who dares to seek him out?

Only someone with issues would do that...

Ye Hua even mentioned beating the ”cross-dressing boss” until heʼs black and blue. Thereʼs a fear of being on the receiving end of that torture.

”Jue Tian, why donʼt you go?” Ye Hua suggested casually.

Juetianʼs face darkened, bowing, he said, ”If Your Majesty is willing to entrust such an important task to me, itʼs undoubtedly a sign of high regard. However, Your Majesty also knows that Iʼve just recovered my strength, and my beloved wife has not yet been fully satisfied. Therefore, I cannot undertake such a heavy responsibility.”

Wei Chang and Lie Gu: ”...”

Theyʼve seen shameless people, but never one as shameless as this. Clearly, his strength has recovered, and yet he talks about satisfying his wife. Why donʼt you just die?

”Then, Wei Chang, you go.” Ye Hua could understand Jue Tianʼs situation. Just recovered and still indulging in intimate moments with his wife – after all, he is a male with physiological needs.

Wei Chang immediately bowed, saying seriously, ”Your Majesty, after reflecting, Iʼve decided to end the 100-year seclusion ahead of schedule. I will fulfil Tang Weiʼs longtime wish.”

Lie Gu: ”...”

ʼDamn it! You two bastards! Youʼre using your women as an excuse not to go. This is beyond shameless!ʼ

Ye Hua said in a deep voice, ”Wei Chang, Iʼm quite pleased with your decision.”

Tang Wei in the team was also overjoyed. ʼUncle Wei...finally...willing...to...take...action…ʼ

Itʼs not easy...

Ye Huaʼs gaze turned to Lie Gu.

Terrified, Lie Gu shivered and quickly bowed, saying, ”Your Majesty, my... my wife... my wives... they... they canʼt do without me!!!”

The subordinates: ”...”

This reason is simply too hasty, utterly lacking persuasiveness.Ye Hua suddenly turned to Wen Xia and asked, ”Is what Lie Gu said true?”

Wen Xia respectfully replied, ”Returning to Your Majesty, Lie Gu has not contributed anything to the team yet.”

”Yesterday, Wen Xia, I wasnʼt in the right state,” Lie Gu hurriedly explained. His wife was too good at setting him up.

Ye Hua said indifferently, ”Lie Gu, the task of finding Qing Xu is entrusted to you. I will give you the coordinates. Remember! Give him a good lesson and bring him back.”

Lie Gu felt like he needed someone to help him in this distress, his breath becoming a bit rapid. He didnʼt know if playing dead would work now.

”Big brother, come on, I support you!” Dou Fushi cheered Lie Gu on. After all, he was the big brother who taught him to part his hair, so he had to support him.

Ye Hua calmly said, ”Lie Gu, set out soon. My motherʼs illness relies on you.”

Lie Gu: ”...”

ʼYour Majesty is truly difficult to please. Clearly, he knows where Qing Xu is; why not just go himself? He insists on making me go, increasing the difficulty of the mission.ʼ

But Ye Hua has his ideas. If he goes directly, it will seem like heʼs begging Qing Xu. Moreover, this Qing Xu needs a good lesson, and it canʼt be done by him. Others need to take action.

”Your Majesty, I have a request,” Lie Gu felt like he was finished, expressing his final wish.

”Speak. Anything that I can do, I will help you with,” Ye Hua assured.

Everyone felt that Lie Gu was arranging his affairs like he was in dire straits.

”Your Majesty, I want to bring someone along,” Lie Gu said with a heavy voice.

Hearing Lie Guʼs words, everyone shuddered, fearing that Lie Gu might call their names, which would surely mean trouble.

The girls felt reassured; Lie Gu must be calling a guy.

”Alright, I permit it,” Ye Hua waved his hand magnanimously.

”Dou Fushi!” Lie Gu directly said. If the big brother is about to die, how can the little brother just stand by? Sharing joys and sorrows, right?

However, Li Hun in the crowd exclaimed, ”Husband, why did you faint?”

Dou Fushi had already passed out. Being tricked by his wife was one thing, but now being tricked by his big brother made life unbearable.

Ye Hua took a deep breath and calmly said, ”During this trip to the Spirit City, I discovered several serious issues that are important for our teamʼs future.”

”Wei Chang, Jue Tian, think of solutions for these two issues.”

”Yes!”

”I havenʼt even mentioned what the issues are, and youʼre saying ʼyesʼ! Canʼt you have a bit of heart in your response?!” Ye Hua sternly rebuked.

Wei Chang and Juet Tan quickly bowed, ”Your Majesty, forgive us. It was just a reflex.”

Ye Hua: ”...”

”In the Spirit City, Guardians have also appeared! So, I believe that this group of Guardians hides a significant secret! They seem to have collective amnesia. Take note of this!” Lv Lü hastily jotted it down.

Ye Hua continued, ”Behind this, there must be a shameful secret. Whether itʼs the loss of morality or the emphasis on principles.”

The subordinates felt that Your Majesty made a lot of sense.

”Another thing! I encountered a powerful weapon. This weapon is formidable enough to harm me, let alone you! Fortunately, the person wielding this weapon is quite incompetent, so thereʼs nothing to fear. However, I still hope to possess such a weapon. I will tell Wei Chang the required materials; try to obtain as many as possible!” To be safe, Ye Hua naturally had to take all precautions to ensure the teamʼs safety.

Hearing about such a formidable weapon, the subordinates were also shocked. What weapon could hurt Your Majesty!

”Your Majesty, what exactly is this weapon?” Wei Chang asked with confusion.

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